Search found 10106 matches

by Aresen
Yesterday, 23:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: It doesn't matter if you're black or white
Replies: 380
Views: 9491

Re: It doesn't matter if you're black or white

Jennifer wrote:
Yesterday, 21:40
I wonder if she'll identify as white or black for her trial?
I'm kinda hoping she takes the 'Sovereign Citizen' route.
by Aresen
Yesterday, 21:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: It doesn't matter if you're black or white
Replies: 380
Views: 9491

Re: It doesn't matter if you're black or white

The former Rachel Dolezal, now Nkechi Diallo, is facing felony theft/ welfare fraud charges for collecting food stamps while claiming a monthly income of only $500 in child support -- without mentioning the $84,000 she made in two years, between sales of her book, sales of her art, and speaking eng...
by Aresen
Yesterday, 19:54
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: It doesn't matter if you're black or white
Replies: 380
Views: 9491

Re: It doesn't matter if you're black or white

The former Rachel Dolezal, now Nkechi Diallo, is facing felony theft/ welfare fraud charges for collecting food stamps while claiming a monthly income of only $500 in child support -- without mentioning the $84,000 she made in two years, between sales of her book, sales of her art, and speaking eng...
by Aresen
Yesterday, 15:04
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6296
Views: 179698

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Dangerman wrote:
Yesterday, 13:31
Cheddar is not that good.
Dangerman, I like you. So I am going to let you off with a warning. Further heresies will be dealt with more severely.

Thou, also, JasonL.
by Aresen
23 May 2018, 20:45
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Star Trek Wankery
Replies: 1246
Views: 60874

Re: Star Trek Wankery

Jennifer wrote:
06 Jan 2018, 21:18
Saw the "Spock's Brain" episode for the first time.












Ugh.
If you didn't vomit, you handled it well.
by Aresen
23 May 2018, 16:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Kulturkampf? In my NFL? It's more likely than you think. Football 2018
Replies: 8
Views: 133

Re: Kulturkampf? In my NFL? It's more likely than you think. Football 2018

Gotta respect that Red White and Blue if you want the rubes to keep paying the green.

Though I think this is a better-than-expected olive branch:
The NFL wrote:Personnel who choose not to stand for the Anthem may stay in the locker room until after the Anthem has been performed.
by Aresen
23 May 2018, 16:16
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What's New at the Bijou?
Replies: 1045
Views: 55790

Re: What's New at the Bijou?

Warren wrote:
23 May 2018, 09:20
Aresen wrote:
22 May 2018, 20:33
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
19 May 2018, 21:55
DP2 is great. Zazie Beetz is great.
Just got back from it. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Wish they'd destroyed a little more of Vancouver, though.
What do you have against Vancouver? I've never been.
Toxic levels of smug.
by Aresen
22 May 2018, 20:33
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What's New at the Bijou?
Replies: 1045
Views: 55790

Re: What's New at the Bijou?

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
19 May 2018, 21:55
DP2 is great. Zazie Beetz is great.
Just got back from it. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Wish they'd destroyed a little more of Vancouver, though.
by Aresen
22 May 2018, 14:50
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Occam, Trump, and Russia
Replies: 668
Views: 19823

Re: Occam, Trump, and Russia

Mo wrote:
22 May 2018, 14:43
Pham Nuwen wrote:Possibly in the wrong thread but this was very, very, VERY well done.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-has- ... 1826197533
What’s bonkers is that letter is real.
I think this comes under "News that WAS in the Onion."
by Aresen
22 May 2018, 14:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 343
Views: 10382

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

______ man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from According to the ______________ Times, a __________ man climbed on top a piece of equipment at a ___________ playground Sunday and yelled at a bunch of children in the area. He was apparently screaming at the children...
by Aresen
22 May 2018, 10:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: I don't wanna see that!!!!
Replies: 2508
Views: 88295

Re: I don't wanna see that!!!!

