OFFS: The Forsakening

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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Mo » 23 Nov 2018, 16:12

The onions futures provisions has a fascinating history. Some dude cornered the market on all onions both physically and in the future.

ETA: Is there some named "law" that for every crazy rule, there's an equally crazy story about why that rule exists?
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Hugh Akston » 04 Dec 2018, 22:08

What the fuck is this shit about closing the market and suspending mail delivery because Pharaoh died. This country deserves Donald Trump.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Aresen » 04 Dec 2018, 22:19

Hugh Akston wrote:
04 Dec 2018, 22:08
What the fuck is this shit about closing the market and suspending mail delivery because Pharaoh died. This country deserves Donald Trump.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Pham Nuwen » 05 Dec 2018, 14:11

Loyalty Officer Aresen once again proves his devotion to the Shemocracy.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Shem » 05 Dec 2018, 16:01

I've decided Shemocracy is the form of government. Shempire is the name of the polity.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Pham Nuwen » 05 Dec 2018, 18:10

My apologies, m'lord.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Eric the .5b » 05 Dec 2018, 18:25

Officially, the Shemocratic Shempire of Shem.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Shem » 05 Dec 2018, 19:31

I think the level of power concentration I'm aiming for obligates me to make it the Shemocratic People's Shempire of Shem, or SPSS. It's a tradition thing.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Warren » 05 Dec 2018, 19:52

Shem wrote:
05 Dec 2018, 19:31
I think the level of power concentration I'm aiming for obligates me to make it the Shemocratic People's Shempire of Shem, or SPSS. It's a tradition thing.
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Eric the .5b » 05 Dec 2018, 19:57

Shem wrote:
05 Dec 2018, 19:31
I think the level of power concentration I'm aiming for obligates me to make it the Shemocratic People's Shempire of Shem, or SPSS. It's a tradition thing.
Stands to reason!
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by JD » Today, 13:19

The NY City Council is considering making it illegal for businesses to not accept cash, because those useless assholes have never had an idea beyond "What can we ban today?": https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/11/29 ... -business/
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Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Post by Aresen » Today, 16:40

JD wrote:
Today, 13:19
The NY City Council is considering making it illegal for businesses to not accept cash, because those useless assholes have never had an idea beyond "What can we ban today?": https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/11/29 ... -business/
Though I understand the reasons businesses don't want to accept cash, I really hate the practice.
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