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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment Website
WASHINGTON—Saying the measure would greatly aid efforts to combat the rise of anti-American sentiment online, the FBI announced Tuesday that it had shut down a prominent new ISIS recruitment website, www.whitehouse.gov.
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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Ouch.
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When did db and dhex become writers for Clickhole?
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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:)
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The Onion has a trove of leaked documents from the White House:

http://www.theonion.com/trumpdocuments
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Fact-checking Jeff Sessions' testimony:

http://www.theonion.com/v/5915
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Fact-checking Ryan Lizza's interview with the Mooch:
“Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That’s the only reason.”

FALSE: Sorry, this is Joe Pesci in Casino. We got confused.

“I’m going to fire every one of them…the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks.”

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BE TRUE: Seriously, please.

“This is a major catastrophe for the American country.”

TRUE: This is the most accurate statement yet made by an administration official.
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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Item 4 is so dead-on that it's almost scary.

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/5-th ... nders-6058
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"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

"Neoliberalism. Austerity. Booga booga!!!!" - JasonL

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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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Aresen wrote:
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It makes sense in 11 dimensional chess.
I can only handle 8 dimensional chess, 9 on my best day.
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

"Neoliberalism. Austerity. Booga booga!!!!" - JasonL

"Dude she's the Purdue Pharma of the black pill." - Also JasonL

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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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With soundtrack by Russell Simmons?
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his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Is he kicking into next level dementia?
Slip inside a sleeping bag.

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