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by lunchstealer
21 Sep 2018, 20:16
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86070

Re: Twitter!

Let's face it though, the gay thing with Bert and Ernie is just a cover for their deep and shameful secret.


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by lunchstealer
21 Sep 2018, 20:14
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The Lust to Acquire
Replies: 1437
Views: 69203

Re: The Lust to Acquire

You're supposed to lift with the knees, not the back.
by lunchstealer
21 Sep 2018, 14:35
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Guns and Whatnot.
Replies: 379
Views: 19509

Re: Guns and Whatnot.

a 3D-printed handgun made of plastic, the same material used in Lego blocks I hope they meant that it's the exact same type of plastic used in Legos. Because otherwise that's needless sensationalizing. Material science is not my strong suit, but I'd be surprised if it's the same plastic. Legos are ...
by lunchstealer
21 Sep 2018, 00:53
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5612
Views: 226350

Re: Light laffs

Aresen wrote:
20 Sep 2018, 15:52
Warren wrote:
20 Sep 2018, 15:30
From my FB feed
Whoever wins the 2020 Democratic or Republican nomination
molested me 35 years ago
Does this include EW & KH?
No, they molested me in 2015.
by lunchstealer
20 Sep 2018, 15:02
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist
Replies: 142
Views: 2394

Re: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist

When people can vote you out and you actually leave even though you have a military command, that's big thing. Yes. This is pretty much the last "This is what makes America great" that I'm hanging on to. The high rate of contractual adherence. High-trust societies ftw, which is one of the reasons I...
by lunchstealer
20 Sep 2018, 12:16
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist
Replies: 142
Views: 2394

Re: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist

When people can vote you out and you actually leave even though you have a military command, that's big thing. Yes. This is pretty much the last "This is what makes America great" that I'm hanging on to. The high rate of contractual adherence. High-trust societies ftw, which is one of the reasons I...
by lunchstealer
20 Sep 2018, 04:04
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86070

Re: Twitter!

Ellie wrote:Some gay puppet Jesus, maybe
And if by life you mean butt.
by lunchstealer
20 Sep 2018, 03:57
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86070

Re: Twitter!

For real, though, Bert and Ernie are gay. If Miss PIggy can be trying to fuck Kermit every five minutes then we can have some damn homo puppets too. Not woke enough. Grover has to transition. See this is always what confused preschool lunchstealer about the relationship between Big Bird and Snuffal...
by lunchstealer
18 Sep 2018, 19:54
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: I may want to see that?
Replies: 1600
Views: 85429

Re: I may want to see that?

The people involved have been charming in previous comparable roles.

I just hope they actually have enough material beyond the trailer.

by lunchstealer
18 Sep 2018, 19:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 569
Views: 17603

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

I'm just still stuck on "Don't waste eggs." How exactly does he think ovulation works? There's a "release egg now" button on the cervix and the wang pushes it while you're boinking? I'm pretty sure the implication is that she should find a man at age 18 and stick with him so he has her eggs at his ...
by lunchstealer
18 Sep 2018, 19:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread
Replies: 57
Views: 2371

Re: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread

Number 6 wrote:
13 Sep 2018, 19:55
You had me at Joel and Ethan Cohen.
Allllllmost unhad me at James Franco but then I remembered that he's not Shia Lebeouf.
by lunchstealer
18 Sep 2018, 19:00
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist
Replies: 142
Views: 2394

Re: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist

Eric the .5b wrote:
17 Sep 2018, 23:40
If you have a system with people in it,
So we've found our solution.

