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Post by lunchstealer » 24 Aug 2019, 19:11

Warren wrote:
lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 16:13
Warren wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 14:32
lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 14:29
Mo wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 12:47
Kolohe wrote:"What is is this, a seawall for ants?!"

But seriously, what sealevel rise does is not so much on the static, that is mean level, but makes the maximums during tidal cycle variations and storm surges even higher (& even more extreme when they happen together)

It also causes salinity gradient in tidal areas to advance further inland, and sometimes, displace fresh water aquifers.
Also, in places like Florida, the seabed has porous rock, so all the sea wall in the world is going to do fuckall. That’s why the issue of sunny day flooding in Miami is a big issue without simple solutions.
In Miami's case I can think of a solution.
I think you need to play a couple more rounds of "And then what?"
What? My solution is final.
Does it put an end to spacetime?
Is it space time that whines about flooding in Miami?
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Warren » 24 Aug 2019, 19:15

lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 19:11
Warren wrote:
lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 16:13
Warren wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 14:32
lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 14:29
Mo wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 12:47


Also, in places like Florida, the seabed has porous rock, so all the sea wall in the world is going to do fuckall. That’s why the issue of sunny day flooding in Miami is a big issue without simple solutions.
In Miami's case I can think of a solution.
I think you need to play a couple more rounds of "And then what?"
What? My solution is final.
Does it put an end to spacetime?
Is it space time that whines about flooding in Miami?
I'm sayin, the sun will rise the day after you flood Miami. And I'm suggesting you haven't considered what happens on then.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by lunchstealer » 24 Aug 2019, 19:19

Oh I’m not flooding Miami. I’m solving the problem from the other direction.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Warren » 24 Aug 2019, 19:21

lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 19:19
Oh I’m not flooding Miami. I’m solving the problem from the other direction.
Now you have my attention.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Kolohe » 24 Aug 2019, 22:26

lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 19:19
Oh I’m not flooding Miami. I’m solving the problem from the other direction.
If you do put the moon close enough over Miami, the gravitational force will lift everything up.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Warren » 24 Aug 2019, 22:31

Kolohe wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 22:26
lunchstealer wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 19:19
Oh I’m not flooding Miami. I’m solving the problem from the other direction.
If you do put the moon close enough over Miami, the gravitational force will lift everything up.
Okay. You are really bad at the "what happens next" game.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Kolohe » 24 Aug 2019, 22:35

He fixes the cable?
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Ellie » 24 Aug 2019, 23:26

Kolohe wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 22:35
He fixes the cable?
Image
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Aresen » 25 Aug 2019, 18:07

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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Warren » 25 Aug 2019, 19:09

Aresen wrote:
25 Aug 2019, 18:07
Friend: "Are you dipping fries in your ice cream?"

Me: "The Amazon is literally on fire, Steve. The old rules are dead."
WAIT WHAT!? I JUST SIGNED UP FOR PRIME!!! :shock:
What?
oh
That's different
nevermind
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by nicole » 18 Sep 2019, 08:17

I shitposted here but I think they’re moderating responses which is BULLSHIT

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/c ... e-n1054791
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by JD » 18 Sep 2019, 08:47

nicole wrote:
18 Sep 2019, 08:17
I shitposted here but I think they’re moderating responses which is BULLSHIT

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/c ... e-n1054791
Some of these are fucking hilarious.
I cook a one pound steak every day, eat half and throw the other half away, in a reusable Ziploc bag...
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by nicole » 18 Sep 2019, 09:02

JD wrote:
18 Sep 2019, 08:47
nicole wrote:
18 Sep 2019, 08:17
I shitposted here but I think they’re moderating responses which is BULLSHIT

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/c ... e-n1054791
Some of these are fucking hilarious.
I cook a one pound steak every day, eat half and throw the other half away, in a reusable Ziploc bag...
I solve global warming by turning the ac way down and leaving the windows open. I drive an F350 45 miles to work each day alome.
I change my own oil in my car and domino the old oil down the storm drain. I also throw my old car batteries in the ocean.
That's the thing, they let through OTHER shitposts!
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Ellie » 18 Sep 2019, 10:21

Well, we can share our own here! I promise not to moderate any!
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Ellie » 18 Sep 2019, 10:22

I self-flagellate to atone for the climate sins of my generation, using a whip made out of braided black rhino hide
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Warren » 18 Sep 2019, 10:35

Ellie wrote:
18 Sep 2019, 10:22
I self-flagellate to atone for the climate sins of my generation, using a whip made out of braided black rhino hide
I accept Ellie as my personal climate savior who flailed for my sins.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by lunchstealer » 18 Sep 2019, 18:06

I buy k-cups of ORGANIC coffee.

ETA: Wait that's more ironical than confessional. I'm bad at shitposting apparently.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Aresen » 18 Sep 2019, 18:39

I piss in clean rivers.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by thoreau » 18 Sep 2019, 19:00

I use public toilets and piss on the seat.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Mo » 19 Sep 2019, 10:12

I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Warren » 19 Sep 2019, 11:16

Mo wrote:
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I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
:lol:
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by lunchstealer » 19 Sep 2019, 11:18

My farts are an 84x more potent greenhouse gas than CO2 and I always get the red beans and rice at Popeye's.
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Eric the .5b » 19 Sep 2019, 12:26

Mo wrote:
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I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
Nonono, environmental crimes, not crimes against humanity...
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Re: 400 ppm

Post by dbcooper » 23 Sep 2019, 16:00

Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Re: 400 ppm

Post by Shem » 23 Sep 2019, 17:23

thoreau wrote:
24 Aug 2019, 16:23
But is Florida Man really a Miami phenomenon? I feel like the nukes need to land farther north.
No need for nukes:

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