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Post by thoreau » 02 Nov 2016, 02:29

Mo posted this in the wrong thread, so I'll put it here: A GOP candidateis talking about impeaching Clinton over emails.

I'm not sure who would ejaculate harder: Republicans who have been seeking this for 24 years, or me because I get to go back 18 years. Shit, I might dig up my old textbooks from the classes I was taking when that happened.

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Post by Taktix® » 02 Nov 2016, 09:31

Ladies and gentleusers, our old pal Jocelyn Elders is back in the news: http://katv.com/news/election/former-us ... -marijuana
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Post by Aresen » 02 Nov 2016, 10:02

Taktix® wrote:Ladies and gentleusers, our old pal Jocelyn Elders is back in the news: http://katv.com/news/election/former-us ... -marijuana
The shock to me is that she supports medical marijuana.
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Post by thoreau » 04 Mar 2017, 22:57

Veruca Salt is doing a set at a benefit concert tonight. A former student of mine is also playing a set with his band and got me in.

Sent from a phone so their may be speling errors and autocorrect snafu's.
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Post by nicole » 06 Mar 2017, 15:50

Just no
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Post by Hugh Akston » 06 Mar 2017, 16:37

nicole wrote:Just no
To be fair, he does write for the NYT.
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Post by dhex » 06 Mar 2017, 16:39

that's an odd spread. could have just typed "i listened to a lot of radio and mtv at the time and held onto those opinions throughout my life". there's no shame in that. (i mean i think there is but i'm a fucking shithead)
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Post by Kolohe » 06 Mar 2017, 16:56

dhex wrote:that's an odd spread. could have just typed "i listened to a lot of radio and mtv at the time and held onto those opinions throughout my life". there's no shame in that. (i mean i think there is but i'm a fucking shithead)
I listened to a lot of radio and MTV at the time and hold onto to those opinions for the rest of my life - and that list is still bonkers. (Nirvana is definitely on any list, BNL can be, but the other three?)
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Post by Kolohe » 06 Mar 2017, 16:58

A lot of it is pinned on Is REM a 90s band?
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Post by thoreau » 06 Mar 2017, 17:14

I'm as much of a 90's rock fan as we'll ever find here, and I think the author of that list should be hunted and tortured.

I mean, of course Nirvana goes on the list, but the others? Nowhere near the top of the 90's.
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Post by dhex » 06 Mar 2017, 17:35

its times like these i kinda wish i twothed because asking him "what about slint?" over and over again would be fun.
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Post by Mo » 06 Mar 2017, 22:26

Does Dr. Dre count as a 90s "band"? 2Pac?
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Post by nicole » 07 Mar 2017, 00:25

I think "band" means they don't count.
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Post by dhex » 07 Mar 2017, 01:34

Mo wrote:Does Dr. Dre count as a 90s "band"? 2Pac?
No. Same with plastikman.
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Post by lunchstealer » 11 Mar 2017, 15:15

R.E.M. and U2 are 80s.

This is clearly the musical equivalent of declaring that mayonnaise is the proper condiment for hot dogs.
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Post by Eric the .5b » 12 Mar 2017, 15:57

lunchstealer wrote:R.E.M. and U2 are 80s.

This is clearly the musical equivalent of declaring that mayonnaise is the proper condiment for hot dogs.
Well, if you mean best REM and U2, sure. (Though I'll defend REM up to Monster.)
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Post by nicole » 22 Aug 2017, 17:28

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Post by thoreau » 22 Aug 2017, 17:32

Wait, Marcy Playground was good?
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Post by nicole » 22 Aug 2017, 17:42

No, they were not.
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Post by Hugh Akston » 22 Aug 2017, 17:46

nicole exclusively follows trolls on Twitter
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Post by tr0g » 22 Aug 2017, 17:49

Hugh Akston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 17:46
nicole exclusively follows trolls on Twitter
Wait, she follows me!

Oh, shit, I'm proving your point for you, aren't I?
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Post by dhex » 22 Aug 2017, 19:27

nicole wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 17:28
that's not even remotely sensible, tho. i mean, at least play the pixies card. at least try.
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Post by thoreau » 13 Nov 2017, 11:37

Here's some internet archaeology:

http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm
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Post by Eric the .5b » 13 Nov 2017, 19:13

dhex wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 19:27
nicole wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 17:28
that's not even remotely sensible, tho. i mean, at least play the pixies card. at least try.
The NY Post. Not even once!
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Post by thoreau » 20 Jul 2018, 07:30

Maria Butina's boyfriend/Mark was a spokesperson for John Wayne Bobbitt.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/p ... e-bobbitt/
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