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by Jasper
15 Aug 2019, 12:33
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2691
Views: 139222

Re: Twitter!

I'm a #7. Couple beers or cocktails on the weekend is typical.
by Jasper
15 Aug 2019, 12:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6926
Views: 257725

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Might may not make right, but it's fuckin' fun.
by Jasper
15 Aug 2019, 12:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Sheer WTFery of Epstein
Replies: 123
Views: 2562

Re: The Sheer WTFery of Epstein

Pham Nuwen wrote:
14 Aug 2019, 23:39
Because Bill is a man of wealth and taste and class?
Better. :twisted:
by Jasper
14 Aug 2019, 12:05
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2691
Views: 139222

Re: Twitter!

Well, I hope I still have some time left for the culture to change, so my plans for euthanasia wearing cloned mammoth fur surrounded by my 4 wives and genetically enhanced offspring can proceed as planned.
by Jasper
13 Aug 2019, 15:50
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Is the ACLU getting too Woke?
Replies: 211
Views: 7417

Re: Is the ACLU getting too Woke?

I agree with Warren, from a few posts up.
by Jasper
09 Aug 2019, 12:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Guns and Whatnot.
Replies: 454
Views: 30357

Re: Guns and Whatnot.

An acquaintance is selling his LMT AR-15 in .308. If I had money burning a hole in my pocket... I've gotten to shoot an AR-10 (which is essentially what you describe, but dunno if there's a technical difference) and it was very nice. Actually a really good feel compared to an AR-15-clone I'd fired ...
by Jasper
06 Aug 2019, 13:44
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The F Word
Replies: 720
Views: 26964

Re: The F Word

nicole wrote:
06 Aug 2019, 10:07
An act of resistance, to politeness.

Good going, dipshit.
by Jasper
17 Jul 2019, 12:10
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2691
Views: 139222

Re: Twitter!

I have this feeling you occupy a space that a certain type of person has been waiting for decades to encounter as confirmation of the slippery anti life slope we are on. I've spent a loooooong time wishing we lived in the fantasy worlds of my enemies. My midmorning feed is now full of (a) moms and ...
by Jasper
17 Jul 2019, 12:06
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 12240
Views: 757567

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

dhex wrote:
12 Jul 2019, 14:41
It's rasho-metoo.

But very worth reading.
Oh man. Imagine a Rashometoo movie. You'd need Chris Nolan to direct.
by Jasper
17 Jul 2019, 11:59
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9750
Views: 417315

Re: Petty annoyances

It's the lead and arsenic with a hint of mercury that give good tap water its flavor.
by Jasper
16 Jul 2019, 16:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Inequality
Replies: 1630
Views: 68248

Re: Inequality

And then D. A.s' friend "The Fonz" jumped a shark on water skis, and the whole town came together.
by Jasper
16 Jul 2019, 12:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Inequality
Replies: 1630
Views: 68248

Re: Inequality

There's ... something I'm trying to articulate here and I can't quite get it - about front row/back row. I don't like the framing but there is a cultural issue in the neighborhood. It kind of has to do with who gets to sneer at whom and where. So, let's make the whole front row / back row environme...
by Jasper
15 Jul 2019, 18:15
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2772
Views: 170053

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

Season 2 of Dark dropped on Netflix, which makes me very happy.
by Jasper
15 Jul 2019, 17:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2710
Views: 160856

Re: Video Games!

Yeah, I looked to another source for my inspiration. A different king, and his band of knights, and their strategy when things got a little too rough in their quest for The Holy Grail.
by Jasper
15 Jul 2019, 16:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2710
Views: 160856

Re: Video Games!

I think KC:D has found the perfect balance between stats, player skill, and story telling. Extremely well-done game from a KS funded studio. Ok, so, I got this game and ... is there a part where you actually play a game? No exaggeration it's been 70% or more cut scenes and dialogue with mini games ...
by Jasper
15 Jul 2019, 12:42
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2710
Views: 160856

Re: Video Games!

I think KC:D has found the perfect balance between stats, player skill, and story telling. Extremely well-done game from a KS funded studio. Ok, so, I got this game and ... is there a part where you actually play a game? No exaggeration it's been 70% or more cut scenes and dialogue with mini games ...
by Jasper
11 Jul 2019, 14:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The "Historically Rich" game
Replies: 76
Views: 1629

Re: The "Historically Rich" game

lunchstealer wrote:
11 Jul 2019, 14:51
Jasper wrote:
11 Jul 2019, 14:46
Dammit dudes, this isn't behind the veil!
Neither is your routine.
Fair point.
by Jasper
11 Jul 2019, 14:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The "Historically Rich" game
Replies: 76
Views: 1629

Re: The "Historically Rich" game

Dammit dudes, this isn't behind the veil!
by Jasper
11 Jul 2019, 13:01
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The "Historically Rich" game
Replies: 76
Views: 1629

Re: The "Historically Rich" game

Peppercorn Fortune is the name of my next band.
by Jasper
11 Jul 2019, 11:24
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The "Historically Rich" game
Replies: 76
Views: 1629

Re: The "Historically Rich" game

My spice cabinet Chicken dinner. You could get very wealthy by local-time standards bringing $50 worth of 20 cheap-ass supermarket spices back with you. There's that historical rumor that Roman legionaries were sometimes paid in salt, so a $50 sack of salt would probably make you pretty damn rich. ...
by Jasper
11 Jul 2019, 11:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 2093
Views: 103632

Re: Home $weet Home

nicole wrote:
11 Jul 2019, 10:24
What’s a loft bunk bed? I thought there were loft beds, and bunk beds.
Yeah, ditto.

Unless maybe perpendicular bunk beds are known as loft bunks?
by Jasper
11 Jul 2019, 10:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2410
Views: 135620

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

Denise Nickerson, aka Violet "Blueberry" Beauregarde from Willy Wonka, can no longer be squeezed.
by Jasper
10 Jul 2019, 15:59
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Dancing With the Dems
Replies: 170
Views: 5072

Re: Dancing With the Dems

Dove and olives.

Curried gull.

It's been a fowl week already.
by Jasper
10 Jul 2019, 15:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 353
Views: 32271

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

[Attenborough]
"And here we have a fine example of the rare Curcumin Gull in all its majesty. Sometimes referred to, on the sub-continent, as lunch."
[/Attennborough]
by Jasper
10 Jul 2019, 15:44
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Dancing With the Dems
Replies: 170
Views: 5072

Re: Dancing With the Dems

Feh. I plan on taking a palanquin everywhere. Emission-free and creates jobs at the same time.