The Obamas are coming to Netflix. The former president and first lady have a multiyear deal to produce shows and films for the streaming service. No thank you The series will be called “Game Of White Castle” . It’s about a family, the Demageryans, whose palace is usurped by Agent Orange, an evil ma...
by Aresen
21 May 2018, 23:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea
Replies: 361
Views: 18078

Re: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea

It does have two heads. How could you possibly lose?
by Aresen
21 May 2018, 14:49
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6296
Views: 179698

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Dangerman wrote:
21 May 2018, 14:28
I don't care about that tbh. If you serve food, you have to keep minimal safety/cleanliness standards or gtfo.
I bet you're a lot of fun at a barbeque.
by Aresen
19 May 2018, 17:51
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: I just don't get it
Replies: 2771
Views: 79332

Re: I just don't get it

JasonL wrote:
19 May 2018, 14:57
The royal wedding thing is the closest I get to being one of those “sportsball” people. Fucking why.
It's the world's longest running soap opera, with money, sex, divorces and (dare I say it?) a whiff of murder.

Of course, it would help if the lead roles were played by better-looking people.
by Aresen
18 May 2018, 14:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5071
Views: 107438

Re: Orange is the new President

The USPS knows that they're basically amazon's bitch now. Yeah, package rates are relatively cheap, but those are the rates that the USPS sets for packages. It's not a "subsidy", but that doesn't matter to president toddler. Sure the USPS could raise rates, but they're in a bit of trouble if amazon...
by Aresen
18 May 2018, 13:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647723

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

The Feds have asserted that the Border Patrol has increased authorities, including the authority to enter private property, set up roadblocks, and detain and question people, within a "border zone" up to 100 miles from the actual border or coastline of the US. This "border zone" includes 65% of the...
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 22:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5071
Views: 107438

Re: Orange is the new President

I BELIEVE THE ONLY WAY
TO SAVE HAWAII
IS TO SACRIFICE
A SITTING PRESIDENT
TO THE ANGRY VOLCANO
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 18:49
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea
Replies: 361
Views: 18078

Re: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea

I find Kim Jong Un's threat to cancel the summit with Trump amusing. Does anyone really think anything substantive will come out of the summit, should it occur? Yes, the Trumpistas might claim it as proof that Trump's policies have forced KJU to the bargaining table, but realistically North Korea is...
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 18:39
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1498
Views: 79766

Re: Quotable quotes

On a thread about removing the 'natural-born citizen' requirement from the US constitution: "one day American parents will be able to tell their kids they might president someday, regardless of the circumstances of the kid's birth." I used that threat on my kids, as in: "If you keep making promises...
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 17:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 428
Views: 31585

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

by Aresen
17 May 2018, 16:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea
Replies: 361
Views: 18078

Re: The Not-So- and All-Too-Real World of North Korea

nicole wrote:
17 May 2018, 16:17
So the president has no mf idea what anyone means by "the Libya model."
I am tempted to be sarcastic, but I am more scared that he has people like John Bolton and Mike Pompeo around him.
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 16:54
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647723

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

dhex wrote:
17 May 2018, 16:53
Doesn't Word have that option in autocorrect?
It does. I looked it up after this conversation started.
by Aresen
17 May 2018, 15:58
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Nippon
Replies: 170
Views: 8791

Re: Nippon

The article doesn't say if anyone missed the train because of the early departure.
by Aresen
16 May 2018, 20:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)
Replies: 674
Views: 21645

Re: Powerful Mice in Space (The New Star Wars Gripe Thread)

Ellie wrote:
16 May 2018, 13:59
lunchstealer wrote:
15 May 2018, 22:07
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
15 May 2018, 14:27
You guys should be incels.
This gets girls hot yo
It's true, the first time I felt my husband up was at a Star Wars movie.
Did you get Leiad?
by Aresen
16 May 2018, 20:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11765
Views: 647723

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

lunchstealer wrote:
16 May 2018, 19:19
I'm surprised that I didn't get that kind of bullshit from the graduate dean, who rejected my thesis because I used Times New Roman instead of Courier.
WTF?

I hope you resubmitted in Viking Gothic.