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by Aresen
39 minutes ago
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: I don't wanna see that!!!!
Replies: 2505
Views: 88172

Re: I don't wanna see that!!!!

The Obamas are coming to Netflix. The former president and first lady have a multiyear deal to produce shows and films for the streaming service. No thank you The series will be called “Game Of White Castle” . It’s about a family, the Demageryans, whose palace is usurped by Agent Orange, an evil ma...
by Aresen
Yesterday, 23:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea
Replies: 347
Views: 17865

Re: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea

It does have two heads. How could you possibly lose?
by Aresen
Yesterday, 14:49
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6272
Views: 179104

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Dangerman wrote:
Yesterday, 14:28
I don't care about that tbh. If you serve food, you have to keep minimal safety/cleanliness standards or gtfo.
I bet you're a lot of fun at a barbeque.
by Aresen
19 May 2018, 17:51
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: I just don't get it
Replies: 2763
Views: 79117

Re: I just don't get it

JasonL wrote:
19 May 2018, 14:57
The royal wedding thing is the closest I get to being one of those “sportsball” people. Fucking why.
It's the world's longest running soap opera, with money, sex, divorces and (dare I say it?) a whiff of murder.

Of course, it would help if the lead roles were played by better-looking people.
by Aresen
18 May 2018, 14:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5065
Views: 106837

Re: Orange is the new President

The USPS knows that they're basically amazon's bitch now. Yeah, package rates are relatively cheap, but those are the rates that the USPS sets for packages. It's not a "subsidy", but that doesn't matter to president toddler. Sure the USPS could raise rates, but they're in a bit of trouble if amazon...
by Aresen
18 May 2018, 13:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647186

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

The Feds have asserted that the Border Patrol has increased authorities, including the authority to enter private property, set up roadblocks, and detain and question people, within a "border zone" up to 100 miles from the actual border or coastline of the US. This "border zone" includes 65% of the...
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 22:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5065
Views: 106837

Re: Orange is the new President

I BELIEVE THE ONLY WAY
TO SAVE HAWAII
IS TO SACRIFICE
A SITTING PRESIDENT
TO THE ANGRY VOLCANO
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 18:49
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea
Replies: 347
Views: 17865

Re: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea

I find Kim Jong Un's threat to cancel the summit with Trump amusing. Does anyone really think anything substantive will come out of the summit, should it occur? Yes, the Trumpistas might claim it as proof that Trump's policies have forced KJU to the bargaining table, but realistically North Korea is...
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 18:39
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1498
Views: 79748

Re: Quotable quotes

On a thread about removing the 'natural-born citizen' requirement from the US constitution: "one day American parents will be able to tell their kids they might president someday, regardless of the circumstances of the kid's birth." I used that threat on my kids, as in: "If you keep making promises...
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 17:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 428
Views: 31555

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

by Aresen
17 May 2018, 16:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea
Replies: 347
Views: 17865

Re: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea

nicole wrote:
17 May 2018, 16:17
So the president has no mf idea what anyone means by "the Libya model."
I am tempted to be sarcastic, but I am more scared that he has people like John Bolton and Mike Pompeo around him.
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 16:54
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647186

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

dhex wrote:
17 May 2018, 16:53
Doesn't Word have that option in autocorrect?
It does. I looked it up after this conversation started.
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 15:58
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Nippon
Replies: 170
Views: 8776

Re: Nippon

The article doesn't say if anyone missed the train because of the early departure.
by Aresen
16 May 2018, 20:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)
Replies: 671
Views: 21581

Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Ellie wrote:
16 May 2018, 13:59
lunchstealer wrote:
15 May 2018, 22:07
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
15 May 2018, 14:27
You guys should be incels.
This gets girls hot yo
It's true, the first time I felt my husband up was at a Star Wars movie.
Did you get Leiad?
by Aresen
16 May 2018, 20:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647186

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

lunchstealer wrote:
16 May 2018, 19:19
I'm surprised that I didn't get that kind of bullshit from the graduate dean, who rejected my thesis because I used Times New Roman instead of Courier.
WTF?

I hope you resubmitted in Viking Gothic.
by Aresen
16 May 2018, 11:03
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5065
Views: 106837

Re: Orange is the new President

I am amazed he's been getting away with as much as he has. I know the current crop of Republicans controlling Congress were corrupt, but for fuck's sake. More gutless than corrupt, I think (though corrupt also applies). They are afraid of what the Trumpers will do to them if they are 'disloyal.'
by Aresen
16 May 2018, 10:59
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4071
Views: 142425

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Deep in a South African gold mine, a new species of bacterium was found, called Desulforudis audaxviator (literally, "bold traveller", after a Latin inscription in Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth ), living in complete isolation: "D. audaxviator survives in a habitat where it gets i...
by Aresen
15 May 2018, 13:47
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647186

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

I was taught the two space rule and prefer it.

Whatever.
by Aresen
14 May 2018, 15:01
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1806
Views: 95316

Re: Towing the Lion

JD wrote:
14 May 2018, 10:55
Moorebank crash: Two women 'may have been street racing' before grizzly crash

They were probably surprised by the sudden appearance in Australia of a species endemic to North America.
And I thought teach a bear to ride a bicycle was amazing!
by Aresen
11 May 2018, 10:51
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 238
Views: 9429

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

JD wrote:
11 May 2018, 10:43
This article does seem to have a bit of an axe to grind, but the title is great: Tesla Doesn't Burn Fuel, It Burns Cash
I loved this bit:
Tesla has spent $14,001 since you started reading this story.
(The number was an increasing dollar clock.)
by Aresen
10 May 2018, 12:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 238
Views: 9429

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Mo wrote:
10 May 2018, 10:25
PayPal was not successful because of Musk. It was successful because it was the exclusive acceptance mark for the #2 ecommerce site in the world. Without eBay, PayPal is DOA.
IOW. it's not what you know, but who you know.
by Aresen
09 May 2018, 15:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 238
Views: 9429

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Are they going to self-assemble into a house?
by Aresen
08 May 2018, 00:33
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)
Replies: 671
Views: 21581

Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Jadagul wrote:
08 May 2018, 00:10
The casino bit annoyed me with the "literally the only possible way to get rich is to be an arms dealer" thing.
I wanted to throw something at the screen at that moment.
by Aresen
07 May 2018, 15:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: News that makes you go "Awwww!!!"
Replies: 4
Views: 130

Re: News that makes you go "Awwww!!!"

thoreau wrote:
07 May 2018, 11:35
This kid is the best.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/austin-per ... -homeless/
I think my blood sugar level just hit 1,000.