Congrats Docktor T, you did it

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Post by D.A. Ridgely » 29 Mar 2016, 22:09

And that moment was what led the youngster with the cheap shirt and tie to aspire to a political career so that one day in the future he could answer himself!

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Post by thoreau » 04 May 2016, 11:37

Last week I had to send an actual fax. Via landline.

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Post by the innominate one » 04 May 2016, 16:35

thoreau wrote:Last week I had to send an actual fax. Via landline.
Last month I had to receive and later send a fax by landline. But before I could receive it, I had to refill the fax with paper and wait for three weeks' worth of faxed ads to print out.
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Post by the innominate one » 06 May 2016, 13:59

Did she rip up a picture of Prince or something?
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Post by Kolohe » 07 May 2016, 23:33

So SNL cold open is Dana Carvey doing the church lady.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 12 May 2016, 11:07

Dan Quayle endorses Trump
“Clearly, he's got good political instincts, he has a good business background, he's a winner and he's unusual,” Quayle said of Trump. “He’s obviously very different. He’s not going to play by the rules … but I think that he can win.”
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Post by JasonL » 24 May 2016, 20:37

Tom Brady hired Ted Olson.

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Post by thoreau » 07 Jul 2016, 12:26

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Post by Sandy » 07 Jul 2016, 12:55

And young women to pull them down. *ba dum bum*
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Post by Kolohe » 26 Jul 2016, 18:22

I'm walking around a college campus, a bar is playing Bush's Glycerine on the speakers, and the marquee across the street says that the Indigo Girls are playing next month.
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Post by dbcooper » 26 Jul 2016, 18:24

One of the dem speakers entered to the strains of Reel Big Fish yesterday.
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Post by Number 6 » 27 Jul 2016, 08:19

dbcooper wrote:One of the dem speakers entered to the strains of Reel Big Fish yesterday.
Please tell me it was "Sell out with me"

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Post by thoreau » 27 Jul 2016, 10:50

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Vince Foster.

http://www.snopes.com/seth-conrad-rich/

If you haven't already seen this conspiracy theory on Facebook, don't worry, you will soon enough.

Well, Ken Starr is currently looking for work.
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Post by Aresen » 27 Jul 2016, 11:02

thoreau wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Vince Foster.

http://www.snopes.com/seth-conrad-rich/

If you haven't already seen this conspiracy theory on Facebook, don't worry, you will soon enough.

Well, Ken Starr is currently looking for work.
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Post by Sandy » 27 Jul 2016, 11:21

thoreau wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Vince Foster.

http://www.snopes.com/seth-conrad-rich/

If you haven't already seen this conspiracy theory on Facebook, don't worry, you will soon enough.

Well, Ken Starr is currently looking for work.
It seems like a solid piece, but ugh, La Capria is now using RationalWiki as a source? Why not ConservaPedia or Encyclopedia Dramatica? Those two are less ironically-named.
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Post by dbcooper » 29 Jul 2016, 22:33

Image
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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Post by the innominate one » 29 Jul 2016, 23:06

Nice gams.

Damnit, now I have to repeat the sexual harassment training.
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Post by lunchstealer » 01 Aug 2016, 16:48

the innominate one wrote:Nice gams.

Damnit, now I have to repeat the sexual harassment training.
Well, Bill will likely be back in the White House, so he can probably give you some pointers if you need to brush up on your sexual harassment game.
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Post by thoreau » 21 Aug 2016, 12:26

Heard this song on KROQ this morning.



Ska. On the Warped Tour. And the House Republicans want to go after Clinton for perjury. Yep, I have definitely turned back the clock.
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Post by the innominate one » 21 Aug 2016, 12:49

Needs replication, obviously. ;)
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Post by dhex » 22 Aug 2016, 10:03

ska is nothing but replication. like hiv.
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Post by JasonL » 22 Aug 2016, 13:44

Pretty sure ska can give you hearing aids, yes.

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Post by thoreau » 26 Oct 2016, 16:36

Via Mo, it turns out that the House Republicans are prepared to spend several years investigating President Clinton. I said "Hallelujah!" to the sixteen loyal fans.
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