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all joking aside it's entirely possible.
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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Report: This Not A Gun
NEW YORK—In a discovery that flies in the face of conventional law enforcement wisdom of what does and does not constitute a deadly firearm, weapons and non-weapons experts alike reported Thursday that an array of objects including but not limited to steel pipes, wallets, and cell phones are not, in fact, guns. “After extensive research and careful analysis, we can definitively state that these objects are not guns and cannot inflict harm by firing bullets,” said head researcher Jerome Morvis, whose team found no reason why, despite obvious differences in the size, shape, and color of the objects in question, the items so often appear as firearms to the not-completely-untrained eye. “To any law enforcement officer unsure about the object a civilian is holding, we recommend looking at the firearm in your own hand and looking back for parallels between its physical qualities and those of the object in a suspect’s hands. If you find no similarities, the object does not pose an immediate danger.” In related news, the experts have released a guide to help law enforcement officials discern the difference between a gun and an African American man’s empty, upraised hand.
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Goddamn libertarian message board. Hugh Akston

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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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I don't do 80's reboots. Trump is the guy still living off an image from the 80's. Maybe this is his doing.
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thoreau wrote:
08 May 2018, 14:37
I don't do 80's reboots. Trump is the guy still living off an image from the 80's. Maybe this is his doing.
It would also explain how Ollie North is back on trend.
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Can we have Airwolf back? I'm not much of an 80's guy but that show was fun.
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Oliver North: @realDonaldTrump Should Sanction Iran and Anybody Who Does Business With Them @foxandfriends
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Bill Clinton Admits That Knowing What He Knows Now He Would Have Still Preyed On Women


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One is real, one is the Onion.

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Whose quote is that?

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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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