Orange is the new President

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Hugh Akston » 20 Jan 2019, 22:00

thoreau wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 19:36
Forget Putin blackmailing Trump, I'm starting to think that Trump is blackmailing Pence. Because this is next-level insane yes-man loyalty.

Is there a tape of Pence with a male prostitute?
Worse, tape of him sharing an elevator with a female colleague.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 21 Jan 2019, 01:34

Warren wrote:
Mo wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 18:42
Mike Pence, “Trump is exactly like Martin Luther King in why he is asking for the wall”.
OMG He didn't say that.
*googles*
No, he didn't. FAKE NEWS
“You think of how he [King] changed America. He inspired us to change through the legislative process, to become a more perfect union. That's exactly what President Trump is calling on Congress to do — come to the table in the spirit of good faith.”
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by JasonL » 21 Jan 2019, 06:50

If you think about MLK, he had bowel movements. Trump also has bowel movements. History will see them as basically the same guy.

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 21 Jan 2019, 12:17

It’s from the, “You know who else liked highway systems,” school of argumentation.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Kolohe » 21 Jan 2019, 22:33

Mo wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 12:17
It’s from the, “You know who else liked highway systems,” school of argumentation.
Moses?
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 21 Jan 2019, 22:47

Kolohe wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 22:33
Mo wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 12:17
It’s from the, “You know who else liked highway systems,” school of argumentation.
Moses?
Careful there. You know who else liked to part seas? That's right. The rail splitter himself. Albert Einstein.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 21 Jan 2019, 22:48

Kolohe wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 22:33
Mo wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 12:17
It’s from the, “You know who else liked highway systems,” school of argumentation.
Moses?
Ezekiel. Gotta have roads for them wheels.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Dangerman » 22 Jan 2019, 09:47

Pham Nuwen wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 22:47
Kolohe wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 22:33
Mo wrote:
21 Jan 2019, 12:17
It’s from the, “You know who else liked highway systems,” school of argumentation.
Moses?
Careful there. You know who else liked to part seas? That's right. The rail splitter himself. Albert Einstein.
Einstein may have done the math, but Oppenheimer et. al. did the splitting.

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 22 Jan 2019, 11:29

Don't worry. Teller and Sakharov figured out how to put things together.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 24 Jan 2019, 11:52

Tired: Trump is a political genius
Wired: Trump is less popular than Pelosi and she just played him
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by lunchstealer » 24 Jan 2019, 14:38

Mo wrote:
24 Jan 2019, 11:52
Tired: Trump is a political genius
Wired: Trump is less popular than Pelosi and she just played him
We live in a fucked up world.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 31 Jan 2019, 06:45

I used to wonder what Heidi saw in Ted, but it looks like they both share a complete lack of self-respect.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... ass-on-her
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 05 Feb 2019, 07:36

The good thing about 6th graders, is that we all know this will end all of the bullying and definitely not make things worse for him throughout middle/high school.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by dhex » 05 Feb 2019, 08:37

Oh nooooooo
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 05 Feb 2019, 10:47

I hope the teacher isn't too strong a Blue.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by JasonL » 05 Feb 2019, 10:53

Can't wait for "Bullying is actually appropriate if you wear a maga hat or visit the president."

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Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 05 Feb 2019, 11:04

Aresen wrote:I hope the teacher isn't too strong a Blue.
Actually it sounds like the faculty and staff went out of the way to make things easier on the kid.

I was made fun of for my funny sounding name. Where is my SotU invite? Fucking snowflakes.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Shem » 05 Feb 2019, 12:09

Mo wrote:
05 Feb 2019, 11:04
Aresen wrote:I hope the teacher isn't too strong a Blue.
Actually it sounds like the faculty and staff went out of the way to make things easier on the kid.

I was made fun of for my funny sounding name. Where is my SotU invite? Fucking snowflakes.
Hey, with a name like that, just be happy they didn't send you a Gitmo invite.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by dhex » 05 Feb 2019, 13:12

The real question is what the hell his parents are thinking. It's a hard situation but in what universe would this help the kid?
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 05 Feb 2019, 14:24

dhex wrote:
05 Feb 2019, 13:12
The real question is what the hell his parents are thinking. It's a hard situation but in what universe would this help the kid?
Hint: it's not about the kid or his situation.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 06 Feb 2019, 04:37

I take it all back, I love Josh Trump.

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 06 Feb 2019, 16:09

Awesome
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Warren » 06 Feb 2019, 20:27

Not bad. Nothing competes with salty ham tears.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Jake » 06 Feb 2019, 21:50

Warren wrote:
06 Feb 2019, 20:27
Not bad. Nothing competes with salty ham tears.
**participates in moment of silence for that great H&R thread**
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Pham Nuwen » 06 Feb 2019, 22:09

Holy shit! That's a real photo!
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