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by Pham Nuwen
Today, 00:14
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

For exteriors, you need one to look like an ultramodern metal box, one to look like a tiny cottage, and one to look like a log cabin (these are the three looks that everyone fights over). Make sure they have a deck or large porch because god fucking forbid you put a lawn chair down on the grass lik...
by Pham Nuwen
Yesterday, 12:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

My dream is to buy property in Durango and Frisco out here. Then put down tiny houses. I will Airbnb them with the advert basically stating how minimalistic you are when you stay there. The word cozy will be used multiple times. A picture of buddha will be somewhere in the ad. I will rake in piles o...
by Pham Nuwen
21 Oct 2018, 23:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

Tonight I'm watching (with equal parts interest and hateful judgment) Tiny House Hunters and it is amazing to me how many people will stand in the middle of a <300 sq ft house and whine, "But where will my friends/family sleep when they come to visit?" IN A FUCKING HOTEL, GEEZ The secret is to neve...
by Pham Nuwen
18 Oct 2018, 20:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Observations of the Random sort
Replies: 8812
Views: 272348

Re: Observations of the Random sort

Whole council meetings spent on abortion, daylight savings time, and the oxford comma. At least while we're pedanting out on the oxford comma, we're not passing legislation. Also, mayo is both a condiment and an ingredient and infinitely superior to Miracle Whip. That's true 99% of the time...excep...
by Pham Nuwen
18 Oct 2018, 18:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Observations of the Random sort
Replies: 8812
Views: 272348

Re: Observations of the Random sort

Whole council meetings spent on abortion, daylight savings time, and the oxford comma. At least while we're pedanting out on the oxford comma, we're not passing legislation. Also, mayo is both a condiment and an ingredient and infinitely superior to Miracle Whip. That's true 99% of the time...excep...
by Pham Nuwen
17 Oct 2018, 01:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: A thread for mocking politicians
Replies: 963
Views: 50651

Re: A thread for mocking politicians

I'm sure that getting everyone talking about Elizabeth Warren's Native American ancestry, and the possible political significance thereof, will work out great for Democrats this November. What better thing to discuss before the midterm elections? Might as well because they sure as hell aren't going...
by Pham Nuwen
16 Oct 2018, 10:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6002
Views: 146402

Re: Orange is the new President

JasonL wrote:
16 Oct 2018, 10:41
That's not a painting its a photo of a dissected maga brain.
I would sig that if I wasn't on my phone.
by Pham Nuwen
15 Oct 2018, 22:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6002
Views: 146402

Re: Orange is the new President

Kolohe wrote:
15 Oct 2018, 22:30
I thought the McNaughton oeuvre was well known around here, and you're the guys that introduced it to me a few years ago (via the parody United States of Cthulhu)
That was way to many missed opportunities for sleep ago.
by Pham Nuwen
15 Oct 2018, 22:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6002
Views: 146402

Re: Orange is the new President

That artist is lying his ass off to sell those paintings. Way to many emotional appeals. I'm surprised I didn't see one with an eagle crying a single tear.
by Pham Nuwen
15 Oct 2018, 16:40
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our Friends, The House of Saud
Replies: 187
Views: 3926

Re: Our Friends, The House of Saud

Jennifer wrote:
15 Oct 2018, 16:25
Maybe Trump can hire O.J. Simpson to help find the real killer.
Ha! Well done.
by Pham Nuwen
15 Oct 2018, 16:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 648
Views: 22002

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Did you mention all the slavery and gay buttsecks? I kinda want to but asking someone hey what about the pederastic slave state stuff when they're a gun nerd is not like hassling the dork in the che shirt. Those guys are pussies, the moron lab folk are probably both armed and not into fun. Fair eno...
by Pham Nuwen
15 Oct 2018, 12:42
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 648
Views: 22002

