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Dangerman wrote:
09 Mar 2018, 13:07
Can someone help FinFanFoom3K fix his avatar?
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Is there a setting or policy that the moderators can adjust to prevent users getting private messages from people on their ignore lists, or is that just an unavoidable phpBB thing?
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My notifications seem to be on a day or more delay? Message notification just showed up for a message I answered this AM. Shem's response in a thread yesterday at 15:43 just showed up as notification like 10 minutes ago.

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JasonL wrote:
02 May 2018, 15:06
My notifications seem to be on a day or more delay? Message notification just showed up for a message I answered this AM. Shem's response in a thread yesterday at 15:43 just showed up as notification like 10 minutes ago.
So the website itself is procrastinating now? I guess the machines are learning from us.

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Anyone else getting intermittent slowness as pages come up?
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Nyet
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I know the original forum has been gone for years, but is the last forum now gone too?
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Getting pounded by bots? I see two registered users and 38!!! guests. Had a "two many connections" error on the first try.
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Kwix wrote:
18 Dec 2018, 17:56
Getting pounded by bots? I see two registered users and 38!!! guests. Had a "two many connections" error on the first try.
That's the worst Chuck Tingle story ever. Or the best one. I'll let Ellie be the judge on that one.
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Tapatalk seems to be randomly subscribing me to certain threads and I get emails until I go in one at a time to unsubscribe.

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Same
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I’m puzzled that when I try to sign in from my lappy I get “not a secure connection” at the login page. This doesn’t happen on my phone, but it did happen when I had the lappy use my phone’s internet connection. What am I doing wrong?
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dead_elvis wrote:
09 Mar 2019, 22:38
I’m puzzled that when I try to sign in from my lappy I get “not a secure connection” at the login page. This doesn’t happen on my phone, but it did happen when I had the lappy use my phone’s internet connection. What am I doing wrong?
You aren't doing anything wrong. The site does not have an SSL certificate, so it cannot use the https connection protocol. So your PC's browser is telling you this. Your phone probably would show you that warning if you looked at the site information.
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Ok, thanks! Hard to know on the internet exactly what level of paranoia is appropriate.
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Is anyone else seeing tapatalk use up a ton of data recently? It's used over 500 MB of data in the last 10 days for me, and it used to be more like 50 MB for a month. Wondering if this is their new push to get you to buy the ad-free premium: "We're going to serve you these data sucking ads until you buy our product!"
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It’s pushing a ton of collapsing and expanding ads, so that’s ... something.

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Is anyone else have the experience that Tapatalk won’t display most recent posts in some threads? This started in the twitter thread but is now in the good thread and some others. I will see Unread posts exist, I tap to see them, I see the thread load somewhat slowly even if internet is fast, the thread will display until like the 3 most current posts, which are just scrollable blank screen.

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Today, the front page of this forum (on a PC with Firefox) shows all of the subforums on the front page say this (only with the "[" symbol replaced with a "{" to avoid coding weirdness):
General Chatter {phpBB Debug} PHP Warning: in file {ROOT}/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1266: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Same string of code-babble after "The Joys of Life," "Hit and Run over" and so on.

ETA: That babble-string is also on the front page under the "Birthdays" announcement, and also on the bottom of each discussion thread -- like, after I hit "enter" and once again see this as a posted comment, i WILL also see that code-babble string below that first comment. I forget what is "usually" there.
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I'm seeing the same.
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ditto

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Yep, seeing it on Chrome too.
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Jasper wrote:
25 Nov 2019, 15:20
Yep, seeing it on Chrome too.
Same
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Seeing it on Chrome, as well as iOS Safari.
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Yep, same thing here
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Seeing it in Firefox on macOS Catalina.
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