Search found 631 matches

by dead_elvis
Yesterday, 14:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: I don't wanna see that!!!!
Replies: 2508
Views: 88241

Re: I don't wanna see that!!!!

I'm assuming this should be avoided...

by dead_elvis
19 May 2018, 18:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5517
Views: 213749

Re: Light laffs

GQ-comedy-issue.jpg
GQ-comedy-issue.jpg (258.41 KiB) Viewed 79 times
by dead_elvis
18 May 2018, 17:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6282
Views: 179319

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

From the Health-Inspectors-will-not-rest-until-everyone's-souls-have-been-destroyed files, http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/lifestyle/people/sd-me-popcorn-health-20180515-story.html Should hardware stores offer free bags of freshly popped popcorn? While that may look like a warm, welcoming treat,...
by dead_elvis
15 May 2018, 20:25
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5517
Views: 213749

Re: Light laffs

by dead_elvis
08 May 2018, 12:16
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)
Replies: 671
Views: 21590

Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Finally watched The Last Jedi over the weekend. Kinda wish I hadn't. Happened to us last night. It was bound to happen at some point. Good lord, I have a hard time believing that throwing a dart at a random assortment of fanfiction and using that for the script wouldn't have had a better result.
by dead_elvis
27 Apr 2018, 16:44
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5517
Views: 213749

Re: Light laffs

Warren wrote:
27 Apr 2018, 15:51
Nothing's ever going to top The Invisible King.
orson_wells_Slow-Clap.gif
orson_wells_Slow-Clap.gif (381.71 KiB) Viewed 358 times
by dead_elvis
25 Apr 2018, 13:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Women in Music
Replies: 75
Views: 1555

Re: Women in Music

Also, no love for Fleetwood Mac, or Wings? I mean, I know Stevie Nicks doesn't make a great case that playing tambourine counts but McVie and McCartney did play keyboards. I just have to link this video because I've gone down that rabbit hole and here she takes the tambourine *way* more seriously th...
by dead_elvis
25 Apr 2018, 12:54
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Women in Music
Replies: 75
Views: 1555

Re: Women in Music

Anecdata: In college I was friends with Jane in this article. (last name redacted here in case it shows up when she self-googles) Jane has been there. Jane quit playing the drums in the fourth grade after her classmates ridiculed her. “I was teased ... called a tomboy,” she said. Twenty years later,...
by dead_elvis
24 Apr 2018, 22:51
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Women in Music
Replies: 75
Views: 1555

Re: Women in Music

Come to think of it, how many female jazz instrumentalists are there? Example, Jazz Orchestra of Lincoln Center: ac5e092ca4a66272dd3ea1f7ca454.jpg A friend who is a woman jazz instrumentalist mentioned that besides the usual sexist attitudes they don't want women because they want to be able to fuc...
by dead_elvis
24 Apr 2018, 11:58
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Thar's Silicon In Them Thar Hills - Westworld w/ spoilers
Replies: 14
Views: 305

Re: Thar's Silicon In Them Thar Hills - Westworld w/ spoilers

Water, water everywhere! And not a drop to drink cause ewwww. My prediction: Bernard flooded The Valley Beyond. Could have been for any number of reasons, to save humanity, to save some remaining hosts, to keep his own secret safe, we'll see. Also curious if Ford set things up that way, either as a...
by dead_elvis
23 Apr 2018, 20:47
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5517
Views: 213749

Re: Light laffs

And by the end of the year, Facebook and Google get nationalized. (I'm actually surprised that I'm not frequently running into people suggesting exactly that.) This is regularly suggested on prog boards. Or at least "regulated like a public utility" or something vague like that. Cause yeah, the cou...
by dead_elvis
23 Apr 2018, 01:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5517
Views: 213749

Re: Light laffs

thumbnail-2.png
thumbnail-2.png (401.84 KiB) Viewed 370 times
by dead_elvis
22 Apr 2018, 15:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Skynet in the sky: The Flying Killer Robot thread
Replies: 607
Views: 32251