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Did you mention all the slavery and gay buttsecks?
by Pham Nuwen
12 Oct 2018, 15:12
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: WHIMP ACT
Replies: 13
Views: 226

Re: WHIMP ACT

Cthulhu! He cometh ...
by Pham Nuwen
12 Oct 2018, 00:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

Ellie wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 23:58
I think dhex is making fun of himself :)
But how do we KNOW, ellie? How do we know? Do you expect the esoteric and mysterious dhex to just give up his wisdom? Like the sphinx lying in the desert ... he merely perplexes with his hints of ancient and forbidden knowledge.
by Pham Nuwen
11 Oct 2018, 22:10
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

I used some dhex'ese but think i got a straight answer. totally forgot to ask about this but did you mean you were witty and charming with subtle but undeniable bde or you drank half a bottle of cough syrup and played youtube road rage videos? I feel there is an insult aimed at me but can't figure ...
by Pham Nuwen
09 Oct 2018, 04:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

Given all you've said about your in-laws, Pham, paranoia strikes me as a very sane and sensible reaction. Somebody who is getting free room and board from you and won't even repay you with a couple hours of babysitting a healthy kid when your other one is having a medical emergency ... is NOT someo...
by Pham Nuwen
09 Oct 2018, 02:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

Younger sister in law seems ... not like her old self. Maturity? I don't know. It's weird.
by Pham Nuwen
09 Oct 2018, 02:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

Given all you've said about your in-laws, Pham, paranoia strikes me as a very sane and sensible reaction. Somebody who is getting free room and board from you and won't even repay you with a couple hours of babysitting a healthy kid when your other one is having a medical emergency ... is NOT someo...
by Pham Nuwen
09 Oct 2018, 01:39
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

Damn you peeps! Now I'm all paranoid about the situation. Talked to the other sister and confirms that sister in law* is scared but wouldn't directly intervene in anything. But that outburst really set me off. I used some dhex'ese but think i got a straight answer. Mostly. Now I'm actually debating ...
by Pham Nuwen
08 Oct 2018, 22:23
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 648
Views: 22002

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Warren wrote:
08 Oct 2018, 19:56
nicole wrote:
08 Oct 2018, 16:40
Know what is a delightful change of pace? Yarn forum drama.
As in wool vs polyester?
Jesus Warren. Why don't we talk abortion while we're at it? Ffs man. Get it together.
by Pham Nuwen
08 Oct 2018, 22:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

Traveller: We are going to spend a fortune updating this for a sale! Me: Then lets just throw it up for $350k and we'll proba Sister in law out of nowhere: Uh uh! Put it for $380k! Me: ... Traveller: ... Me: *staring directly into sister in laws eyes* So yeah. She has no idea what she is talking abo...
by Pham Nuwen
08 Oct 2018, 15:01
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread
Replies: 80
Views: 3721

Re: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread

Jasper wrote:
08 Oct 2018, 11:18
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Witch was great.
by Pham Nuwen
07 Oct 2018, 01:03
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread
Replies: 80
Views: 3721

Re: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread

Warren wrote:
07 Oct 2018, 00:20
I got off the train at "Riverdale". Maybe I'll catch it next time around. I'll wait for the reviews.
Never seen riverdale. I have to believe this will be great.
by Pham Nuwen
07 Oct 2018, 01:01
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

I hope it continues well! We're all recommending caution because, you know, we've read your other posts about your in-laws' behavior. :) I don't know what you are talking about! There are no issues at Casa de Pham! None! We have a solid 4.1 out of 5 on yelp! But thank you. It's ... strange dynamics...
by Pham Nuwen
06 Oct 2018, 23:35
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1721
Views: 67696

Re: Home $weet Home

I hope it continues well! We're all recommending caution because, you know, we've read your other posts about your in-laws' behavior. :) I don't know what you are talking about! There are no issues at Casa de Pham! None! We have a solid 4.1 out of 5 on yelp! But thank you. It's ... strange dynamics...