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by Aresen
Today, 18:07
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: 400 ppm
Replies: 309
Views: 15378

Re: 400 ppm

Friend: "Are you dipping fries in your ice cream?"

Me: "The Amazon is literally on fire, Steve. The old rules are dead."
by Aresen
Today, 17:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

Hugh Akston wrote:
Today, 17:24
This definitely happened:

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
by Aresen
Today, 10:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

Number 6 wrote:
Today, 09:49
Today, I learned a new word.
I doubt Trump did. Even if his aides explained it to him afterwards.
by Aresen
Yesterday, 22:44
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: They won't be American Idiots: The Greenland Thread
Replies: 7
Views: 116

Re: They won't be American Idiots: The Greenland Thread

Kolohe wrote:
Yesterday, 22:28
opening a consulate in Greenland is a good idea that someone in the State department is probably now regretting has been folded in with all the other nonsense.
That sounds like an assignment for a state department employee who really f****d up.
by Aresen
Yesterday, 20:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 733
Views: 42150

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

The Trump administration will attempt to hold children indefinitely in camps that we shall definitely not describe with words from the past. https://www.npr.org/2019/08/21/753062975/new-trump-policy-would-permit-indefinite-detention-of-migrant-families-children Trump and everyone else involved in p...
by Aresen
Yesterday, 00:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Words I Happen to Dislike
Replies: 529
Views: 25922

Re: Words I Happen to Dislike

I just read a word (or a fake word) that I instantly disliked: 'infinifat' as an extension of the series obese, superfat, infinifat.
by Aresen
22 Aug 2019, 21:23
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

dbcooper wrote:
22 Aug 2019, 19:48
I have agree with the Chapos that Wayne Allyn Root is the best serial killer name since John Wayne Gacey.
There was a popular meme over how often "Wayne" appeared as a middle name for serial killers.
by Aresen
22 Aug 2019, 11:03
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5791
Views: 275241

Re: Light laffs

JD wrote:
22 Aug 2019, 10:59
The story behind how this minor league baseball card came to be:
(look closely if you don't get it at first.)

Image
Keith Comstock had only one ball?
by Aresen
22 Aug 2019, 10:36
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

The Syphilitic Roman Emperor wants to give himself a Medal of Honor. https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/21/donald-trump-give-himself-medal-of-honor-1470950 FFS This reminds me of all the fainting-couch pearl-clutching over Regan joking that he launched missiles at Russia during a mic check. Tru...
by Aresen
22 Aug 2019, 10:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

thoreau wrote:
22 Aug 2019, 10:20
The Syphilitic Roman Emperor wants to give himself a Medal of Honor.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/ ... or-1470950
I doubt even that would piss off his fanboys, despite their devotion to militarism.
by Aresen
21 Aug 2019, 20:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: the entirely civil and thoughtful israel thread
Replies: 341
Views: 27183

Re: the entirely civil and thoughtful israel thread

Also, how is Ben Shapiro a thing and why is he considered a “conservative intellectual”? He somehow was unsure that Steve King was racist and today he said, “I don’t think Trump meant Democratic Jews were disloyal to Israel,” about an hour before Trump said, “I meant Democratic Jews were disloyal t...
by Aresen
21 Aug 2019, 12:38
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

The weird thing about the last few days is that buying Greenland is probably the least bad idea Trump has had. After all, we acquired something like 50% of the current US land area through purchases. Fucking guarantee this came up because someone tried to explain to Trump why everyone wants a claim...
by Aresen
21 Aug 2019, 12:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: the entirely civil and thoughtful israel thread
Replies: 341
Views: 27183

Re: the entirely civil and thoughtful israel thread

Mo wrote:
21 Aug 2019, 11:45
Crazy Uncle Rudy said the quiet part loud again.

This is the flip side of the old smear that Jewish Americans had 'dual loyalties.'
by Aresen
21 Aug 2019, 11:04
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: the entirely civil and thoughtful israel thread
Replies: 341
Views: 27183

Re: the entirely civil and thoughtful israel thread

WAR is the intellectual heir of Lyndon Larouche.
by Aresen
21 Aug 2019, 10:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

The weird thing about the last few days is that buying Greenland is probably the least bad idea Trump has had. After all, we acquired something like 50% of the current US land area through purchases. I mean the mores of forcing people to fall under the rule of a new entity that they had no say in c...
by Aresen
21 Aug 2019, 00:27
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: What time do you normally go to bed?
Replies: 22
Views: 242

Re: What time do you normally go to bed?

Andrew wrote:
21 Aug 2019, 00:21
8:30 to 9:00 pm. I'm up at 4:30, though.
That was my father's sleep pattern. My mother went to bed after midnight and got up at 8:30. I think it was part of the reason their marriage was successful.
by Aresen
20 Aug 2019, 23:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 988
Views: 58507

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

I would guess a certain militery loyer might qualify.
by Aresen
20 Aug 2019, 23:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Calling 2020 for Entropy
Replies: 531
Views: 31857

Re: Calling 2020 for Entropy

Biden - frat boy to alzheimer's without passing through maturity.
by Aresen
20 Aug 2019, 23:49
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6751
Views: 239979

Re: Orange is the new President

Holy shit. He's actually serious about buying Greenland. Or, at least, he currently believes that this is a serious idea that he will cancel a meeting with a head of government over. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176?s=19 Can we just invoke the 25th amendment, put him i...
by Aresen
20 Aug 2019, 23:46
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: What time do you normally go to bed?
Replies: 22
Views: 242

Re: What time do you normally go to bed?

Normally in bed between 10:10 and 10:30, then read or do sudoku* for about 1/2 an hour until I start drifting off. *Every article I've read about sleep says you're not supposed to do active mental games before going to sleep, but I find sudoku really takes my mind off the stresses of the day. It's p...
by Aresen
20 Aug 2019, 16:09
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: heroes of the day
Replies: 463
Views: 27599

Re: heroes of the day

Good man. He'll never get a job with US social media companies, though.
by Aresen
20 Aug 2019, 10:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: There must be a pony in here somewhere.
Replies: 1812
Views: 74172

Re: There must be a pony in here somewhere.

A coworker was talking about an expensive procedure their kid needs and how awful it is that the procedure isn't free like it would be in Canada. This is not a brand-new cutting edge thing, but still relatively new and fairly complex. While I'm an idiot, I'm not enough of one to discuss health care...
by Aresen
19 Aug 2019, 19:06
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Mo's moderately interesting sci/tech thread
Replies: 837
Views: 49005

Re: Mo's moderately interesting sci/tech thread

As best as I can make out, they're using the term "Inflation" to mean "The First 10^-32 seconds" and "Big Bang" to mean "The next few seconds after that." But this is not my field, in any sense of the word. And that's what confused the hell out of me about the story, since I always thought of the '...
by Aresen
19 Aug 2019, 19:00
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2691
Views: 139222

Re: Twitter!

Thrift stores are where I buy clothes to wear in the barn.