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Stevo Darkly wrote:A back facial?

No non-indecent
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Pham Nuwen wrote:
Ellie wrote:Why is LivingSocial trying to sell me a half-price "back facial"?
That's . . . what . . . she said? *shrugs*
I think my favorite unintentional double entendre of all time comes from Rhywun several years ago on H&R. There was some discussion of massage parlors and how some people are uncomfortable with their significant others getting professional massages, and
Rhywun wrote: RE: the idea that massage is not sexual

Americans universally seek a massage therapist of the same gender that they want to sleep with. There's nothing "pathological" about that. Rather, it's proof of the sensual nature of massage.

RE: the idea that massage is just like a manicure or a facial

I've never received a manicure or a facial during foreplay.
To which someone else (Stevo?) responded: "Yeah, if there's a facial involved, foreplay is definitely over."

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Sadly, I cannot take credit for that remark by "Steve." By the end of 2004 I always signed my H&R comments with "Stevo Darkly" (or the occasional joke handle).
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Norbert Wronkletoad wrote:The WEIBSKOBOLD shall pay you a visit.
Better warm up the Bouncy Bouncy Bouncinator!
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And the scented oils.

And the specially designed spanking mittens.

Oh ... and I'd better unlock the secret door and roll out The Device.
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Stevo Darkly wrote:Oh ... and I'd better unlock the secret door and roll out The Device.
The Comfy Chair?
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It's more unspeakable than that.
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Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston

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"VOTE SHEMOCRACY! You will only have to do it once!" -Loyalty Officer Aresen

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I think it's damn funny, although it would be a terrible idea IRL. I'm more offended by the shitty writing in the designbuzz article (that is not "a revolver", "personnel" is a collective noun so you can't say "a personnel", miscellaneous failures of subject-verb agreement, etc.)
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You fool! We live in a new time of police professionalism. An era where common sense reigns. I don't see how this could possibly have a down side.
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JD wrote:I think it's damn funny, although it would be a terrible idea IRL.
It should be named "Handheld 'Isolated Incident' Generator."
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Jake wrote:
JD wrote:I think it's damn funny, although it would be a terrible idea IRL.
It should be named "Handheld 'Isolated Incident' Generator."
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Credit rating agencies make Russian spammers look like a legitimate business.

WTF, I have to pay you to see my credit score* or sign up for a sham of a free trial, difficulty to cancel** and a flurry of spam that would make a pr0n site blush. That's one industry I would happily hand over my decoder ring for. The amount of power they have about your credit score combined with the effect that it has on you plus the opacity of it is astonishing. It would be as if the government*** denied you from seeing your public record.

* As opposed to credit report
** Really, requiring a phone call as opposed to a web page link
*** Like the government, I have no choice but to deal with Transunion, Equifax and Experian
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Products that claim to eliminate the persistent stank in Under Armor or other performance fabric exercise clothes seem to contain a good deal of Fail-Bi carbonate as a key ingredient. It surely can't be the case that my exercise stank is especially powerful. Surely.

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Same goes for trash bags that claim to eliminate odor. I doubt my trash is unusually stinky.
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Mo wrote:Same goes for trash bags that claim to eliminate odor. I doubt my trash is unusually stinky.
Incidentally, during my wilder, younger days*, I noticed that the Glad white kitchen trash bags with Odor ShieldTM smell exactly like a stripper.

Exactly.

*Mid-40s.
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No, you realized that strippers smell like...well, you know. Not all of them. I mean, yeah. sorry.

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I suppose it should be on my bucket list, but I have so far never smelled a stripper. So what do they smell like? I'm guessing it isn't Chanel No. 5.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:I suppose it should be on my bucket list, but I have so far never smelled a stripper. So what do they smell like? I'm guessing it isn't Chanel No. 5.
Chanel No. 69. Look for it in an "accessories" store near you.
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D.A. Ridgely wrote:So what do they smell like?
More often than not, self-loathing and sweat.
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Warren wrote:
D.A. Ridgely wrote:So what do they smell like?
More often than not, self-loathing and sweat.
That's your upper lip.

Ba-dum-bum chsssh!
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I always thought it was self loathing, sweat, meth, and cocoa butter.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:I suppose it should be on my bucket list, but I have so far never smelled a stripper. So what do they smell like? I'm guessing it isn't Chanel No. 5.
Like really strong oranges:
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