Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

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Moochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

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Because the Mooch deserves his own thread.
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This feels about right to me.
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But can he do the Fandango?
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Now there's a joke that stays fresh no matter how many times you see it.
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May I suggest a title change for the thread?
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I strongly object to any title change.
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"Fucking qualia." -Hugh Akston

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Shem wrote:
28 Jul 2017, 17:26
I strongly object to any title change.
OK. Then I am obviously missing a joke in the existing title.
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nicole wrote:
28 Jul 2017, 17:26
Nope, you still can't wake up http://pagesix.com/2017/07/28/anthony-s ... vorce/amp/
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Shem wrote:I strongly object to any title change.
My first choice for thread title, but was prohibited due to length, "Whenever Moochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Moochie'?"
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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It's pretty impressive to get divorced by a woman who's 9 months pregnant without being caught with a hotel room full of prostitutes.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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She seems like she doesn't need his shit at all. I'm kind of impressed with someone who will walk away from being that close to the big (shit)show.

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She's like "I signed up to be a rich man's wife, not to horrify all my friends while you go play Trumpentologist."
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I think she might have been hoping for something more substantial for herself, and realized that following him on second-rate speaking tours for his self-published book isn't the career path she should be on. I don't want to assume that her position in investor relations was a do-nothing job, because she seems accomplished and the company did seem to do well, but a career working for your husband does get a bit harder when he lights himself on fire and jerks off in Times Square joins the Trump Administration.

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When he gets fired, we can make Poochie jokes.

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Fin Fang Foom wrote:
30 Jul 2017, 16:57
When he gets fired, we can make Poochie jokes.
I have the Youtube video bookmarked to commemorate the event.
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"Fucking qualia." -Hugh Akston

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Bon chance Moochie, you were not with us long enough.

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Sold his company and lost his family to work in the White House for 10 days. I don't care who you are, that's hilarious. It's like selling your soul to the Devil to finally become the manager at a Burger King.
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Shem wrote:
31 Jul 2017, 15:00
Sold his company and lost his family to work in the White House for 10 days. I don't care who you are, that's hilarious. It's like selling your soul to the Devil to finally become the manager at a Burger King.
The Jersey version of the Twilight Zone.

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Still, "White House Communications Director - 2017" is gonna look pretty tits on his LinkedIn. Also featured in the New Yorker.
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Booooooo
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dhex wrote:
31 Jul 2017, 15:06
Booooooo
This.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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