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by Aresen
Yesterday, 18:09
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Occam, Trump, and Russia
Replies: 426
Views: 8260

Re: Occam, Trump, and Russia

Pham Nuwen wrote:
Yesterday, 17:31
Sandy wrote:
Yesterday, 14:49
*gushes* He went to Jared!!
There are better food options than subway! That's the real crime there.
Yes. Like Olive Garden.

*ducks and runs*
by Aresen
Yesterday, 09:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Observations of the Random sort
Replies: 8504
Views: 233759

Re: Observations of the Random sort

Mo wrote:
16 Dec 2017, 21:47
The lesson for today. The way to get grylliade to go all, "America, fuck yeah," is a drunken rant by an antipodean.
I was thinking something like that, but being Canadian, I was too polite to say it. :P
by Aresen
16 Dec 2017, 18:57
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)
Replies: 541
Views: 18348

Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
16 Dec 2017, 18:52
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
16 Dec 2017, 18:19
Mark Hamill is a much better actor than he used to be.
And there, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how you go about damning with faint praise!
Yeah. It's like 'So-and-so would be a better president than Trump.'
by Aresen
16 Dec 2017, 15:39
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

After Alabama loss, Trump has ambitious plans to campaign in 2018 midterms

Yes, but is the DNC willing to rent the auditoriums? :lol:
by Aresen
16 Dec 2017, 11:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Observations of the Random sort
Replies: 8504
Views: 233759

Re: Observations of the Random sort

First world growth is structurally low. I've seen no evidence that the wise men who despise the US have answers. The debt markets, currency exchange, rates of unemployment, and relative rates of growth suggest if the US is doing it wrong the people who pity the US are doing it worse, so maybe they ...
by Aresen
16 Dec 2017, 11:02
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon
Replies: 876
Views: 24805

Re: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon

dhex wrote:
15 Dec 2017, 22:52
I like how you guys managed to make this weird pretty much immediately. #brohugs
Weird is something we do very well.
by Aresen
15 Dec 2017, 21:29
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon
Replies: 876
Views: 24805

Re: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
15 Dec 2017, 19:16
Golden Shower Boy would have been funnier. And more topical!
Hey! Don't piss off the mod's brother.
by Aresen
15 Dec 2017, 21:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9008
Views: 290176

Re: Petty annoyances

I was challenged by the defense lawyer the one time I got called for jury duty. Just as well, because when they brought the defendant in and read the charges (assault with intent to kill), I watched his body language. I looked at him and said to myself "Yes, he did it."
by Aresen
15 Dec 2017, 10:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon
Replies: 876
Views: 24805

Re: The Grylliade Welcome Wagon

Warren wrote:
15 Dec 2017, 09:05
Welcome Gold Pony Boy
And if you don't mind me asking, how'd you come by that moniker?
I hope it is something that would give Roy Moore a stroke.
by Aresen
15 Dec 2017, 10:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9008
Views: 290176

Re: Petty annoyances

Warren wrote:
15 Dec 2017, 09:44
I like Carlin's advice. Tell the judge that you'd make an excellent juror because you can spot guilty people just like that *snap*.
And take your toy guillotine with you.
by Aresen
15 Dec 2017, 00:02
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

Since we don't really have an independent Moore thread, I'll put this here: https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/941001042791223298?s=17 That's why we can't have nice things. A big, highly motivated chunk of the electorate is deeply irrational. That is hilarious. A little frightening that a man who ...
by Aresen
14 Dec 2017, 13:59
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Abortion Thread
Replies: 93
Views: 2082

Re: The Abortion Thread

It's deemed experimental.

They attempted it on Justin Trudeau and found that he still had no sense of direction.
by Aresen
14 Dec 2017, 13:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Abortion Thread
Replies: 93
Views: 2082

Re: The Abortion Thread

The other side would be that aborting Down's syndrome babies is ableism. They already make that argument for deaf kids and cochlear implants. My argument against the 'no cochlear implants' people is to posit the discovery of a hypothetical new sense - something like the magnetic compass certain mig...
by Aresen
14 Dec 2017, 12:39
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11576
Views: 617363

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

dead_elvis wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 12:33
Wow that is truly horrible. This could just as easily go in the inequality thread, as it guarantees people who aspire to fly high the aspidistra are going to make sure they don't associate with *those* people.
+1 Wigan pier
by Aresen
14 Dec 2017, 11:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Occam, Trump, and Russia
Replies: 426
Views: 8260

Re: Occam, Trump, and Russia

Warren wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 11:23
nicole wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 09:57
Pretty sure there's no one sane who hasn't texted that Trump is a fucking idiot at some point in the past two years.
About the only texting I do is of the "Pick up milk" variety.
Same here. But "Trump is a fucking idiot" is implicit in the nature of reality.
by Aresen
14 Dec 2017, 10:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Occam, Trump, and Russia
Replies: 426
Views: 8260

Re: Occam, Trump, and Russia

the innominate one wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 09:51
Troll level: 11

Not sure if Putin is trolling. "Respect the Tsar" is a big thing in Россия.
by Aresen
14 Dec 2017, 01:05
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Observations of the Random sort
Replies: 8504
Views: 233759

Re: Observations of the Random sort

the innominate one wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 23:09
That makes a kind of sense. Sorry to side with the man, but it's probably a good monitoring cue even were all drugs legal, in order to regulate hazardous waste.
I thought Alabama voters disposed of their hazardous waste on Tuesday.
by Aresen
13 Dec 2017, 10:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/454601/alabama-conservatives-made-their-stand French is pretty terrible, but he’s acting as if conservatives universally turned their noses up at Moore rather than 1/3 of conservatives turning up their noses and 2/3 pulling the lever for Moore. FTR, it has been ...
by Aresen
13 Dec 2017, 00:40
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

Jennifer wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 00:30
Moore has refused to concede.
Maybe somebody should tell him to take two tablets and come down from the mountain.
by Aresen
12 Dec 2017, 23:56
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

In all seriousness, Trump managed to pick two Republicans in Alabama that both lost their race. How much air cover does Congress give him now? How much was Trump and how much was Moore? The RNC must be hoping it was mostly Moore, because going from a 28 point spread in favor of the GOP in 2016 to l...
by Aresen
12 Dec 2017, 23:10
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

In all seriousness, Trump managed to pick two Republicans in Alabama that both lost their race. How much air cover does Congress give him now? How much was Trump and how much was Moore? The RNC must be hoping it was mostly Moore, because going from a 28 point spread in favor of the GOP in 2016 to l...
by Aresen
12 Dec 2017, 22:09
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

Ellie wrote:
12 Dec 2017, 22:06
Aresen wrote:
12 Dec 2017, 21:44
Dibs on the right to tell that guy that atheists have the right to vote.
Dibs on the right to remind that guy that Jesus never even read the Bible.
He read the first half, but when he peeked at the ending of the second half, he decided he didn't want to read it all.
by Aresen
12 Dec 2017, 21:44
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

Dibs on the right to tell that guy that atheists have the right to vote.
by Aresen
12 Dec 2017, 21:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 4368
Views: 72070

Re: Orange is the new President

the innominate one wrote:
12 Dec 2017, 19:52
Such folk are unbelievably, inexcusably ignorant.
But hilariously so. The absolutely stunned look on his face when he is told that the law allows other options is comedy gold. :lol:
by Aresen
10 Dec 2017, 12:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9008
Views: 290176

Re: Petty annoyances

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