Orange is the new President

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by lunchstealer » 24 Jun 2019, 03:37

Warren wrote:
23 Jun 2019, 15:03
That is not a pipe Hugh.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Ellie » 24 Jun 2019, 10:22

lunchstealer wrote:
24 Jun 2019, 03:37
Warren wrote:
23 Jun 2019, 15:03
That is not a pipe Hugh.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Actual LOL :lol:
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by JD » 03 Jul 2019, 11:39

Trump touts our "brand new Sherman tanks".

(As the Military Times succinctly puts it, "The M4 Sherman, best known for its role in World War II, went out of service in 1957.")
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by thoreau » 03 Jul 2019, 11:42

Cholesterol plaques: Now more than ever.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Ellie » 03 Jul 2019, 13:10

Park Service diverts $2.5 million in fees for Trump’s Fourth of July extravaganza

For some reason this part is fucking cracking me up:
Separately, according to two individuals familiar with the matter, the White House was negotiating with Park Service officials over whether to project an image from the 1969 Apollo 11 moon mission onto the Washington Monument for the event.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 03 Jul 2019, 20:37

Ellie wrote:
03 Jul 2019, 13:10
Park Service diverts $2.5 million in fees for Trump’s Fourth of July extravaganza

For some reason this part is fucking cracking me up:
Separately, according to two individuals familiar with the matter, the White House was negotiating with Park Service officials over whether to project an image from the 1969 Apollo 11 moon mission onto the Washington Monument for the event.
If it's the Saturn V rocket blasting off and going up the monument, I'm all for it.

Double bonus points if they fuel up the monument and have it lift off.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 04 Jul 2019, 16:15

I mean the fact the only new wall Trump has built is through the reflecting pool on July 4th is shockingly on brand. Also the picture with the fence with the MAGA flyer and the Lincoln Memorial caged behind it should be in at least 6 distinct campaign ads.

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Jennifer » 05 Jul 2019, 18:59

As a kid growing up in southeastern Virginia, I made many visits to Yorktown, Jamestown, Williamsburg and other historic colonial or Revolutionary War-era sites, and of all the exhibits I saw, I think my favorite was the haunting memorial to the brave American patriots who died seizing control of Cornwallis Airport from the Redcoats.

Kudos to Mr. Trump for being the first American president who cared enough to remember them in a speech. #MAGA.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 06 Jul 2019, 00:11

Dude has demetia. Would you kick a man in a wheelchair, Jen? Huh? Answer the question you monster!
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by thoreau » 06 Jul 2019, 00:14

That speech should be sufficient evidence for using the 25th amendment.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 06 Jul 2019, 01:20

We let Reagan roll with dementia for a while. I'm not sure that's a thing to do right now. I'm also not sure that's a thing we shouldn't do.

That's kind of my litmus test for stuff in general.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by thoreau » 06 Jul 2019, 13:56

What's really crazy about this is that within a week he'll do some other shit that's so crazy we'll promptly forget he ever mentioned Revolutionary War airports. Instead we'll be talking about something so insane that right now we can't even speculate on what it will be.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 06 Jul 2019, 15:51

thoreau wrote:
06 Jul 2019, 13:56
What's really crazy about this is that within a week he'll do some other shit that's so crazy we'll promptly forget he ever mentioned Revolutionary War airports. Instead we'll be talking about something so insane that right now we can't even speculate on what it will be.
I'll go with "Precious Bodily Fluids" for $600, Alex.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 08 Jul 2019, 18:12

So the U.K. ambassador got PNGed over Twitter. That’s a new one.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 08 Jul 2019, 18:48

Wut? Really?
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 08 Jul 2019, 18:51

I dont see that anywhere except through twitter. And I start with the opposite of whatever he says.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 08 Jul 2019, 19:06

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by thoreau » 08 Jul 2019, 19:12

Yeah, but as long as Anatoly Antonov is willing to deal with him it looks like the UK ambassador will still be able to get business done.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Ellie » 08 Jul 2019, 23:02

Mo wrote:
08 Jul 2019, 18:12
So the U.K. ambassador got PNGed over Twitter. That’s a new one.
What is PNG? (Besides the file extension)
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Ellie » 08 Jul 2019, 23:03

Modspawn is leaning over my shoulder and trying to get me to type "poop." Which, obviously, he has succeeded in doing.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 08 Jul 2019, 23:10

persona non grata
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Eric the .5b » 08 Jul 2019, 23:34

I had to guess that, too. With the help of Google actually knowing what "PNGed" meant.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 08 Jul 2019, 23:40

What I am trying to figure out is who leaked the cables and why?

99% of the diplomats in DC probably have made the same comments and are sweating whether they're going to be outed the same way.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Jennifer » 09 Jul 2019, 00:58

If Trump PNGs all diplomats who told their government unflattering things about him, there won't be a single ambassador left in DC.
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