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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by the innominate one » 26 Jan 2018, 21:25



I have to say, the airlines don't act like they're afraid of their passengers/customers. But they should.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by Aresen » 26 Jan 2018, 22:30

When that UAL gateperson retires, they can get a job with the TSA.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by Mo » 30 Jan 2018, 11:55

his voice is so soothing, but why do conspiracy nuts always sound like Batman and Robin solving one of Riddler's puzzles out loud? - fod

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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by JasonL » 30 Jan 2018, 12:01

Good for them

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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by the innominate one » 30 Jan 2018, 12:10

That's just because of antimale, misandric attitudes. If it were a peahen, they'd have let it on.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by Warren » 30 Jan 2018, 13:35

the innominate one wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 12:10
That's just because of antimale, misandric attitudes. If it were a peahen, they'd have let it on.
You think you're joking.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by Sandy » 30 Jan 2018, 13:51

Mo wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 11:55
United did something amazing.

http://www.travelandleisure.com/travel- ... rt-peacock
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by dead_elvis » 30 Jan 2018, 13:51

the innominate one wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 12:10
That's just because of antimale, misandric attitudes. If it were a peahen, they'd have let it on.
I'd be happy if they let game hens on board. Preferably with olive oil, salt, pepper, and rosemary.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by lunchstealer » 30 Jan 2018, 15:31

peacocks can't go extinct fast enough.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by Warren » 30 Jan 2018, 19:14

lunchstealer wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 15:31
peacocks can't go extinct fast enough.
Please tell us the story of when a peacock attacked you as a child.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by lunchstealer » 30 Jan 2018, 19:39

Warren wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 19:14
lunchstealer wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 15:31
peacocks can't go extinct fast enough.
Please tell us the story of when a peacock attacked you as a child.
An escaped peacock took up residence on my street when I was around 12. At first I was all holy shit there's a no shit peacock living here that's so awesome. Then it started leaving four inch peashits on our deck. It would roost in the tree outside my window, and then start calling at 5AM. 10 feet from where I was sleeping. Your dipshit hippie-yuppie neighbors with their urban chickens got NOTHING on the full-blown scream of a peacock.

I later attacked it with a bb gun because fuck that thing. The bbs didn't even get through the plumeage. It looked at me like, "what, bitch?" I also tried to attack it on foot, but it can fly JUSSSSST well enough to get up out of reach in a tree. Fucking thing.

Extinction's too good for them.
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Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

Post by Warren » 30 Jan 2018, 23:02

lunchstealer wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 19:39
Warren wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 19:14
lunchstealer wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 15:31
peacocks can't go extinct fast enough.
Please tell us the story of when a peacock attacked you as a child.
An escaped peacock took up residence on my street when I was around 12. At first I was all holy shit there's a no shit peacock living here that's so awesome. Then it started leaving four inch peashits on our deck. It would roost in the tree outside my window, and then start calling at 5AM. 10 feet from where I was sleeping. Your dipshit hippie-yuppie neighbors with their urban chickens got NOTHING on the full-blown scream of a peacock.

I later attacked it with a bb gun because fuck that thing. The bbs didn't even get through the plumeage. It looked at me like, "what, bitch?" I also tried to attack it on foot, but it can fly JUSSSSST well enough to get up out of reach in a tree. Fucking thing.

Extinction's too good for them.
Ha ha ha ha. That's awesome. So glad I asked.
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