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by Warren
Today, 19:39
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: There must be a pony in here somewhere.
Replies: 1527
Views: 45690

Re: There must be a pony in here somewhere.

Kolohe wrote:
Today, 19:33
Tree fiddy.
Dangerman wrote:
Today, 19:37
I'm sorry, the correct answer is $350.00
That's what he said.
by Warren
Today, 19:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: There must be a pony in here somewhere.
Replies: 1527
Views: 45690

Re: There must be a pony in here somewhere.

Dangerman wrote:
Today, 18:35
Hey, guess how much my prescription drugs cost without insurance.
Less than they do with insurance.
What do I win?
by Warren
Yesterday, 13:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2041
Views: 73500

Re: Twitter!

dbcooper wrote:
Yesterday, 09:22
Some genius replied to an awful Sady Doyle thread with "You see me now a veteran of a thousand Rape Joke Wars."

I am so jealous of Blue Oyster Cult reference.
:)
by Warren
Yesterday, 12:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The son of "What the hell are YOU staring at?"
Replies: 7691
Views: 241525

Re: The son of "What the hell are YOU staring at?"

Incredibles 2 I don't know why I had to wait 15 years for this. It's a worthy squeal. Stays in it's lane but on a different road. Edna Mode Edna Moded, which is nice. But not as much as the first movie. Edna needs more screen time. In fact, you know what? Edna needs her own movie. Bud Luckey who wa...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 15:36
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Fly the Friendly Skies...
Replies: 275
Views: 11819

Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

There's nothing like being strapped in on an Air Force plane when the crew chief comes back and climbs over you to start pulling avionics boxes off the wall. At that point, you start thinking the option to exit the aircraft in flight is looking pretty good. They didn't issue parachutes. That's beca...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 15:25
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2041
Views: 73500

Re: Twitter!

It’s also a disease of the conservative instincts around thin veneer of civilization/slippery slope to chaos. It has a long history. I'd have a lot more respect for "law and order" types if they held LEOs to the same standard. It’s authoritarian down in its bones. They Do What Needs to be Done. I'm...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 12:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2041
Views: 73500

Re: Twitter!

JasonL wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:59
It’s also a disease of the conservative instincts around thin veneer of civilization/slippery slope to chaos. It has a long history.
I'd have a lot more respect for "law and order" types if they held LEOs to the same standard.
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 11:55
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Fly the Friendly Skies...
Replies: 275
Views: 11819

Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

tr0g wrote:
15 Jun 2018, 11:51
There's nothing like being strapped in on an Air Force plane when the crew chief comes back and climbs over you to start pulling avionics boxes off the wall. At that point, you start thinking the option to exit the aircraft in flight is looking pretty good.
They didn't issue parachutes.
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 11:44
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Fly the Friendly Skies...
Replies: 275
Views: 11819

Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

i'd insist on avoiding the "i'll keep throwing my bodyweight into the seat despite the guy behind me saying 'excuse me sir my knees are much like shakira's hips in that they do not tell falsehoods' and pretending i didn't hear his incredible witticisms which are covering up the murderous rage he no...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 11:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9238
Views: 313715

Re: Petty annoyances

So, in the second great move of 2018, I have lost a hose clamp so I can't set the laser up. It's raining and I don't want to go outside, but I need to get the laser up and running. Meh. Hose clamp? Does your laser have cooling system? Air cooled, but you need an exhaust for the smoke, etc., generat...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 09:45
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: 'I Am Absolutely a Product of the Libertarian-Industrial Complex': Podcast
Replies: 0
Views: 41

'I Am Absolutely a Product of the Libertarian-Industrial Complex': Podcast

'I Am Absolutely a Product of the Libertarian-Industrial Complex': Podcast Stretches out for an hour and a half. Or more takes a while to get going than stretches. Nick does his Nick thing where he forgets he's doing the interview and not being interviewed. But all and all an enjoyable listen. I'm ...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 09:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11798
Views: 651620

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

Golf clap and all that but for rilla where do you find these guys? Half my friends are antifa sympathizers and you're like besotted by coked out Joe from lol types. The onlines. If I were talking anything near politics physically, I'd get a few young, snotty Blues who'd make old Uncle Joe look like...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 09:31
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Fly the Friendly Skies...
Replies: 275
Views: 11819

Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

i'd insist on avoiding the "i'll keep throwing my bodyweight into the seat despite the guy behind me saying 'excuse me sir my knees are much like shakira's hips in that they do not tell falsehoods' and pretending i didn't hear his incredible witticisms which are covering up the murderous rage he no...
by Warren
15 Jun 2018, 09:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9238
Views: 313715

Re: Petty annoyances

tr0g wrote:
14 Jun 2018, 15:47
So, in the second great move of 2018, I have lost a hose clamp so I can't set the laser up. It's raining and I don't want to go outside, but I need to get the laser up and running. Meh.
Hose clamp? Does your laser have cooling system?
by Warren
14 Jun 2018, 19:38
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6407
Views: 183165

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

tr0g wrote:
14 Jun 2018, 15:39
I imagine a few minutes in the search box at your favorite pr0n streaming site will show you how it's done, Ellie.
He's not wrong. OTOH most of the results do involve a lot of noses and foreheads bumping.
by Warren
14 Jun 2018, 18:16
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2188
Views: 91675

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

People speaking kindly of the dead whom they cursed in life is a pet peeve of mine.
But damn. What purpose did that serve?
by Warren
14 Jun 2018, 14:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6407
Views: 183165

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

"Molly-fueled double-blow". That is a very nice turn of phrase sir. It keeps popping up in my head ever since I read it. I'll probably put it in rotation for conversation. Well done Shem. Wait, is a double-blow two blow jobs in a row? A blow job done by two people at once? Getting and giving a blow...
by Warren
14 Jun 2018, 13:47
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Fly the Friendly Skies...
Replies: 275
Views: 11819

Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

if you're gonna charge for volume you have to accommodate said volume. all knees matter. True dat, although again I only fly airlines with an economy+ option with more legroom, Southwest excepted on shorter routes, but that has so far only counted for a total of ten or maybe 14 legs of flights in t...
by Warren
14 Jun 2018, 13:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6407
Views: 183165

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

It's good, but it's not like biting into it is like getting a molly-fueled double-blow. "Molly-fueled double-blow". That is a very nice turn of phrase sir. It keeps popping up in my head ever since I read it. I'll probably put it in rotation for conversation. Well done Shem. Wait, is a double-blow ...
by Warren
14 Jun 2018, 11:49
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5202
Views: 111402

Re: Orange is the new President

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...

Today's episode: Fecal Flinging & Philanthropy
by Warren
14 Jun 2018, 11:43
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6407
Views: 183165

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Shem wrote:
13 Jun 2018, 11:27
It's good, but it's not like biting into it is like getting a molly-fueled double-blow.
"Molly-fueled double-blow". That is a very nice turn of phrase sir. It keeps popping up in my head ever since I read it. I'll probably put it in rotation for conversation.
Well done Shem.
by Warren
13 Jun 2018, 20:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: I just don't get it
Replies: 2808
Views: 81214

Re: I just don't get it

D.A. Ridgely wrote:
13 Jun 2018, 18:26
[Doug Stanhope Video]
HA! That's good Stanhope.
by Warren
13 Jun 2018, 20:17
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Fly the Friendly Skies...
Replies: 275
Views: 11819

Re: Fly the Friendly Skies...

I want price tied to usage. Cell phones should have a dollars per megabyte component. Air travel should have a dollars per pound component. You and all your luggage are weighed as you check in and your ticket price is adjusted accordingly. If this could be done rapidly I would second this. On small...
by Warren
13 Jun 2018, 17:22
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6407
Views: 183165

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

lunchstealer wrote:
13 Jun 2018, 17:10
CFA is in my Arby's/TacoBell/CFA triumvirate of places-to-go-when-you-don't-want-burgers-but-need-fast-food-for-whatever-reason.
TacoBell? No thank you. I'll take SubWay. Or better yet IHOP... oh wait.
by Warren
13 Jun 2018, 16:58
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6407
Views: 183165

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Straight talk fyodor - you are neutral between the ideas that people saying Brett Weinstein's response to their day of absence was a) actually increasing their risk of being killed (they said this) and b) were making a non issue into a life threatening issue so they could exercise power? Is there n...