Orange is the new President

[Mo]

You can see Miller reading his memorized talking points in his brain. Also, I’m shocked Tapper never calls out the “self-made billionaire” line.

[nicole]

That was so painful.

[Mo]

And yet, mission accomplished for Miller's entire audience.

[the innominate one]

Yep. I fucking hate this reality. How do we cross over?

[Warren]

Yep. I fucking hate this reality. How do we cross over?

You'd rather live in the one where the Nazis won?

Bah! That's 12 and a half minutes I'll never get back. Tapper was every bit doing a hatchet hack job that Miller was spinning BS.
Everyone's bias is confirmed. This is the meaningless flotsam I'm really trying to avoid.

[the innominate one]

Yep. I fucking hate this reality. How do we cross over?

You'd rather live in the one where the Nazis won?

Bah! That's 12 and a half minutes I'll never get back. Tapper was every bit doing a hatchet hack job that Miller was spinning BS.
Everyone's bias is confirmed. This is the meaningless flotsam I'm really trying to avoid.

You've confirmed my bias that your comments are the meaningless flotsam I'd like to avoid.

[Warren]

Yep. I fucking hate this reality. How do we cross over?

You'd rather live in the one where the Nazis won?

Bah! That's 12 and a half minutes I'll never get back. Tapper was every bit doing a hatchet hack job that Miller was spinning BS.
Everyone's bias is confirmed. This is the meaningless flotsam I'm really trying to avoid.

You've confirmed my bias that your comments are the meaningless flotsam I'd like to avoid.

A touch!

[the innominate one]

[Aresen]

Yep. I fucking hate this reality. How do we cross over?

You'd rather live in the one where the Nazis won?

I want to live in the one where the Commerce Clause was interpreted in its narrowest sense.

[the innominate one]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

[Aresen]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

It wouldn't be as funny as this one. Maybe less scary, but definitely not as funny.

[Warren]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

Hmmm yes. Biden could be equally as ineffectual as Trump. But you wouldn't get the reform of the FCC and EPA. Also nowhere near the lulz.

[thoreau]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

Don't we all.

[the innominate one]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

Hmmm yes. Biden could be equally as ineffectual as Trump. But you wouldn't get the reform of the FCC and EPA. Also nowhere near the lulz.

I know you're too stupid and biased to understand this, but what's happening to the EPA isn't reform.

[Warren]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

Hmmm yes. Biden could be equally as ineffectual as Trump. But you wouldn't get the reform of the FCC and EPA. Also nowhere near the lulz.

I know you're too stupid and biased to understand this, but what's happening to the EPA isn't reform.

LOL Yeah I'm the stupid and biased one.

[thoreau]

I reject the notion that Biden wouldn't deliver on lulz. He'd just do it without needling a nuclear power.

[the innominate one]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

Hmmm yes. Biden could be equally as ineffectual as Trump. But you wouldn't get the reform of the FCC and EPA. Also nowhere near the lulz.

I know you're too stupid and biased to understand this, but what's happening to the EPA isn't reform.

LOL Yeah I'm the stupid and biased one.

Admitting it is the first step.

[Mo]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

Hmmm yes. Biden could be equally as ineffectual as Trump. But you wouldn't get the reform of the FCC and EPA. Also nowhere near the lulz.

We got reform of the FCC and EPA?

[Warren]

I'd settle for the one where Joe Biden won the presidency in 2016.

Hmmm yes. Biden could be equally as ineffectual as Trump. But you wouldn't get the reform of the FCC and EPA. Also nowhere near the lulz.

We got reform of the FCC and EPA?

That depends on what the definition of is is.

[thoreau]

Warren, are you celebrating Christmas today?

[Aresen]

Warren, are you celebrating Christmas today?

Счастливого Рождества!

[Fin Fang Foom]

Yep. I fucking hate this reality. How do we cross over?

You'd rather live in the one where the Nazis won?

I want to live in the one where the Commerce Clause was interpreted in its narrowest sense.

That's some Monkey's Paw shit right there.

[Mo]

Dude to head Indian Health Care Services apparently had a bunch of senior financial/budgetary roles, but no one at the company has ever heard of him and those that do don't recall him having any senior positions.

Wut?!

Asked what evidence of his St. John’s roles Mr. Weaver offered, Ms. Talhelm said, Mr. Weaver at first couldn’t recall his titles at the hospital and provided a “list of nonspecific positions.”

Also, he "attended" Missouri Southern State University.

[the innominate one]

How does Jake Tapper not just beat the shit out of this rude, lying sack of crap? His ratings would go through the roof?

[Mo]

I will give this to Trump, I am totally blocking off parts of my calendar with "Executive Time".