Onion that could've been in The News

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Re: Onion that could've been in The News

Post by JD » 21 Jun 2018, 12:26

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Post by Kolohe » 21 Jun 2018, 17:34

I would think they each just bring their own set of Syrians to battle it out.
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Re: Onion that could've been in The News

Post by Mo » 28 Jun 2018, 15:10

Onion is better at social commentary than most any other site.

https://www.theonion.com/tips-for-stayi ... 1827147411
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Re: Onion that could've been in The News

Post by Warren » 29 Jun 2018, 10:03

Mo wrote:
28 Jun 2018, 15:10
Onion is better at social commentary than most any other site.

https://www.theonion.com/tips-for-stayi ... 1827147411
Most of that makes me :roll:
But I'll sign onto this:
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Post by thoreau » 16 Jul 2018, 18:51

"ike Wile E. Coyote salivating over a "4000 Ways To Prepare Roadrunner" cookbook without watching his surroundings, the Road Runner of Societal Inertia snuck up on them both and beepbeeped them off the mesa."
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Post by thoreau » 31 Jul 2018, 18:35

"ike Wile E. Coyote salivating over a "4000 Ways To Prepare Roadrunner" cookbook without watching his surroundings, the Road Runner of Societal Inertia snuck up on them both and beepbeeped them off the mesa."
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Re: Onion that could've been in The News

Post by Aresen » 31 Jul 2018, 20:41

If it weren't for the nut-punchiness, I'd laugh.
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Re: Onion that could've been in The News

Post by lunchstealer » 02 Aug 2018, 17:52

This seems to be a true thing.

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Re: Onion that could've been in The News

Post by Fin Fang Foom » 02 Aug 2018, 18:00

I like the totally unhinged one for the Hunger Games.

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