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by Pham Nuwen
Yesterday, 19:04
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

The best explanation I've seen on the relationship between covid, obesity, and death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J0d59d ... k1FCyJx7uw
by Pham Nuwen
Yesterday, 13:50
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

I wish people would just stop saying essential* and say what they really mean. Sacrificial.

*I am incredibly amused that I get the designation
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 17:46
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

Mo wrote:
01 Apr 2020, 17:26
Ron DeSantis is a scumbag
Yes. What did he do?
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 17:07
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

I won't deny you are ill-suited to the post-apocalyptic world, my friend.
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 16:03
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

Twba wrote:
01 Apr 2020, 12:22
I thought during the apocalypse I would be counting ammo rounds instead of toilet paper rolls.
Dont worry. You'll be using hockey pads and a football helmet for armor as you mount your mechanical steed to scour the wastelands in search of gasoline soon enough.
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 12:05
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

That pic actually hurt a lot.
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 11:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Overstaffed again .... boy I love being on the sidelines while my friends and colleagues do all the work.
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 11:56
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Whither the GOP? (post-Trump edition)
Replies: 246
Views: 17873

Re: Whither the GOP? (post-Trump edition)

There was no consent dammit! He just abused his word privilege and bukkake'd all into my face. He's a rapist. A word rapist. The bastard ....
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 02:23
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Whither the GOP? (post-Trump edition)
Replies: 246
Views: 17873

Re: Whither the GOP? (post-Trump edition)

I don't even know what I read. It felt like the author was masturbating into my face. But with words!
by Pham Nuwen
01 Apr 2020, 02:02
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: ATOMIC FRUITBAT SIGNAL
Replies: 9
Views: 1207

Re: ATOMIC FRUITBAT SIGNAL

The dukes?

Image
by Pham Nuwen
31 Mar 2020, 11:10
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Right Way to View Competing Political Horrors
Replies: 212
Views: 8790

Re: The Right Way to View Competing Political Horrors

They are just going to claim they were prevented from doing their jobs, Hugh. Whether through lack of funds or politicized priorities, no one's mind will be changed by this crisis.
by Pham Nuwen
29 Mar 2020, 16:27
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Only quibble is the methotrexate bit. That stuff isn't mild. Take it for a week and you'll start to have irreversible organ damage with the hope it fucks your issue up a lot more. Take it more than a month and you absolutely have irreversible organ damage. Again with the hope your original issue is...
by Pham Nuwen
28 Mar 2020, 21:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Also. My time has come. Tonight, I'm having to babysit a fall risk patient suspected of covid. No available nursing staff. I know how to get the vitals (and pretty much nothing else) so I volunteered.

There will be more of this.
by Pham Nuwen
28 Mar 2020, 21:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Only quibble is the methotrexate bit. That stuff isn't mild. Take it for a week and you'll start to have irreversible organ damage with the hope it fucks your issue up a lot more. Take it more than a month and you absolutely have irreversible organ damage. Again with the hope your original issue is ...
by Pham Nuwen
26 Mar 2020, 22:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: DOOM! (Insert extra Os as you see fit)
Replies: 1533
Views: 65215

Re: DOOM! (Insert extra Os as you see fit)

I don't get the market rally. 3 million people just went on unemployment. Manufacturing is in recession. Farming is in recession. Hospitality industry is in recession.

Am I not understanding something? Am I missing something?
by Pham Nuwen
26 Mar 2020, 17:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 7530
Views: 354649

Re: Orange is the new President

Most every MAGA type is convinced that society is on the brink of collapse at any moment. It's all in the shitter guys. There are legions of people who don't work and make more than them from government benefits. And these people will always vote for more benefits for themselves and allow more peopl...
by Pham Nuwen
26 Mar 2020, 14:10
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

I got sent an email from work. They want me to swing to other facilites as needed. But in a pharmacy role. Grrrrrrrrr.
by Pham Nuwen
26 Mar 2020, 12:19
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 801
Views: 13840

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

If we do this right with lockdowns and such, then it will look like nothing happened and we wasted our time. If we do this wrong, it might still look like nothing happened and we wasted our time. I really don't know how to reconcile that to people.
by Pham Nuwen
26 Mar 2020, 01:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

Monkeys dammit! Its monkeys or I walk.
by Pham Nuwen
25 Mar 2020, 23:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

I don't want to do it with you like they do it on the discovery channel, Thoreau. Nothing personal.
by Pham Nuwen
25 Mar 2020, 23:42
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

I AM NOT A MONKEY!!! I AM A MAN!!!!
by Pham Nuwen
25 Mar 2020, 23:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

You just noticed it more is all. We're just jumped up monkeys after all.
by Pham Nuwen
25 Mar 2020, 21:05
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

A lot of people pinch their nose to avoid picking their nose. Shrug.
by Pham Nuwen
25 Mar 2020, 19:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 145
Views: 1597

Re: Random covid-19 observations

Besides, my understanding is that there's no documented case of viruses in this family being transmitted via food. They're adapted to survive in the lungs (a very different environment than the stomach) and are mostly transmitted via inhaling droplets that an infected person exhaled. Once a viral p...