We can win the war in Vietnam!

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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Kolohe » 22 Aug 2017, 18:11

nicole wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 16:34
Also, say what you will about the merits of National Socialism, at least they're uniforms were boss.
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Post by Mo » 22 Aug 2017, 18:16

Kolohe wrote:I don't know the fit now, but the ACUs of 5-7 years ago were poofy and had a pajama like fit to them. Which did make them comfortable, but also made you look heavy.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Kolohe » 22 Aug 2017, 18:17

Hugh Akston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:07
What's wrong with that? The rest of the world loves soccer.
South Asia is a cricket part of the world.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by thoreau » 22 Aug 2017, 18:22

Even a tie is aiming higher than we need. I say we put the North Carolina state legislature in charge of the Afghan war. They will be happy to build monuments celebrating a second-place finish.
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Post by thoreau » 22 Aug 2017, 18:23

Kolohe wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:17
Hugh Akston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:07
What's wrong with that? The rest of the world loves soccer.
South Asia is a cricket part of the world.
Is Afghanistan a cricket place, though? I thought they liked this sport that involves riding around on horses and fighting over a goat's head.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Hugh Akston » 22 Aug 2017, 18:23

Kolohe wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:17
Hugh Akston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:07
What's wrong with that? The rest of the world loves soccer.
South Asia is a cricket part of the world.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by dbcooper » 22 Aug 2017, 18:29

thoreau wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:23
Kolohe wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:17
Hugh Akston wrote:
22 Aug 2017, 18:07
What's wrong with that? The rest of the world loves soccer.
South Asia is a cricket part of the world.
Is Afghanistan a cricket place, though? I thought they liked this sport that involves riding around on horses and fighting over a goat's head.
They have a national cricket team.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Kolohe » 06 Apr 2018, 23:13



It's apparently now the official policy of the United States Army that wars never fucking end.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by thoreau » 06 Apr 2018, 23:15

I am 100% certain that sometime in 2020 (or even late 2019, depending on when they finish training) there will be US troops in Afghanistan who were born after 9/11.

That is fucking scary.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Aresen » 07 Apr 2018, 00:28

Kolohe wrote:
06 Apr 2018, 23:13
It's apparently now the official policy of the United States Army that wars never fucking end.
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Warren » 07 Apr 2018, 00:33

We have always been at war with Eastasia
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Aresen » 07 Apr 2018, 00:43

Warren wrote:
07 Apr 2018, 00:33
We have always been at war with Eastasia
Especially now:

Trump Doubles Down on Potential Trade War With China
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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by Tuco » 07 Apr 2018, 09:01

Aw, fuck!

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Re: We can win the war in Vietnam!

Post by dead_elvis » 17 Apr 2018, 01:20

Painboy wrote:
17 Apr 2018, 00:02
I'd like to see more of this.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/14/opin ... -mall.html
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