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by Warren
23 Jul 2018, 20:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Rand Paul.....sigh.
Replies: 1178
Views: 51216

Re: Rand Paul.....sigh.

Solitudinarian wrote:
23 Jul 2018, 20:11
Ellie wrote:
23 Jul 2018, 20:08
15 years is Double Secret. Like probation.
As long as I get to throw up on the S-2.
Fat, drunk, and unclassified is no way to go through life son.
by Warren
23 Jul 2018, 18:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 308
Views: 15439

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Look, all I want to do is drive a zero-emission Tesla, stop at a Theranos diagnostic center for some routine bloodwork on my way to work, then go sell real estate on a valuation commensurate with WeWork's market value per square foot. And use my earnings to buy a ticket into space so I can particip...
by Warren
22 Jul 2018, 19:30
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread
Replies: 96
Views: 4346

Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

Ellie wrote:
22 Jul 2018, 12:47
I wish they'd cast an actor with a disability to play a character with a disability
Oh man. The 5th Col. crew is all up in your ass this week.
by Warren
22 Jul 2018, 09:59
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread
Replies: 96
Views: 4346

Re: Zack Snyder's Slow Motion French Fries: the DCEU Thread

The proof is in the pudding natch, but it looks like they finally get it
by Warren
22 Jul 2018, 09:47
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 448
Views: 34591

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

Eric the .5b wrote:
22 Jul 2018, 07:09
Weirdly, I thought Brits weren't supposed to leap from "not-white" to "black". :D

Jesus wasn't white, but that actor looks as much like a Galilean Semite as I do.
Uh huh. And I'm getting tired of "black people are systematically oppressed throughout all space and time".
by Warren
22 Jul 2018, 09:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 495
Views: 15956

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

Yeah well, I've never experienced a kidney stone, but that doesn't mean I don't guzzle cranberry juice out of fear of getting one*, nor that that fear is unjustified or illusionary.


*googles*
Aw crap!
by Warren
21 Jul 2018, 12:31
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What are you drinking?
Replies: 499
Views: 76012

Re: What are you drinking?

lunchstealer wrote:
21 Jul 2018, 04:49
If more ‘adventurous craft beers had the stones to hold back like this the world of craft brewing would be a better world.
Second
by Warren
20 Jul 2018, 19:22
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Gentry from the block
Replies: 88
Views: 2812

Re: Gentry from the block

Won't someone think of the consumers?
by Warren
20 Jul 2018, 13:51
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 495
Views: 15956

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

Fuck that noise. Lets get high and have sex. Yeah, I never get why people are sad about not having some higher purpose. Bacon, rubbing one out, and reruns of good sitcoms are more than sufficient to qualify as a good life for me. I like those things too but the feeiling I get when overcoming obstac...
by Warren
20 Jul 2018, 12:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 495
Views: 15956

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1020032154611351552 Does life have a point? Most decidedly: Uphill, toward the city of God, in truth, with the world on your shoulders, taking maximal esponsibility for suffering and for the existence of evil. Fuck that noise. Lets get high and have sex.
by Warren
20 Jul 2018, 12:21
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ragequits
Replies: 26
Views: 388

Re: Ragequits

Tuco wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 06:23
Ellie wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 10:31
Who else wants to see a documentary about Tuco's life? *waving hand wildly*
Only if you edit out all the times I got bucked off.
Deal. Those will play along side the credits to the tune of Yakkity Sax.
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 21:00
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Tiny Triumphs
Replies: 995
Views: 58853

Re: Tiny Triumphs

Kolohe wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 20:56
...a day in a fjord in clear calm water is not work.
Granted
Kolohe wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 20:56
Though the transit from Homer spit across Kachemak Bay was pretty rough that day
My point. Plus, those fish didn't freeze, pack, and arrange transport themselves.
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 20:56
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: the list of those things which are not food
Replies: 966
Views: 39565

Re: the list of those things which are not food

Now finally reading the full story on the Papa John's thing that happened. The most ha ha morissettian part I now just learned is that the entire point of conference call was to coach him on better public relations interactions. There's an O'Henry story in there. Possibly a meta story where O'Henry...
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 10:33
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What are you drinking?
Replies: 499
Views: 76012

Re: What are you drinking?

I can't speak to the miraculous health claims made over Apple Cider Vinegar, but watermelon shrubs are the market.
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 10:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1565
Views: 63697

Re: Home $weet Home

JasonL wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 10:21
My internal home water pressure is meh but acceptable. My external spigots basically just drool. I don’t get it.
There has to be something choking the line. Possibly mineral deposits. Have you tried removing the spigots? You might get lucky and find the clog.
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 10:07
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Quic Hits - 19 July 2018
Replies: 3
Views: 146

Quic Hits - 19 July 2018

The Brady Bunch house is up for sale

Ka-BAM!
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We need to buy this. The Grylliade Time Share West. Who's with me?
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 09:48
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4166
Views: 149987

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Dry it out and use it to take up valuable real estate on the harvest feast table.
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 09:45
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Tiny Triumphs
Replies: 995
Views: 58853

Re: Tiny Triumphs

Kolohe wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 01:46
Caught 25.4 lbs of wild salmon, had it frozen and shipped back to my home.

(The effective all-in per pound cost was...not economical. Not *completely* ridiculous, but even Whole Foods would have a better price).
What did you value your own labor at?
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 09:44
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)
Replies: 703
Views: 26097

Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Mo wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 07:37
Sure, why the fuck not.
Because Bea Arthur was definitive.
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 09:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9325
Views: 330430

Re: Petty annoyances

if it's not air tight it's not an air lock. Generally speaking there should be a large pressure differential for it to be an air lock, though a clean room entry could also qualify. Foyer is a snooty word, and I think regionally disfavored as well. When I was growing up, entry or entryway were used u...
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 09:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ragequits
Replies: 26
Views: 388

Re: Ragequits

Tuco wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 06:23
I've never played video games, though once I beat a chainsaw to death with an axe. It was glorious. I'm smiling now as I remember.
The irony is glorious, but didn't that ruin your axe?
by Warren
19 Jul 2018, 09:24
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1565
Views: 63697

Re: Home $weet Home

dhex wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 09:11
and now it's working again? the fuck.
Thermal Cutoff.
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
by Warren
18 Jul 2018, 20:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The past is a foreign country...
Replies: 80
Views: 5918

Re: The past is a foreign country...

Aresen wrote:
18 Jul 2018, 14:47
Mo wrote:
18 Jul 2018, 14:43
Pretty sure a men’s only flight from Chicago to San Francisco today will have plenty of homo-eroticism.
Cruising at 35,000 feet.
Well struck.
by Warren
18 Jul 2018, 19:27
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4531
Views: 188145

Re: Food

Bought a Sous Vide Cooker off Amazon for $55. Time will tell how long it lasts. But it's maiden dishes were a success. Yukon Gold potatoes with garlic and rosemary, and baby carrots. 185 for an hour. There was a little air that didn't get sucked out of the carrots and they could have used another ho...
by Warren
18 Jul 2018, 18:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ladyfashun
Replies: 461
Views: 20005

Re: Ladyfashun

Also FWIW: I can't see Amazon links on either my "main" computer, which I'm on now, or my el cheapo netbook I only use for websurfing while watching TV. Both have different types of script-blockers ad malware protection and whatnot (though I can't give you specifics, because in my household, Jeff h...