Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

What kind of facial hair do you have?

Clean shaven
15
47%
Sideburns
0
No votes
Mustache
2
6%
Goatee
7
22%
Full beard
6
19%
Other (describe!)
2
6%
 
Total votes: 32

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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by the innominate one » 07 Apr 2015, 20:39

So I've heard. Thanks, though.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Sandy » 07 Apr 2015, 22:52

At open source programmer conferences, I'm a smooth-shaven rebel in a crowd of beards.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by lunchstealer » 08 Apr 2015, 03:02

Goddamned clean unstinky hippie
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Andrew » 08 Apr 2015, 13:04

pistoffnick wrote:/the reduced-calorie salad dressing club
That took me a second to interpret.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Mo » 08 Apr 2015, 13:11

I'm going clean shaven this weekend.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by the innominate one » 08 Apr 2015, 16:03

Andrew wrote:
pistoffnick wrote:/the reduced-calorie salad dressing club
That took me a second to interpret.
Help me out and piss off Warren.
Mo wrote:I'm going clean shaven this weekend.
Crotch?
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Post by pistoffnick » 08 Apr 2015, 16:42

the innominate one wrote:
Andrew wrote:
pistoffnick wrote:/the reduced-calorie salad dressing club
That took me a second to interpret.
Help me out and piss off Warren.
I...ahhh...toss her salad with reduced calorie dressing ever since the vasectomy.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by the innominate one » 08 Apr 2015, 17:41

got it, thx
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Dangerman » 11 Apr 2015, 14:36

I'm shaving my beard tonight after the GF goes to bed, then I'm not going to say anything in the morning and wait for the WTF?!? moment.

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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Mo » 11 Apr 2015, 15:51

Mojito was confused as all get out when I showed up after getting my beard shaved. He had the look of, "Who the fuck is this guy that sounds like my dad?"
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Post by the innominate one » 11 Apr 2015, 15:57

Kind of related: Apparently, I sound enough like my brother that when I speak to my mom on the phone while she's visiting him, my niece and nephew ask to talk to daddy.
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Post by JD » 10 Jun 2015, 14:50

"Millennials are lazy. They'd rather have avocado toast than cave in a man's skull with a tire iron!" -FFF

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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Mo » 14 Jun 2015, 22:11

Facial hair/TSA related petty annoyance. I have been using a double edged razor for the last 3 or 4 years and traveled with it without any incident. Last week, in Westchester County Airport of all places, they open up my bag and take out the blade.
his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

no one ever yells worldstar when a pet gets fucked up - dhex

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Post by Dangerman » 15 Jun 2015, 03:48

Mo wrote:Facial hair/TSA related petty annoyance. I have been using a double edged razor for the last 3 or 4 years and traveled with it without any incident. Last week, in Westchester County Airport of all places, they open up my bag and take out the blade.
Well, to be fair, it's pretty clear that you are a madman with nothing to lose.

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Post by Ellie » 15 Jun 2015, 10:13

:lol:
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by JD » 15 Jun 2015, 10:14

Mo wrote:Facial hair/TSA related petty annoyance. I have been using a double edged razor for the last 3 or 4 years and traveled with it without any incident. Last week, in Westchester County Airport of all places, they open up my bag and take out the blade.
I might have mentioned an incident in which they did the same to me...but overlooked the package of ten more razor blades in the same bag.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Andrew » 19 Dec 2015, 08:32

A beard helps Paul Ryan look slightly less goofy.
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Post by pistoffnick » 06 Jul 2016, 09:07

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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by lunchstealer » 06 Jul 2016, 14:16

I went 'merkin all over muh face.
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Post by the innominate one » 06 Jul 2016, 14:28

The facial hair on a lot of people out here is just ridiculous.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by dhex » 07 Jul 2016, 07:43

pistoffnick wrote:Image
"and the president of the 'who needs sex anyway society of america' has just de-planed in time for their annual july 4th celebration. the day typically features fun times spent with family and friends, along with creeping out all the people they talk to until scurrying home in their 2007 honda accord to masturbate to barbershop videos."
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Mo » 07 Jul 2016, 10:11

The hip 70 year old librarian glasses make a nice contrast to the rest of the look.
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Post by pistoffnick » 11 Jul 2016, 14:48

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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Hugh Akston » 20 Jul 2016, 12:55

Cut my own hair last night. Galt knows what the back looks like, but it all feels pretty uniform considering it's a first effort.
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Re: Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Post by Andrew » 04 Aug 2016, 12:12

The barber and I were not quite on the same page when he trimmed my beard. I went from 5 months of growth to 3 weeks of growth. It's the shortest it's been since I've had a beard.

I imagine it explains why I got carded for the first time in several years while buying booze.
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