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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Warren » 25 Nov 2019, 19:36

There's a crack in the hull of the Grylliade! We're taking on water! Abandon Blog! Abandon Blog!
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Kolohe » 25 Nov 2019, 23:04

Or we can do like that one guy in Titanic; stick around to the very end, but drink a hella lot.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Aresen » 25 Nov 2019, 23:25

Kolohe wrote:
25 Nov 2019, 23:04
Or we can do like that one guy in Titanic; stick around to the very end, but drink a hella lot.
Meet you in the stern lounge. We'll have time for one more drink that way.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Jasper » 26 Nov 2019, 11:46

Seeing it the actual thread listings now.

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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Warren » 26 Nov 2019, 12:43

Does anybody still work in IT around here? Who might even be looking at this with the idea they could possibly fix it?
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Masked Grylliader » 26 Nov 2019, 13:08

Sandy is the guru of all things phpBB and he's looking into it.

I can't even log in on my own account for some reason!

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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Warren » 26 Nov 2019, 13:40

Masked Grylliader wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:08
I can't even log in on my own account for some reason!

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Re: Damn database problems

Post by thoreau » 26 Nov 2019, 13:41

Masked Grylliader wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:08
Sandy is the guru of all things phpBB and he's looking into it.

I can't even log in on my own account for some reason!

-Ellie
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Jennifer » 26 Nov 2019, 13:51

thoreau wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:41
Masked Grylliader wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:08
Sandy is the guru of all things phpBB and he's looking into it.

I can't even log in on my own account for some reason!

-Ellie
How do we know that you're Ellie and not a Russian troll farmer?
She used articles in her comment -- "Sandy is the guru" rather than "Sandy is guru."

Hey, maybe after he fixes the PHO problem, he can hang out like in the old days!
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by thoreau » 26 Nov 2019, 13:54

Jennifer wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:51
thoreau wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:41
Masked Grylliader wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:08
Sandy is the guru of all things phpBB and he's looking into it.

I can't even log in on my own account for some reason!

-Ellie
How do we know that you're Ellie and not a Russian troll farmer?
She used articles in her comment -- "Sandy is the guru" rather than "Sandy is guru."

Hey, maybe after he fixes the PHO problem, he can hang out like in the old days!
Sandy shouldn't attempt to fix pho; it would be cultural appropriation.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Jennifer » 26 Nov 2019, 14:04

thoreau wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:54
Jennifer wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:51
thoreau wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:41
Masked Grylliader wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 13:08
Sandy is the guru of all things phpBB and he's looking into it.

I can't even log in on my own account for some reason!

-Ellie
How do we know that you're Ellie and not a Russian troll farmer?
She used articles in her comment -- "Sandy is the guru" rather than "Sandy is guru."

Hey, maybe after he fixes the PHO problem, he can hang out like in the old days!
Sandy shouldn't attempt to fix pho; it would be cultural appropriation.
No; in this context it would clearly be "Bombing pho-eaters in the name of freedom and democracy, to protect them from the communist bombs that might otherwise share the misery equally."
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Jasper » 26 Nov 2019, 15:05

Sandy coming back to hang out would be nice.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Masked Grylliader » 26 Nov 2019, 18:07

Sandy (who might not be able to log in either) says it's because the server got updated and now won't handle anything older than phpBB 3.3, and we're on 3.2. So the options are to wait for 3.3 to come out, or try to move to a new server. I'm going to try to get David to move everything to a new server over the holiday weekend, but we're not sure if we can or how much of a pain in the ass it will be. In the meantime, apologies for the warnings and weird text all over the forums!

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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Warren » 26 Nov 2019, 20:52

Masked Grylliader wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 18:07
...the server got updated and now won't handle anything older than phpBB 3.3, and we're on 3.2. So the options are to wait for 3.3 to come out...
Uh what? The server won't support anything older than a version that hasn't come out yet? Did I get that right?
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Warren » 26 Nov 2019, 20:56

OH FUCK
I just thought of something. We might lose all this history like we did with Drupal.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Masked Grylliader » 26 Nov 2019, 21:16

Warren wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 20:52
Masked Grylliader wrote:
26 Nov 2019, 18:07
...the server got updated and now won't handle anything older than phpBB 3.3, and we're on 3.2. So the options are to wait for 3.3 to come out...
Uh what? The server won't support anything older than a version that hasn't come out yet? Did I get that right?
Haha! Oops. Well, it's something like that. Move to a new server or wait for the next version of something to come out. (This is why it's good that Sandy is here and I'm not the only one in charge of the backend.) And we're going to try the new server first. Nothing should get lost if we do it right. Fingers crossed.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Eric the .5b » 26 Nov 2019, 21:18

The business about parameters made me suspect something had updated beyond another thing's version, but unfortunately I don't know php or phpBB. :/

Thanks for keeping us up to date.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Jason » 10 Dec 2019, 18:57

Is that what all these messages are about?

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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Masked Grylliader » 11 Dec 2019, 10:27

Yes. And we have a possible solution of upgrading to a beta version. David just ... hasn't yet, because he's David, and I am completely useless at any backend stuff, because I'm Ellie. :(
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Warren » 11 Dec 2019, 12:25

Masked Grylliader wrote:
11 Dec 2019, 10:27
Yes. And we have a possible solution of upgrading to a beta version. David just ... hasn't yet, because he's David, and I am completely useless at any backend stuff, because I'm Ellie. :(
Didn't we have an intricate plan on how Sandy was going to handle this?
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by JD » 11 Dec 2019, 12:45

Perhaps we ought to come up with a Grylliade Escape Plan, in case we ever need to abandon this platform.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Hugh Akston » 11 Dec 2019, 13:01

Plan seems pretty straightforward to me.

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Re: Damn database problems

Post by thoreau » 11 Dec 2019, 14:55

JD wrote:
11 Dec 2019, 12:45
Perhaps we ought to come up with a Grylliade Escape Plan, in case we ever need to abandon this platform.
I think we have to ask the Ukrainians to help us figure out what's going on with the server.
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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Masked Grylliader » 11 Dec 2019, 23:00

I have to admit that using the MG account just isn't cutting it for me. I'm GryllJonesing.

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Re: Damn database problems

Post by Jennifer » 11 Dec 2019, 23:23

Shit, I forgot Six is a Moderator too. Something about this code specifically locks mods out? Has anyone spoken to Rachel lately?

Is David's account accessible? If none of the mods can get in as themselves, how the devil is the correction supposed to be made even after the fix is released?
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