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by Aresen
Today, 12:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5818
Views: 138713

Re: Orange is the new President

Mo wrote:
20 Sep 2018, 06:59
Someone actually said a tariff is not a tax.
Yes. And in the first few comments.

I can't stop laughing.
by Aresen
Yesterday, 23:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Market Failure!
Replies: 2220
Views: 138642

Re: Market Failure!

Be as capitalist as you want, but the kind of people who do this:

Man with mental disability nearly bankrupted by door-to-door sales contracts

deserve to be ass-raped by a bull elephant that has swallowed a case lot of viagra.
by Aresen
22 Sep 2018, 10:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9347
Views: 334501

Re: Petty annoyances

Google News' "Technology" section is now about 45% videogame stuff and 45% cellphone stuff. I would like to revise my opinion. It's about 48% each. My beef with The Algorithm is that I watch a bunch of gardening videos, three lectures on soil biology, a blacksmithing playlist, and *one* GPU teardow...
by Aresen
21 Sep 2018, 01:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9021

Re: Putin on the Writs

The 2016 election result is legitimate. I'm not in the "After we impeach we need an election do-over" camp. We impeach Trump for the things he's actually done (emoluments clause violations, obstruction of justice, and probably collusion with a foreign adversary after Mueller's report comes out), we...
by Aresen
20 Sep 2018, 23:18
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9021

Re: Putin on the Writs

Personally, I think it is moot. Trump is not going to be convicted in an impeachment trial The GOP is still running scared of the Trumpists, who will never accept anything less than absolute loyalty to Trump from their Congresscritters. Even if Team Red's wettest dreams come true and they win contro...
by Aresen
20 Sep 2018, 18:45
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The Lust to Acquire
Replies: 1437
Views: 69242

Re: The Lust to Acquire

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by Aresen
20 Sep 2018, 17:36
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9021

Re: Putin on the Writs

All this talk of voting machines and hacking makes me feel like a yokel, what with us Canadians relying on primitive paper ballots.*

(*OK. I shouldn't snark. We almost never have more than one position to vote on at any election and referenda are very rare.)
by Aresen
20 Sep 2018, 16:10
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: DB's absolutely amazing sci/tech thread
Replies: 766
Views: 47718

Re: DB's absolutely amazing sci/tech thread

TESS has discovered its first exoplanet, only days into its mission:

by Aresen
20 Sep 2018, 15:52
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5612
Views: 226643

Re: Light laffs

Warren wrote:
20 Sep 2018, 15:30
From my FB feed
Whoever wins the 2020 Democratic or Republican nomination
molested me 35 years ago
Does this include EW & KH?
by Aresen
20 Sep 2018, 14:42
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Inequality
Replies: 1341
Views: 44687

Re: Inequality

It would take someone who made 240,000 a year (a darn good income considering I made the most I've made in my life last year at 30,000. That's eight of me.) 4,167 years to make a billion dollars. Billionaires SHOULD NOT EXIST! NO ONE CAN PHYSICALLY DO ENOUGH WORK TO EARN A BILLION!! If I can't have...
by Aresen
20 Sep 2018, 00:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 569
Views: 17623

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

For a man who claims to be an alpha-male stud happily fucking his way through thousands of hot and easily manipulated women, Roosh is sounding more and more like an incel every day. (Copypasting in full to save you a click, though the link is here if you want to see this masterpiece of hemorrhoidal...
by Aresen
19 Sep 2018, 22:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86347

Re: Twitter!

Ellie wrote:
19 Sep 2018, 22:29
Some gay puppet Jesus, maybe
In Revelations 3:20, Jesus wrote:Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
by Aresen
19 Sep 2018, 21:30
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86347

Re: Twitter!

Even if Sesame Street gets enough with the times that Bert and Ernie got married , I still doubt any little kids watching will think about them having sex with each other (unless they hear their homophobic parents ranting about it). That's not how kids think. I would pay good money to watch the rea...
by Aresen
19 Sep 2018, 20:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86347

Re: Twitter!

What bothers me is that I'm seeing a LOT of bitching a la "If Bert and Ernie are gay, that means Sesame Street is teaching kids about homosexual sex acts!" -- yet, obviously, they don't make the same complaints about married male/female human characters: "If Sesame Street has a married couple, that...
by Aresen
16 Sep 2018, 23:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3306
Views: 131806

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

I am putting this here mainly because Hurricane Florence proved the icing on the shitcake. It is not just Baseball, Hockey, Football, Basketball and Soccer that manage to blow government money on Sports Venues, but now Equestrian Sports have gotten in on the act: The Town of Tryon, North Carolina wa...
by Aresen
15 Sep 2018, 17:23
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 319
Views: 17048

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Whatever you think of Thunderf00t, you gotta love his takedowns of Musk

by Aresen
14 Sep 2018, 12:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Occam, Trump, and Russia
Replies: 892
Views: 36007

Re: Occam, Trump, and Russia

dhex wrote:
07 Aug 2018, 15:59
nah, cartman can carry out short and mid-term plans sometimes.
Really, I want Kenny for President.
by Aresen
14 Sep 2018, 12:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5818
Views: 138713

Re: Orange is the new President

This is just...highly embarrassing. https://i0.wp.com/diplopundit.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/DOS2.png?w=526&ssl=1 Diplopundit has also collected some of the best responses , like The very nature of diplomacy makes it relatively uncool. There’s a reason that James Dean didn’t star in ‘Rebel with...
by Aresen
13 Sep 2018, 21:08
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5612
Views: 226643

Re: Light laffs

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by Aresen
13 Sep 2018, 20:47
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5818
Views: 138713

Re: Orange is the new President

Trump wants to rename NAFTA the USMC pact

Hey! They could play the Marine Hymn at every meeting. I am sure that would go over well with the Mexicans.
by Aresen
13 Sep 2018, 20:19
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5818
Views: 138713

Re: Orange is the new President

So, denying the citizenship of Latinos born near the border was only step one. Now they're denying the citizenship of (presumptive) white people born in the middle of the country (and people who already had US passports): https://www.kctv5.com/news/kansas-woman-told-birth-certificate-wasn-t-enough-...
by Aresen
12 Sep 2018, 00:59
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9021

Re: Putin on the Writs

Taktix® wrote:
12 Sep 2018, 00:31
I will admit though that the Economist article is reassuring. I hope you're right...
Just trying to put your fears to rest, tovarisch.
by Aresen
11 Sep 2018, 14:49
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: H. sapiens floridensis - A thread for Florida Man
Replies: 21
Views: 563

Re: H. sapiens floridensis - A thread for Florida Man

My sixteen-year-old son recently shared a fun little activity with me... every time you read a "Florida man" headline, don't look at the picture, and mentally read them as all being about the same person: "Florida-Man", a would-be superhero with terrible decision-making skills. Would somebody with ...
by Aresen
11 Sep 2018, 14:12
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: When journalism goes bad
Replies: 3951
Views: 132557

Re: When journalism goes bad

JasonL wrote:
11 Sep 2018, 12:24
This is one of those things where I’d like to curse people to live in the world they say they want. Presto no consumption that hasn’t been affirmatively proven to be non toxic including by products. No pollution either.
There are many people I would like to curse with what they ask for.