Onion that could've been in The News

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Yeah, they're on a roll with the MN police brutality episode. I like these ones:

Minneapolis Police Now Requiring Officers To Undergo Ergonomics Training To Better Protect Knees
“Frankly, the officer could have done permanent damage to his ACL while crushing a suspect’s windpipe like that. If our officers are going to be out in the field kneeing people in the neck over and over again, that’s a repeat-use injury just waiting to happen, and we must address it. We need to ensure all of our officers know how to act in a more dangerous situation where they may be required to lift with their backs.” The Minneapolis Police Department added that normally they would place the involved officer on desk duty, but in this case they didn’t want to risk causing further damage to his knees.
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THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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Warren wrote:
03 Jun 2020, 19:49
That's a winner.
Yep. Definitely shared.
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Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston

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" Columbus wasn’t a profile in courage or brilliance despite the odds, he was a dumb motherfucker that got lucky. Oddly, that makes him the perfect talisman for the Trump era."
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