Onion that could've been in The News

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Myth Vs. Fact: Stop-And-Frisk Policy
MYTH: NYPD officers knowingly violated citizens’ constitutional rights.

FACT: Only a handful of cops have read the Constitution.
MYTH: Officers were given quotas to fulfill.

FACT: How can you quantify an officer’s need to feel strong and powerful?
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Hugh Akston wrote:
29 Feb 2020, 13:16
Myth Vs. Fact: Stop-And-Frisk Policy
MYTH: NYPD officers knowingly violated citizens’ constitutional rights.

FACT: Only a handful of cops have read the Constitution.
MYTH: Officers were given quotas to fulfill.

FACT: How can you quantify an officer’s need to feel strong and powerful?
All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is *not* something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.... Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
29 Feb 2020, 14:27
Hugh Akston wrote:
29 Feb 2020, 13:16
Myth Vs. Fact: Stop-And-Frisk Policy
MYTH: NYPD officers knowingly violated citizens’ constitutional rights.

FACT: Only a handful of cops have read the Constitution.
MYTH: Officers were given quotas to fulfill.

FACT: How can you quantify an officer’s need to feel strong and powerful?
All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is *not* something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.... Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
I've had it up to HERE with your... "rules"!
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I’m shocked the onion put up a story even mildly critical of Bernie.
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
--D.A. Ridgely

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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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...we did finally get around to cleaning out and reorganizing the linen cabinet this past weekend, though.
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JD wrote:
13 Apr 2020, 15:33
...we did finally get around to cleaning out and reorganizing the linen cabinet this past weekend, though.
My apartment currently looks better than it has since we moved in. No joke.
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"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

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Onion that could have been in Lord of the Rings

https://twitter.com/laurbarbq/status/1257104372984668160

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Ellie wrote:
04 May 2020, 11:22
Onion that could have been in Lord of the Rings

https://twitter.com/laurbarbq/status/1257104372984668160
Some of those are very good. Thanks for sharing.
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
--D.A. Ridgely

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That's good.

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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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"There are so few people at the Federal Mall it's almost as empty as it was at Trump's inauguration."
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Infographic
What To Know About The Killing Of Ahmaud Arbery

Q: Who are the shooting suspects?
A: Travis McMichael and his father, Gregory, who made the tragic mistake of retiring from the police force beforehand.
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"The constitution is more of a BDSM agreement with a safe word." - Sandy

"Dude she's the Purdue Pharma of the black pill." - JasonL

"This thread is like a dog park where everyone lets their preconceptions and biases run around and sniff each others butts." - Hugh Akston

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