Orange is the new President

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by the innominate one » 29 Jan 2018, 13:16

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Re: Orange is the new President

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the innominate one wrote:
Nixon Era: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... MfpRxoKstR
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by the innominate one » 29 Jan 2018, 14:12

What, no Kung Fu Fighting?
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by thoreau » 29 Jan 2018, 14:13

the innominate one wrote:What, no Kung Fu Fighting?
The playlist is a work in progress.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Ellie » 29 Jan 2018, 14:49

Tuco wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 06:41
It turned out okay, right? Please tell me it turned out okay.
:lol: :lol:
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Ellie » 29 Jan 2018, 19:17

Re: typo on the SotU tickets -- didn't something around Trump's inauguration also have a typo on it?
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by D.A. Ridgely » 29 Jan 2018, 19:23

Ellie wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 19:17
Re: typo on the SotU tickets -- didn't something around Trump's inauguration also have a typo on it?
You mean "Donald J. Trump" where "Hillary R. Clinton" should have been? [/popular vote axe grinding]

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Warren » 29 Jan 2018, 19:36

Sandy wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 10:42
Tuco wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 06:41
It turned out okay, right? Please tell me it turned out okay.
It got us out of the Great Depression. It's basically the best idea ever.
I suppose you think you're oh so clever.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Shem » 29 Jan 2018, 19:43

Sandy wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 10:42
Tuco wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 06:41
It turned out okay, right? Please tell me it turned out okay.
It got us out of the Great Depression. It's basically the best idea ever.
I may have only read one chapter of "Decline and Fall of the Third Reich," but I feel comfortable saying that it was an unbridled success. It's like two hits of Benzedrine into your economy...and one into your genocidal dictator.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 30 Jan 2018, 01:33

If I could make my name Brawndo, it would almost be worth the $35.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 30 Jan 2018, 01:35

Also, no more images are allowed to be posted in this thread. Thanks to whatever algorithm Tapatalk chooses, the accompanying image to this thread is an animated gif of Louie saying that he “wants to dip his balls in it” and I want that to be the image for this thread forever.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by the innominate one » 30 Jan 2018, 01:43

I hope he dips his balls in some acid or magma.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Ellie » 30 Jan 2018, 13:37

What did Ken Marino ever do to you?
I should have listened to Warren. He was right again as usual.

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 30 Jan 2018, 13:39

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 19:23
Ellie wrote:
29 Jan 2018, 19:17
Re: typo on the SotU tickets -- didn't something around Trump's inauguration also have a typo on it?
You mean "Donald J. Trump" where "Hillary R. Clinton" should have been? [/popular vote battle-axe grinding]
Fixed
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by the innominate one » 30 Jan 2018, 13:58

Ellie wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 13:37
What did Ken Marino ever do to you?
He's annoying. I'd say he has a punchable face, but really he's got a face that looks like he ought to be punched in the balls, repeatedly. Like Rob Riggle, who has the same kind of look about him.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Aresen » 30 Jan 2018, 14:00

the innominate one wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 13:58
Ellie wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 13:37
What did Ken Marino ever do to you?
He's annoying. I'd say he has a punchable face, but really he's got a face that looks like he ought to be punched in the balls, repeatedly.
He can be punched in the balls by punching his face?

Now THAT is flexible!!!
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by the innominate one » 31 Jan 2018, 12:41

It's a condition known as Bannon syndrome.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Mo » 01 Feb 2018, 10:21

Lame. The Trump Show is already recycling plot lines.

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by nicole » 01 Feb 2018, 10:36

But that doesn't count the people who watched the live stream so they could see themselves credited for their donations!
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Kolohe » 01 Feb 2018, 10:49

Mo wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 10:21
Lame. The Trump Show is already recycling plot lines.
Disney made a couple of gigabucks on 'rhyming' this way with their Lucas purchase.
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by thoreau » 01 Feb 2018, 11:03

Just how tiny is his penis?
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Sandy » 01 Feb 2018, 11:21

thoreau wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 11:03
Just how tiny is his penis?
You know what they say about guys with tiny hands...
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by Shem » 01 Feb 2018, 23:02

nicole wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 10:36
But that doesn't count the people who watched the live stream so they could see themselves credited for their donations!
Man, there's a lot of Trump supporters named "Heywood Jablowme."
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by thoreau » 02 Feb 2018, 11:50

Shem wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 23:02
nicole wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 10:36
But that doesn't count the people who watched the live stream so they could see themselves credited for their donations!
Man, there's a lot of Trump supporters named "Heywood Jablowme."
He'd probably retweet them...
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Re: Orange is the new President

Post by the innominate one » 02 Feb 2018, 12:16

How does this moron of a president have a cult of personality?

Did anyone else see the clip of Trump forgetting he had just read Cornyn's name from the teleprompter?

I do wish every president had received the degree of scrutiny and skepticism from the media that Trump is getting. Needs more focus on policies, though.
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