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by the innominate one
15 Jun 2011, 17:12
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9210
Views: 311376

Re: Petty annoyances

Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
by the innominate one
15 Jun 2011, 14:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS
Replies: 10072
Views: 297333

Re: OFFS

Florida! #11!11!11!11!

Go, Taintsville! (and surrounding areas)
by the innominate one
15 Jun 2011, 10:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1498
Views: 79757

Re: Quotable quotes

Warren wrote:
Wixenstyx wrote:And my ass, frankly, isn't that great. But I'm working on it.
I'd tap it. 8-)

damn :oops:
Thanks for the assist.
by the innominate one
15 Jun 2011, 01:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1498
Views: 79757

Re: Quotable quotes

Seriously, what's her ass like?
by the innominate one
15 Jun 2011, 01:09
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1498
Views: 79757

Re: Quotable quotes

Pangie wrote:"Know what's rarer than a libertarian woman? A libertarian man who doesn't start acting like an ass when he meets one." - Wixenstyx
That's only conditionally true, the condition in question being "how attractive is she?"
by the innominate one
14 Jun 2011, 19:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS
Replies: 10072
Views: 297333

Re: OFFS

Well, one, kudos to the gothamist for their 'we report you decide' editorial choice on the graphic accompanying the article. I wondered whether she had a face, so I did some Googling. She does. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002915/Police-pulled-showing-skin-says-leggy-tourist.html She is...
by the innominate one
14 Jun 2011, 08:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1498
Views: 79757

Re: Quotable quotes

"Richard Nixon, if he were alive today, might take bittersweet satisfaction to know that he was not the last smart president to prolong unjustifiably a senseless, unwinnable war, at great cost in human life...He would probably also feel vindicated (and envious) that all the crimes he committed again...
by the innominate one
14 Jun 2011, 08:24
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9210
Views: 311376

Re: Petty annoyances

I spent today outdoors at a horse show. There was a light overcast and I did not wear sunblock. As I wear specs, my nose currently looks like I am auditioning for Rudolph in the Christmas pageant. :oops: My entire head and neck are redder than a lobster. Even my lips are sunburned, which I don't th...
by the innominate one
13 Jun 2011, 23:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647449

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

Neil Patrick Harris opens the tonys

by the innominate one
13 Jun 2011, 21:13
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Musonyms
Replies: 35
Views: 1243

Re: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon

lunchstealer wrote:I just get the "Dave's not here, man!" bit.
We have a few Daves in the department, which always brings to mind "These are the Daves I know" from KITH.

"No Use For A Name" sounds like my kind of band, based on its name.

There are no songs with my name in them, to the best of my knowledge.
by the innominate one
11 Jun 2011, 11:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647449

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

fun with fungi



(okay, technically slime molds aren't considered fungi any more, but the other things are fungi)
by the innominate one
11 Jun 2011, 10:12
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1788
Views: 98403

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

Who leaves cicadas on their arms for that long?


People who have an erotic attraction to cicadas? Presumably just the periodical cicadas, though. The annual cicadas are ugly. And kind of slutty. And not in a good way.
by the innominate one
10 Jun 2011, 23:03
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647449

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

Tilted Kilt has good food. And attractive, scantily clad waitresses. I'm not a fan of Hooters, although I've only eaten there twice.
by the innominate one
10 Jun 2011, 19:07
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS
Replies: 10072
Views: 297333

Re: OFFS

Well put, Jennifer. I just love the negative commentators' failure to raise substantive counterpoints, and reliance on ad hominem and unsupported assertions.
by the innominate one
10 Jun 2011, 01:44
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Underwater spiders use webs as 'gills'
Replies: 10
Views: 389

Re: Underwater spiders use webs as 'gills'

Very cool. Thanks for pointing it out, Shem.

Another example of there always being more to the story than we think.
by the innominate one
10 Jun 2011, 01:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9210
Views: 311376

Re: Petty annoyances

It's a great name for a beer and tomfoolery supply company.
by the innominate one
10 Jun 2011, 01:40
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: MERRY MODS MARRY MADNESS
Replies: 46
Views: 1888

Re: MERRY MODS MARRY MADNESS

I wish bushels of kittens of happiness for you both. I'm not sure what that would be in metric units.
by the innominate one
09 Jun 2011, 22:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1498
Views: 79757

Re: Quotable quotes

Aresen | June 9th, 2011 at 11:40 am wrote: Ever since The State of Tennessee v. Scopes, Tennessee has shown strong leadership in “Moronic Law”.
by the innominate one
09 Jun 2011, 21:16
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What the hell are YOU staring at?
Replies: 2296
Views: 69814

Re: What are YOU looking at?

The SP website is showing the next set of new episodes to air in October.
by the innominate one
09 Jun 2011, 20:40
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Musonyms
Replies: 35
Views: 1243

Re: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon

Welcome! Pretend Mick is singing with a p in the appropriate places. *shudder* Oh how I hate that song. Once I was shoe shopping, and the store had that song playing. I commented to the sales guy how much I hated it, and he's like, "I totally get it. My name's FERNANDO." Sorry! Inadvertently annoyi...
by the innominate one
09 Jun 2011, 19:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon
Replies: 902
Views: 27046

Re: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon

Welcome! Pretend Mick is singing with a p in the appropriate places.


by the innominate one
09 Jun 2011, 19:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9210
Views: 311376

Re: Petty annoyances

If you look about, you may find some pull-out-racks of bras (pun fortuitous) - I think Playtex, but I'm not sure - that includes a whole gamut of chest-and-cup sizes. Not sure this is universal, but I've found them in a couple of different walmarts. :shock: Um, is there something you'd like to, I d...
by the innominate one
09 Jun 2011, 18:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1788
Views: 98403

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

I feel like I should go to a strip club tonight in solidarity with David. (Or, just for an excuse to go to a nudie bar.)

Aren't you having a bachelorette party, Ellie?
by the innominate one
09 Jun 2011, 13:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9210
Views: 311376

Re: Petty annoyances

It's back up now (well, ten minutes ago it was).

Clear your cache?