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by lunchstealer
17 Sep 2018, 20:25
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist
Replies: 142
Views: 2394

Re: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist

Reminds me of ... where did I just hear this - some podcast or something recently was talking about polling among dem soc types about what they like about socialism. The economic equality thing was present but the big thing was this idea that you should have to debase yourself for a wage - change t...
by lunchstealer
17 Sep 2018, 15:33
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist
Replies: 142
Views: 2394

Re: Debate: Be an Anarchist, Not a Minarchist

Well if the state is little more than a gentleman's agreement and you could leave the state at any time is it really a state? "You can leave it if you want!" Is the usual argument statists make when they don't want to admit that the state is coercive. What's different, here? Yeah gawd I frickin' ha...
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2018, 23:44
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11915
Views: 676910

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds


Opinion: I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Morrissey’s Touring Band


https://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/opin ... ring-band/
by lunchstealer
15 Sep 2018, 22:25
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: tio's neato nature thread
Replies: 1132
Views: 60235

Re: tio's neato nature thread

So I was out with the pupper setting some sprinklers out front when I noticed that the moon and Venus were putting on a good show. So I walked over to a spot where I had a pretty good view past the giant spruces in our yard and sure enough I can also see Saturn and Mars are also looking splendid. An...
by lunchstealer
14 Sep 2018, 16:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9018

Re: Putin on the Writs

It's pretty weak on a historical scale starting in 1776, sure. Compared to, say, 2012? Not at its weakest, no. I suspect it was at its weakest on Sept 11 '01 at 7 in the morning. There was a local minimum in '06 to maybe '08, and a slow ramp up since then, and a spike in invigoration in aught-15. N...
by lunchstealer
14 Sep 2018, 15:38
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Occam, Trump, and Russia
Replies: 892
Views: 35959

Re: Occam, Trump, and Russia

Kolohe wrote:
14 Sep 2018, 13:10
Aresen wrote:
14 Sep 2018, 12:28
dhex wrote:
07 Aug 2018, 15:59
nah, cartman can carry out short and mid-term plans sometimes.
Really, I want Kenny for President.
Well, then what matters more is who the Vice President is.
But only for the rest of the episode.
by lunchstealer
14 Sep 2018, 14:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9018

Re: Putin on the Writs

It's pretty weak on a historical scale starting in 1776, sure. Compared to, say, 2012? Not at its weakest, no. I suspect it was at its weakest on Sept 11 '01 at 7 in the morning. There was a local minimum in '06 to maybe '08, and a slow ramp up since then, and a spike in invigoration in aught-15.
by lunchstealer
14 Sep 2018, 14:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Abortion Thread
Replies: 181
Views: 7253

Re: The Abortion Thread

The "abortion hysteria" Twitter twit above has of course doubled down on her disdain, openly stating that no woman should have sex unless she is willing to become a mommy nine months later. (Though at least she was willing to toss a bone to a rape victim who was not enthused about carrying her rapi...
by lunchstealer
13 Sep 2018, 21:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3306
Views: 131775

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

If they've left by now it should be okay. Augusta's probably a good bet, too, for power reliability, compared to any place in SC or NC. North and East Georgia aren't super guaranteed, but better than central SC.
by lunchstealer
11 Sep 2018, 18:07
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1366
Views: 46547

Re: cars and how they get that way

You drive a Smart? Zipcar rentals? I think the idea of cute is just fine, you just have to let the Japanese and Koreans do it. JLR is not going to be my go-to for thinking up 'cute' ever. Especially with something that has all the charm of a propane forklift. The Italians can do cute okay, too. The...
by lunchstealer
11 Sep 2018, 16:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Our National Pastime
Replies: 263
Views: 18560

Re: Our National Pastime

Would they add any footage to the diamond itself? go from 90' to 100' or anything? I did glaze over and skip to the end toward the end. Do hockey and basketball need bigger courts/rinks, irrespectively*? *I'm just going to use this in place of respectively because I got the respective order wrong an...
by lunchstealer
11 Sep 2018, 16:31
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1366
Views: 46547

Re: cars and how they get that way

Jaguar Land Rover feels like the way to get people to trust and like self-driving cars is to put big googly eyes on the cars. Not the worst idea ever, I guess, just, I dunno, maybe they should have gone with something less creepy and leering. https://images.fastcompany.net/image/upload/w_596,c_limi...
by lunchstealer
09 Sep 2018, 20:01
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Abortion Thread
Replies: 181
Views: 7253

Re: The Abortion Thread

OK so quick check of polling says that 47% of Americans identify as pro-life, while 20% oppose sex ed courses which include contraceptive and STD prevention information. So raw math says that my 50% guess is off. However, unless more than half of abstinence-only types are pro-choice, they make up we...