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by pistoffnick
27 Feb 2018, 22:10
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Marriage is Totally Gay
Replies: 1113
Views: 37370

Re: Marriage is Totally Gay

But I think it is the right direction (though Alabama seems to be coming at it from a different angle than I am). The state (if there should be one, I remain skeptical) shouldn't be in the business of telling you who you can or cannot get married to and shouldn't grant special privileges (tax rates,...
by pistoffnick
27 Feb 2018, 10:06
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Marriage is Totally Gay
Replies: 1113
Views: 37370

Re: Marriage is Totally Gay

Trigger Warning: NPR

Alabama considers getting out of the marriage business

Good on 'em. I don't think the state should be involved in marriage (including granting special exemptions or privileges for married people).
by pistoffnick
23 Feb 2018, 14:38
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Weapons of math deconstruction
Replies: 10
Views: 167

Re: Weapons of math deconstruction

Irrational numbers
Arabic numerals
by pistoffnick
23 Feb 2018, 14:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Weapons of math deconstruction
Replies: 10
Views: 167

Re: Weapons of math deconstruction

Math - not even once.
by pistoffnick
23 Feb 2018, 14:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Weapons of math deconstruction
Replies: 10
Views: 167

Re: Weapons of math deconstruction

square root of all evil
by pistoffnick
23 Feb 2018, 09:08
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4053
Views: 137532

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Instead of summoning Satan, does playing Bolero backward summon a scantily clad Bo Dereck?
by pistoffnick
14 Feb 2018, 17:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Idiocracy is here
Replies: 43
Views: 855

Re: Idiocracy is here

I really don't understand how advertising works. Everything about car dealership commercials screams DO NOT BUY FROM THIS DEALER / CHANGE THE CHANNEL NOW! to me. But they continue to make stupid, annoying commercials so they must work.
by pistoffnick
14 Feb 2018, 11:24
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random news finds
Replies: 1292
Views: 48255

Re: Random news finds

Something similar happened in Fargo when I was in college. A group of people wanted to rob a bank and knew that the alarm system for the bank was routed through a bundle of wires running under a bridge. The took a chainsaw to the whole bundle and cut a 2 foot section out. Not only did they take out ...
by pistoffnick
13 Feb 2018, 14:13
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5471
Views: 207744

Re: Light laffs

Obama portrait/ Homer Simpson mashup
https://imgur.com/jncMW2k

Is there a trick to displaying gif videos?
by pistoffnick
10 Feb 2018, 19:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The Omnivore's 100
Replies: 105
Views: 1511

Re: The Omnivore's 100

Should be included on the list: Chicago Italian Beef sandwich Chicago deep dish pizza (yes, I said it) French croissants with Irish butter A good French Dip sandwich Swiss Raclette cheese Biscuits with country gravy Swedish meatballs Mexican Barbacoa (extra points for goats head barbacoa) Beef tongu...
by pistoffnick
10 Feb 2018, 18:37
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1412
Views: 54928

Re: Home $weet Home

I put a replacement heating element in the dishwasher about 2 years ago. It must have been slightly higher heat output than the original because it melted a small hole in the bottom. I have been patching it with caulk, marine caulk, and lastly 2-part epoxy for the last year. The epoxy must have let ...
by pistoffnick
10 Feb 2018, 18:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The Omnivore's 100
Replies: 105
Views: 1511

Re: The Omnivore's 100

6. Black pudding 14. Aloo gobi 16. Epoisses 23. Foie gras 26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper 33. Salted lassi 37. Clotted cream tea 43. Phaal 46. Fugu 52. Umeboshi 53. Abalone 60. Carob chips 63. Kaolin 68. Haggis 73. Louche absinthe 79. Lapsang souchong 80. Bellini 81. Tom yum 84. Tasting menu at a thre...
by pistoffnick
07 Feb 2018, 21:37
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5471
Views: 207744

Re: Light laffs

Image
by pistoffnick
06 Feb 2018, 16:10
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2528
Views: 118888

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 14:36
pistoffnick wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 13:35
Fin Fang Foom wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 12:59
pistoffnick wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 12:58
FFF, you forgot to mention the nudity.
It's 2018, I need more than just nudity.
Look at this guy ovah here, he wants plot with his porn! :D
I've only seen the first episode. You said nudity, not fucking.
Ep03 or 04
by pistoffnick
06 Feb 2018, 13:40
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Guns and Whatnot.
Replies: 350
Views: 17594

Re: Guns and Whatnot.

Minnesota third grader pulls the trigger on a liaison officer's gun in school. Observations: Level 3 holster specific to that gun should have a trigger guard that would not allow this to happen. Perhaps the occifer should take some situational awareness training. Why do we need armed occifers in ele...
by pistoffnick
06 Feb 2018, 13:35
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2528
Views: 118888

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 12:59
pistoffnick wrote:
06 Feb 2018, 12:58
FFF, you forgot to mention the nudity.
It's 2018, I need more than just nudity.
Look at this guy ovah here, he wants plot with his porn! :D
by pistoffnick
06 Feb 2018, 12:58
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2528
Views: 118888

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

FFF, you forgot to mention the nudity.
by pistoffnick
05 Feb 2018, 13:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1497
Views: 79397

Re: Quotable quotes

I think I speak for everyone when I say no one can speak for all of us. —Glenn Fleishman
by pistoffnick
05 Feb 2018, 09:10
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Roolz of the Rode
Replies: 337
Views: 14194

Re: Roolz of the Rode

As a person who drives a large 4WD F150 with a smol penis, THERE IS NO REASON FOR GOING THAT FUCKING SLOW. Kindly get into the slow lane if you are that worried about a little snow or patches of ice. Also, if we are both in the left turn lane waiting for an opening, and a large enough opening comes ...
by pistoffnick
02 Feb 2018, 09:43
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Roolz of the Rode
Replies: 337
Views: 14194

Re: Roolz of the Rode

Yeah, that's lucky that they didn't cream some family out for a morning ride. A little sunnier, maybe a little warmer, and now we're talking about "Mother injured and 2 children killed during morning bike ride." But hey, it's all good cause some people got to work maybe. My theory is that it is far...
by pistoffnick
01 Feb 2018, 15:22
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: A thread for mocking politicians
Replies: 943
Views: 47009

Re: A thread for mocking politicians

lunchstealer wrote:
01 Feb 2018, 14:35
How many mayors have been assassinated ever? WTF do they need bodyguards for anyway?
As fucktoys. Didn't you read the article? ;^)
by pistoffnick
31 Jan 2018, 09:20
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Just tryna get edumacated
Replies: 28
Views: 492

Re: Just tryna get edumacated

Build a trebuchet large enough to fling firewood out onto the middle of a frozen lake.
by pistoffnick
30 Jan 2018, 13:52
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: the list of those things which are not food
Replies: 939
Views: 34062

Re: the list of those things which are not food

I like mashed cauliflower. If you tart it up with enough roasted garlic, butter and cream cheese; it becomes tasty.