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by Jasper
20 Sep 2018, 14:50
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2594
Views: 132561

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

Is anyone watching Castle Rock? I'm only a few minutes in but it seems really dumb. A spooky prison! How groundbreaking! :roll: And it seems like the story might center on the prison guards, which of course just makes me hope Pennywise will pop up soon to fucking murder them all. Got maybe 4 episod...
by Jasper
20 Sep 2018, 14:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1579
Views: 64608

Re: Home $weet Home

Very cool, Warren.

*Jeremiah Johnson Nod*
by Jasper
19 Sep 2018, 14:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86330

Re: Twitter!

Ellie wrote:
19 Sep 2018, 14:41
For real, though, Bert and Ernie are gay. If Miss PIggy can be trying to fuck Kermit every five minutes then we can have some damn homo puppets too.
Not woke enough. Grover has to transition.
by Jasper
19 Sep 2018, 14:40
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 569
Views: 17612

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

I'm just still stuck on "Don't waste eggs." How exactly does he think ovulation works? There's a "release egg now" button on the cervix and the wang pushes it while you're boinking? I'm pretty sure the implication is that she should find a man at age 18 and stick with him so he has her eggs at his ...
by Jasper
19 Sep 2018, 12:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 569
Views: 17612

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

I'm just still stuck on "Don't waste eggs." How exactly does he think ovulation works? There's a "release egg now" button on the cervix and the wang pushes it while you're boinking? I'm pretty sure the implication is that she should find a man at age 18 and stick with him so he has her eggs at his ...
by Jasper
17 Sep 2018, 13:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 569
Views: 17612

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

Ellie wrote:
16 Sep 2018, 11:35
I'm just still stuck on "Don't waste eggs." How exactly does he think ovulation works? There's a "release egg now" button on the cervix and the wang pushes it while you're boinking?
OK, someone needs to come up with an adult party/board game a la Operation and Mouse Trap.
by Jasper
17 Sep 2018, 13:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 463
Views: 35497

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

Yeah, that was good.
by Jasper
14 Sep 2018, 12:21
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5612
Views: 226607

Re: Light laffs

This site . If you ever wanted to wanted to pay nearly $600 dollars for a robe (or equally silly amounts for other garments) that looks like it's out of a 90s science fiction movie, here you go. (Seriously, I see better prices for costumes that resemble these things.) It costs money to look good (?...
by Jasper
14 Sep 2018, 12:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread
Replies: 57
Views: 2379

Re: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread

Hell yes, all in.
by Jasper
12 Sep 2018, 15:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2594
Views: 132561

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

Hugh Akston wrote:
12 Sep 2018, 14:33
Am I the only one watching the Good Place? Because that show is terrific.
I quite enjoy it too.
by Jasper
12 Sep 2018, 08:40
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Fables of the Reconstruction, or Construction Time Again
Replies: 17
Views: 340

Re: Fables of the Reconstruction, or Construction Time Again

Congrats on owning property. Someone send him the gold filigree to add to his decoder ring. :D
by Jasper
11 Sep 2018, 12:29
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: When journalism goes bad
Replies: 3951
Views: 132544

Re: When journalism goes bad

Ellie wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 11:57
I think Jasper and Eric are both agreeing with each other but coming from different tones (or levels of sarcasm or something) so it seems like you're clashing. Don't clash! You're on the same side! :)
You're probably right.
by Jasper
11 Sep 2018, 12:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1883
Views: 108321

Re: Towing the Lion

Co-worker's email about upcoming work luncheon: "Not sure of the protocol here but i guess we are placing orders? If so BBQ Beef Smoked Sandwich for me and a Dulce le leech caramel tart!" You uncultured sorts may not like candied leeches, but in some areas they're considered a delicacy! ;) I only l...
by Jasper
11 Sep 2018, 09:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: When journalism goes bad
Replies: 3951
Views: 132544

Re: When journalism goes bad

so it can kill you if you overdose on it What can't? Acknowledging that you still may not want to eat something that isn't toxic is completely different from the BS proposition I was talking about. You're absolutely right Eric. Please forgive me for wanting to contribute what little knowledge I hav...
by Jasper
10 Sep 2018, 15:41
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: #noshame
Replies: 609
Views: 30276

Re: #noshame

I fucking love watching This Old House to simultaneously ogle at the skill of the craftsman (and feel oddly soothed by watching them work) while simultaneously mocking the hell out of virtually every homeowner and their horrible tastes and tacky interior designers. Edited to add: also, I've totally...
by Jasper
10 Sep 2018, 10:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4560
Views: 190942

Re: Food

I sense a home-canning weekend or two or three in Kwix's future.
by Jasper
10 Sep 2018, 10:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: When journalism goes bad
Replies: 3951
Views: 132544

Re: When journalism goes bad

I'm reminded of some rant I came across yesterday about how "non-toxic" on chemicals just means the FDA hasn't super-proved that they're toxic, yet, and that everything labeled "non-toxic" is probably something toxic that nobody's yet ingested and sued about. There's a lot of stuff the FDA allows w...
by Jasper
10 Sep 2018, 10:07
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist
Replies: 142
Views: 2399

Re: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist

How is that different than countries? Presumably on Wolf land, you're living by Wolf laws, just like if you're living on US land, you're living on US laws. And the US doesn't assert any control over Canada, any more than the Wolfs assert control over the Rivers. You're basically arguing that tiny c...
by Jasper
07 Sep 2018, 10:30
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4560
Views: 190942

Re: Food

If the wife in into baking & desserts, then all them yolks are calling out to be made into custards of various consistencies and flavors.
by Jasper
04 Sep 2018, 12:47
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1883
Views: 108321

Re: Towing the Lion

Aresen wrote:
02 Sep 2018, 10:31
... shattered all my allusions about it.
Shattering allusions creates work for editors, so it's good.
by Jasper
28 Aug 2018, 11:19
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Market Failure!
Replies: 2220
Views: 138625

Re: Market Failure!

Warren wrote:
28 Aug 2018, 09:15
lunchstealer wrote:
27 Aug 2018, 15:07
New Balance are still totes dad shoes, so I decided to try out the underarmors.
And there's your problem right there. Stop trying to be someone you're not and go back and get those dad shoes dad.
White ones. With the cargo shorts. And calf-high socks. Dad.
by Jasper
27 Aug 2018, 14:54
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Guns and Whatnot.
Replies: 379
Views: 19514

Re: Guns and Whatnot.

Submitted my application & got fingerprinted for the CT 60-day temporary permit yesterday. Assuming that comes through, in 3 - 4 months, I'll then have 60 days to apply for the 5-year state permit. Hopefully this time around I won't let the damn thing lapse again. So it took the town 142 days to ap...
by Jasper
24 Aug 2018, 11:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Questions for the Grylliade Non-Hive Mind
Replies: 687
Views: 28845

Re: Questions for the Grylliade Non-Hive Mind

Ditto to what dhex said.