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Re: Oh Florida...

Post by Dangerman » 27 Feb 2015, 01:17

You people will abbreviate anything.

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Post by Taktix® » 13 May 2015, 15:46

16-Month Old Dies after being left in the car all day: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sns-bc ... story.html

Tragic things: The incident itself, and the incredibly soft language being used in this article, probably because the parents are an assistant DA and an assistant public defender and are therefore of a class deemed deserving of sympathy and the benefit of the doubt.

Seriously, if they were not members of the ruling caste, would the following line appear?
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Post by Aresen » 13 May 2015, 17:03

Taktix® wrote:16-Month Old Dies after being left in the car all day: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sns-bc ... story.html

Tragic things: The incident itself, and the incredibly soft language being used in this article, probably because the parents are an assistant DA and an assistant public defender and are therefore of a class deemed deserving of sympathy and the benefit of the doubt.

Seriously, if they were not members of the ruling caste, would the following line appear?
The Sun-Sycophant wrote:The FDLE did not know which state attorney's office would handle the prosecution, should criminal charges be filed.
I hope they would receive the same respectful courtesy and consideration in their time of grief that a couple who both work two full-time jobs (each) as convenience store clerks trying to make ends meet would receive.
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Post by Mo » 13 May 2015, 17:06

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Post by Taktix® » 11 Jun 2015, 08:27

So, I was sitting around my secret volcano lair, waiting for a shipment to arrive, when lo and behold: Truck full of sharks crashes on I-95 in Florida
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Post by Taktix® » 05 Oct 2015, 18:04

Hey look, you guys. I found this decade's colloidal silver libertarian guy: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features ... story.html

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Post by the innominate one » 05 Oct 2015, 19:20

I'll vote for him.
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Post by Warren » 05 Oct 2015, 19:39

Taktix® wrote:Hey look, you guys. I found this decade's colloidal silver libertarian guy: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features ... story.html

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Post by Taktix® » 05 Oct 2015, 20:58

As always, the little "l" is the key...
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Post by Taktix® » 05 Oct 2015, 22:45

the innominate one wrote:I'll vote for him.
Uhh...
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Source: http://www.vice.com/read/augustus-invic ... e=vicefbus

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Post by Sandy » 05 Oct 2015, 22:46

So that basically just makes him a Margaret Sanger progressive.
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Post by the innominate one » 05 Oct 2015, 23:13

I'd still vote for him.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 05 Oct 2015, 23:31

Sandy wrote:Image
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Post by Fin Fang Foom » 05 Oct 2015, 23:51

Image+Image+Image =Image

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Post by tr0g » 06 Oct 2015, 09:54

Hell yeah, I'd be all in on that whackjob. Politics is at least partially for the lulz, guys.
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Post by dhex » 06 Oct 2015, 10:11

he's quickly becoming the most amusing person kicked out of the oto.
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Post by Jennifer » 06 Oct 2015, 14:32

Before I even read the specifics of his idiot beliefs, I knew not to trust someone who legally changed his name to that of the god of an ancient Roman sun-worshipping cult.
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Post by Warren » 06 Oct 2015, 14:36

What is the 'oto'?
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Post by Dangerman » 06 Oct 2015, 16:06

Ordo Templi Orientalis.

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Post by tr0g » 06 Oct 2015, 16:28

Crowley inspired 'magick' practicioners. You have to be sure to pick the one true OTO, though. The others are just fakers.
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Post by the innominate one » 14 Oct 2015, 18:22

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Re: Oh Florida...

Post by Taktix® » 27 Oct 2015, 08:10

A guy on the bus has the following phrase tattooed on his forearm in old English lettering: "Lord protect me from my friends. I can handle my enemies."

Not a bad motto perhaps, but not so profound that I'd want it on my arm forever...

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Post by Warren » 27 Oct 2015, 11:34

I'd have gone with: "JESUS please save me from your followers".
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Re: Oh Florida...

Post by Taktix® » 27 Oct 2015, 16:08

I was more aghast of the placement: big and bright right down the forearm. At first, I thought it said "Lord, save me from every having gainful employment"...
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