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by lunchstealer
30 minutes ago
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The son of "What the hell are YOU staring at?"
Replies: 7928
Views: 308950

Re: The son of "What the hell are YOU staring at?"

Helps to know that the proper pronunciation has the second a short rather than long, and the ch is actually pronounced as ch rather than sh. The northern variant is a weird corruption from the Native American root word. Southern pronunciation is closest.
by lunchstealer
Today, 18:06
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: 400 ppm
Replies: 318
Views: 16622

Re: 400 ppm

I buy k-cups of ORGANIC coffee.

ETA: Wait that's more ironical than confessional. I'm bad at shitposting apparently.
by lunchstealer
Today, 17:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2740
Views: 145446

Re: Twitter!

If someone puts “he/them” in their bio, does that mean he wants to be referred to with masculine singular third-person pronouns in the nominative case but third-person plural pronouns in the accusative case, or that he’s a fucking moron? *Standard grylliade response to a limited, non-exclusive dich...
by lunchstealer
Today, 17:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4323
Views: 197432

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

JD wrote:
Today, 15:28
The Latinate prefix for "Portuguese" is "luso-" as in lusophone, lusophile, etc.
That's an 'L' rather than an 'I' correct?
by lunchstealer
Yesterday, 21:38
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 12262
Views: 766580

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

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JasonL wrote:
Yesterday, 17:02
The Hemp that Rocks the Cradle?
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 20:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Antivaxxers
Replies: 184
Views: 14024

Re: Antivaxxers

Do Americans get the polio vaccine these days?
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 20:27
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 372
Views: 33906

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Ah, Warren, you are such a bigot. As wild animals go, they're quiet, non-smelly, not dangerous, not destructive, and rarely carry disease. They're kind of creepy-looking and enjoy eating garbage, but overall probably still preferable to a H&R commenter. Wait are we talking about me or the possum? I...
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 20:11
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 372
Views: 33906

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

Ah, Warren, you are such a bigot. As wild animals go, they're quiet, non-smelly, not dangerous, not destructive, and rarely carry disease. They're kind of creepy-looking and enjoy eating garbage, but overall probably still preferable to a H&R commenter. Wait are we talking about me or the possum?
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 19:32
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The Jazz Thread
Replies: 23
Views: 1456

Re: The Jazz Thread

Pandora is trying to convince me that there are lyrics to "Take Five"
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 19:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Antivaxxers
Replies: 184
Views: 14024

Re: Antivaxxers

The linked image won't render outside of facebook, Huh, I saw it just fine. Although when I double-checked just now, I see she had the picture set to "friends only." So I went ahead and deleted my link. Thanks for posting it. Except, you're not "friends" with her, and you saw it? I wonder if it's s...
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 18:54
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Antivaxxers
Replies: 184
Views: 14024

Re: Antivaxxers

Seen on Facebook: https://scontent.fatl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/70672734_10218954625559679_4995226396096724992_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQlXBmRrQMSlX20rki5oadCkD6ZOTL11MS0Nsdsjup-rPOC8oloLfRrH-lqw7p5sAwc&_nc_ht=scontent.fatl1-1.fna&oh=170eb041841ac0b2f997a923759e5fcc&oe=5E056961 My comment: If yo...
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 18:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 372
Views: 33906

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

I actually kinda like our local magpies. But I haven't noticed any swooping behavior.
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 03:03
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9771
Views: 426486

Re: Petty annoyances

Looks like Humberto has already turned and is heading up the Gulf Stream, so you're off the hook for that at least. Yay?
by lunchstealer
16 Sep 2019, 00:44
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2424
Views: 138802

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

Aw crap. Rik Ocasek.

I'm not a pop guy but they always worked. Heartbeat City was one of the first cassettes I got when I got my own boom box for in-room listening.
by lunchstealer
14 Sep 2019, 13:53
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our AI Overlords Will be Dumb as Rocks
Replies: 57
Views: 3447

Re: Our AI Overlords Will be Dumb as Rocks

I've created an artificial god using robotics and AI. Just like real gods, it can respond to your plight with blank indifference, you can ascribe to it whatever characteristics will affirm your worldview, and it doesn't exist.
by lunchstealer
14 Sep 2019, 06:40
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Iran (so far away)
Replies: 531
Views: 32528

Re: Iran (so far away)

Is a nuclear Iran actually a more stable Iran?
by lunchstealer
13 Sep 2019, 21:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2740
Views: 145446

Re: Twitter!

Mo wrote:
13 Sep 2019, 18:51
What person in an $800k house in DC has a chef? Stephen Miller?

Somebody's reply was "Man, Stephen Miller is angry."
by lunchstealer
13 Sep 2019, 21:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 2104
Views: 108344

Re: Home $weet Home

I don't get tiny houses at all. I mean, basically we're talking about a Home Depot shed with plumbing and electricity, right? Not exactly. More like a mobile home that trades off weight and space efficiency for adorrrable. Adorrrrable and durability, as part of the weight is going into stuff like r...
by lunchstealer
13 Sep 2019, 13:52
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The son of "What the hell are YOU staring at?"
Replies: 7928
Views: 308950

Re: The son of "What the hell are YOU staring at?"

I mean, "The I Land" should've been your first warning sign.
by lunchstealer
13 Sep 2019, 13:50
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Worth a Thousand Lulz
Replies: 817
Views: 60889

Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

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by lunchstealer
11 Sep 2019, 20:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 372
Views: 33906

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

A squirrel built a leaf nest right outside my window. After a while, I thought it had left, but then the nest was enlarged and there were signs of activity, although I hadn't seen it in a while. Today I came home, and I saw motion within the nest. THEN A FUCKING POSSUM CRAWLED OUT. I am informed th...
by lunchstealer
11 Sep 2019, 20:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: I wanna see that!!!!
Replies: 1722
Views: 109424

Re: I wanna see that!!!!

This seems like it oughta be a Chuck Tingle joint.
by lunchstealer
11 Sep 2019, 10:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4801
Views: 246273

Re: Food

JasonL wrote:The kroger cheese counter provided by Murrays is freaking awesome for a big grocery chain. Murrays Reserve Gouda is the shit.
Yup it is Murray’s so I will seek out the reserve Gouda.
by lunchstealer
10 Sep 2019, 18:59
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: In the Not Too Distant Future...
Replies: 103
Views: 7078

Re: In the Not Too Distant Future...

In Sandy's absence, I'll submit "I Accuse My Parents!" which is like if Reefer Madness were a Lifetime Movie.
by lunchstealer
10 Sep 2019, 18:56
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: DOOM! (Insert extra Os as you see fit)
Replies: 1416
Views: 51503

Re: DOOM! (Insert extra Os as you see fit)

Warren wrote:
10 Sep 2019, 09:38
lunchstealer wrote:
10 Sep 2019, 05:09
Shem wrote:Can't rise from the ashes until everything is burned to the ground.
This will be the bumper sticker on my truck.
With a decal of Calvin dousing the flames on a combusting American Flag.