Calling 2020 for Entropy

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Post by Mo » 06 May 2019, 18:04

JasonL wrote:That's what I'm talking about. Let's not pretend its other than it is. Here's your webex. Here are your slides, we'll focus on slides 3 and 25 for the most part.
And spend 15 minutes of the 1 hour call trying to get the WebEx working for everyone.
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Post by Aresen » 06 May 2019, 18:07

Mo wrote:
06 May 2019, 18:04
JasonL wrote:That's what I'm talking about. Let's not pretend its other than it is. Here's your webex. Here are your slides, we'll focus on slides 3 and 25 for the most part.
And spend 15 minutes of the 1 hour call trying to get the WebEx working for everyone.
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Re: Calling 2020 for Entropy

Post by Pham Nuwen » 06 May 2019, 18:12

Mo wrote:
06 May 2019, 18:04
JasonL wrote:That's what I'm talking about. Let's not pretend its other than it is. Here's your webex. Here are your slides, we'll focus on slides 3 and 25 for the most part.
And spend 15 minutes of the 1 hour call trying to get the WebEx working for everyone.
Only 15 minutes? Wow. You are an optimist.
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Post by thoreau » 06 May 2019, 18:21

Mo wrote:
06 May 2019, 18:04
JasonL wrote:That's what I'm talking about. Let's not pretend its other than it is. Here's your webex. Here are your slides, we'll focus on slides 3 and 25 for the most part.
And spend 15 minutes of the 1 hour call trying to get the WebEx working for everyone.
The most unrealistic thing about Star Trek is that Federation ships can encounter alien civilizations that have never before interacted with the Federation, nor with any civilization that the Federation has interacted with, yet their video conferencing protocols sync up without any issue.
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Post by Warren » 06 May 2019, 19:11

thoreau wrote:
06 May 2019, 18:21
Mo wrote:
06 May 2019, 18:04
JasonL wrote:That's what I'm talking about. Let's not pretend its other than it is. Here's your webex. Here are your slides, we'll focus on slides 3 and 25 for the most part.
And spend 15 minutes of the 1 hour call trying to get the WebEx working for everyone.
The most unrealistic thing about Star Trek is that Federation ships can encounter alien civilizations that have never before interacted with the Federation, nor with any civilization that the Federation has interacted with, yet their video conferencing protocols sync up without any issue.
And yet they have no idea who Darmok and Jalad are and what they did at Tanagra
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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 06 May 2019, 22:07

If we learned nothing more from Independence Day, it's that alien life forms all use Apple product interfaces.

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Post by Eric the .5b » 06 May 2019, 22:42

JasonL wrote:
06 May 2019, 16:30
That's what I'm talking about. Let's not pretend its other than it is. Here's your webex. Here are your slides, we'll focus on slides 3 and 25 for the most part.
As an alternative to standing-and-clapping, you're not un-selling it to me.
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Post by Andrew » 06 May 2019, 23:05

presidential hopeful Andrew Yang calls on Amazon to admit job loss from automation
What's supposed to happen if Amazon issues a press release admitting that? Everyone gets a pony and a job paying 80k?
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Post by JasonL » 07 May 2019, 09:20

We should be developing a Minimum Viable America. Get out your sticky notes- we need to create Journey Maps so our Tribes can execute.

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Post by Number 6 » 07 May 2019, 20:36

I'll vote for Cthulu to be dictator for life (Campaign motto: I will literally cast humanity into an endless abyss of horror.) if he promises to abolish PowerPoint forever on day one.
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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 07 May 2019, 21:32

Number 6 wrote:
07 May 2019, 20:36
I'll vote for Cthulu to be dictator for life (Campaign motto: I will literally cast humanity into an endless abyss of horror.) if he promises to abolish PowerPoint forever on day one.
I'm pretty sure an endless abyss of horror would almost by definition involve many, many partisan political PowerPoint TED-talks.