Re: Skynet in the sky: The Flying Killer Robot thread

Coming soon to a theater near you: "Voyage to the Planet of the Giant Penguins"
by dead_elvis
22 Apr 2018, 13:44
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Setec Astronomy
Replies: 1347
Views: 53315

Re: Setec Astronomy

Ever feel like you're just a puppet on a string? Washington State Fusion Center accidentally releases records on remote mind control em-effects-on-human-body-5psusfx-1524087720-1-1.gif It's probably misinformation though. OR IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK It’s difficult to source exactly where ...
by dead_elvis
21 Apr 2018, 11:34
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4071
Views: 142476

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Winning the contest for most-obviously-not-gonna-be-successful-til-you-change-that-name-sweepstakes, Tavares was, for their first decade or so, named "Chubby and The Turnpikes".
by dead_elvis
20 Apr 2018, 14:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Women in Music
Replies: 75
Views: 1555

Re: Good Cover Versions

You’re getting into some definitional issues here. The band Indigo Girls is 2 women. Do they use additional musicians on stage and during recording? Are some of them male? Yes, but the band itself is Emily & Amy. How meaningful is it to say you’re an all female band when there’s a rotating cast of ...
by dead_elvis
20 Apr 2018, 14:33
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Women in Music
Replies: 75
Views: 1555

Re: Good Cover Versions

I'd be curious if there was a greater representation of females in things like symphonies and such. I know of many women who grew up taking lessons on various classical instruments like piano, ciello, violin, and so on. I know very few who took guitar or drum lessons. It's been a couple of three de...
by dead_elvis
19 Apr 2018, 21:03
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 322
Views: 10087

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

One finding is almost no cool job or amount of money could save you from the trash heap if you were 5’5” or under. Like they had the plague. Yep. I've read several studies that all confirmed that. But height is about the only physical characteristic. That can make a man undateable. Women are mostly...
by dead_elvis
19 Apr 2018, 18:53
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Fly the Friendly Skies...
Replies: 237
Views: 10870

Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

The Officer who dragged the passenger off the plane is suing United. Long's suit names United Airlines, the Chicago Department of Aviation (CDA) and its commissioner, Ginger Evans. "But for the CDA's negligence and failure to train (Long) how to respond to an escalating situation with an airline pa...
by dead_elvis
18 Apr 2018, 22:48
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Replies: 3848
Views: 209568

Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie

thumbnail-1.png
thumbnail-1.png (471.66 KiB) Viewed 300 times
by dead_elvis
18 Apr 2018, 12:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Dreams (not those crushed by the weight of unfulfilled life)
Replies: 492
Views: 41775

Re: Dreams (not those crushed by the weight of unfulfilled life)

I continue to be baffled and amused by what David thinks constitutes a weird dream. He has the most boring dreams ever. And he cannot get any perspective on that. The other morning, we both said to each other, "I had the weirdest dreams last night!" And his were: in one a rhinoceros walked up to ou...
by dead_elvis
18 Apr 2018, 11:11
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Dreams (not those crushed by the weight of unfulfilled life)
Replies: 492
Views: 41775

Re: Dreams (not those crushed by the weight of unfulfilled life)

At the part I can start remembering, I have started dancing with a woman in a public place like some sort of bar/restaurant. Damnit, it's *my* dream, couldn't I be a slightly better dancer? I'm dancing embarrassingly bad, even worse than real life, which is saying something. Suddenly I realize the m...
by dead_elvis
17 Apr 2018, 17:42
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Road to Damascus
Replies: 610
Views: 31870

Re: The Road to Damascus

Uhboh, the NYT is picking up the reports of dozens of Russians dead. The Kremlin says they were mercenaries and disavows involvement, but this is still bad. Dozens of Russians Are Believed Killed in U.S.-Led Syria Attack https://nyti.ms/2BrdrDv Yeah, one might not want to look at that too closely.....
by dead_elvis
17 Apr 2018, 17:01
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1440
Views: 57633

Re: Home $weet Home

Congrats! You've taken the first step on the path towards regret.

I keed, I keed! Have fun with it.