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Post by Pham Nuwen » 07 May 2019, 21:35

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
07 May 2019, 21:32
Number 6 wrote:
07 May 2019, 20:36
I'll vote for Cthulu to be dictator for life (Campaign motto: I will literally cast humanity into an endless abyss of horror.) if he promises to abolish PowerPoint forever on day one.
I'm pretty sure an endless abyss of horror would almost by definition involve many, many partisan political PowerPoint TED-talks.
Cthulu is truly a terrible wrathful god.
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Post by Number 6 » 07 May 2019, 22:34

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
07 May 2019, 21:32
Number 6 wrote:
07 May 2019, 20:36
I'll vote for Cthulu to be dictator for life (Campaign motto: I will literally cast humanity into an endless abyss of horror.) if he promises to abolish PowerPoint forever on day one.
I'm pretty sure an endless abyss of horror would almost by definition involve many, many partisan political PowerPoint TED-talks.
You have found the flaw in my logic.
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Post by Mo » 26 May 2019, 05:20

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Post by Hugh Akston » 09 Jun 2019, 15:36

Saw my first 2020 bumper sticker today. For the Butt.
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Post by Dangerman » 10 Jun 2019, 13:42

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Calling 2020 for Entropy

Post by Mo » 23 Jun 2019, 15:19

I will vote for Sestak in 2020 if it gets us a good Land of the Lost reboot.
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Post by JD » 25 Jun 2019, 10:20

So Bernie Sanders has decided to one-up Elizabeth Warren on the free-shit-for-everybody angle by cancelling all student debt. The only thing that's really surprised me is the amount of critical commentary in mainstream media.
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Post by thoreau » 25 Jun 2019, 10:43

This election would be so perfect for Oprah.

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Re: Calling 2020 for Entropy

Post by Ellie » 25 Jun 2019, 10:45

Aw man, why isn't Oprah running for president? No, wait, I want to vote for President Butt. Maybe a Buttigieg/Winfrey ticket?
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Post by thoreau » 25 Jun 2019, 11:03

Shouldn't Bootie Jig be the bottom?

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Post by lunchstealer » 25 Jun 2019, 11:20

Ellie wrote:Aw man, why isn't Oprah running for president? No, wait, I want to vote for President Butt. Maybe a Buttigieg/Winfrey ticket?
No no no. We hafta have Hickenlooper for Veep for the portmantabulousness. Buttigieg/Hickenlooper

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Post by Ellie » 25 Jun 2019, 12:54

thoreau wrote:
25 Jun 2019, 11:03
Shouldn't Bootie Jig be the bottom?

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That reminds me, I never did type up my response rant to that post someone shared where some MRA/PUA (I think) dink was saying if we have a gay president he needs to be a top. YOU IDIOT, YOU WANT A BOTTOM IN COMMAND. It's like that guy knows nothing of gay love.
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Re: Calling 2020 for Entropy

Post by Andrew » 25 Jun 2019, 14:50

JD wrote:
25 Jun 2019, 10:20
So Bernie Sanders has decided to one-up Elizabeth Warren on the free-shit-for-everybody angle by cancelling all student debt. The only thing that's really surprised me is the amount of critical commentary in mainstream media.
I'll get a check for the loans I've paid off, right?
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Re: Calling 2020 for Entropy

Post by JD » 25 Jun 2019, 15:24

Andrew wrote:
25 Jun 2019, 14:50
JD wrote:
25 Jun 2019, 10:20
So Bernie Sanders has decided to one-up Elizabeth Warren on the free-shit-for-everybody angle by cancelling all student debt. The only thing that's really surprised me is the amount of critical commentary in mainstream media.
I'll get a check for the loans I've paid off, right?
One of the articles I saw did point out that this amounts to a massive benefit to people with unpaid student loans, while doing nothing for people who didn't go to college at all, or who didn't take out loans, or who already paid off their loans, etc. A counter-argument that I saw could basically be rephrased as "if you have a problem with this, you're a mean old meanie who's only motivated by envy".
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