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by Warren
Yesterday, 20:06
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Familiar spirits
Replies: 67
Views: 2299

Re: Familiar spirits

When the vet describes the abscess as "Mount Vesuvius" it's probably good that he had surgery. Now he's got a giant open hole on his butt, but we don't have to do anything with it. But he's definitely feeling a ton better now than he was, you can just see it in the way he's walking around and engag...
by Warren
Yesterday, 19:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6467
Views: 189921

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

So nobody else noticed the surprisingly high density of perching birds in the middle of the Sahara Desert? ;)
by Warren
Yesterday, 19:25
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What are you drinking?
Replies: 494
Views: 73217

Re: What are you drinking?

Kwix wrote:
Yesterday, 14:50
Very little Barton 1792 for a while that's for sure:
:o AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
by Warren
Yesterday, 18:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Rand Paul.....sigh.
Replies: 1152
Views: 50069

Re: Rand Paul.....sigh.

Just pathetic excuse-making for Trump this morning. Even though he says he agrees that the Russians did try to meddle! But they were just revealing “uncomfortable truths” about Hillary, so they’re really the heroes of this story, and we meddle in elections all the time so it’s not really a big deal...
by Warren
Yesterday, 17:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 277
Views: 11961

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Jadagul wrote:
Yesterday, 16:57
Musk has always been an overpromising asshole.
True, but his recent Trumpesqueian twitter fits have a 'Working twenty hours every day just to keep the lid on this thing a little while longer. If I could only just... FUCK FUCK FUCK' vibe to em.
by Warren
Yesterday, 16:51
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Familiar spirits
Replies: 67
Views: 2299

Re: Familiar spirits

Anal gland? Is that next to the Johnson rod?
by Warren
Yesterday, 16:49
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The past is a foreign country...
Replies: 77
Views: 5613

Re: The past is a foreign country...

I for one regret the loss of male camaraderie free of homo eroticism.
by Warren
Yesterday, 16:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 277
Views: 11961

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Kwix wrote:
Yesterday, 14:26
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It really is
by Warren
Yesterday, 13:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 277
Views: 11961

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Musk is showing all the signs of coming apart. Any day now I expect to find out he's been cooking the books and/or engaging in international arms dealing.
by Warren
15 Jul 2018, 19:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3276
Views: 125574

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

Thunderstorms here too. No break in the heat though. And now the humidity is maxed out.
by Warren
15 Jul 2018, 13:32
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: H. sapiens floridensis - A thread for Florida Man
Replies: 14
Views: 289

Re: H. sapiens floridensis - A thread for Florida Man

There was a scene in Weeds where Celia got nostalgic about fucking standing up in roller skates back in her prime.
by Warren
15 Jul 2018, 10:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: H. sapiens floridensis - A thread for Florida Man
Replies: 14
Views: 289

Re: H. sapiens floridensis - A thread for Florida Man

How about Louisiana man? http://www.azfamily.com/story/38635191/louisiana-couple-arrested-after-allegedly-having-sex-in-courthouse-stairwell They...don't seem to have any regrets. An obscenity conviction would be pretty cool if you could afford it. It's the stairwell that gets me. What position cou...
by Warren
13 Jul 2018, 20:12
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Oh Florida...
Replies: 149
Views: 9012

Re: Oh Florida...

I understand the Watchmen universe better.
by Warren
13 Jul 2018, 19:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Oh Florida...
Replies: 149
Views: 9012

Re: Oh Florida...

Jesus fucking Christ. Was the defendant black? Mormon? French Canadian? None of the above. Well, maybe Mormon but if so a fallen one. So WTF then? Lawn order was the rule of the day. I don't understand. But don't bother trying to explain it to me. I don't think I'm capable of understanding.
by Warren
13 Jul 2018, 19:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Oh Florida...
Replies: 149
Views: 9012

Re: Oh Florida...

Kwix wrote:
13 Jul 2018, 17:24
Warren wrote:
13 Jul 2018, 07:55
Jesus fucking Christ. Was the defendant black? Mormon? French Canadian?
None of the above. Well, maybe Mormon but if so a fallen one.
So WTF then?
by Warren
13 Jul 2018, 07:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Oh Florida...
Replies: 149
Views: 9012

Re: Oh Florida...

And on top of that... Man wasn’t drinking while driving, just sipping at stop signs, he told deputies VERO BEACH, Fla. — A man who told officers that he had been charged twice for drunken driving in Missouri assured them he was not drinking and driving this time when he was questioned in a McDonald...
by Warren
12 Jul 2018, 17:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1543
Views: 61563

Re: Home $weet Home

Someday we'll get off our ass and do it too. We may have to pay nearly twice as much for land as we were planning, as it turns out we are both slightly less flexible in location and associated internet quality etc than we first assumed, and land within that range / zone is pretty expensive for arou...
by Warren
12 Jul 2018, 16:21
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1543
Views: 61563

Re: Home $weet Home

Highway wrote:
12 Jul 2018, 14:53
Do all of the Christmas display characters convey with the house?
What? No Grinch? Boo!
by Warren
12 Jul 2018, 12:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Familiar spirits
Replies: 67
Views: 2299

Re: Familiar spirits

Ellie wrote:
12 Jul 2018, 12:18
Warren wrote:
12 Jul 2018, 12:10
Ellie wrote:
12 Jul 2018, 12:05
I am thrilled because we're giving the cat back when it's done.
You say that...
Ha! Well, we'll see. I'll give you another year of "Warren was right" sig space if I end up getting a permanent cat in 2018. :)
Hey, when does that expire anyways?
by Warren
12 Jul 2018, 12:10
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Familiar spirits
Replies: 67
Views: 2299

Re: Familiar spirits

Ellie wrote:
12 Jul 2018, 12:05
I am thrilled because we're giving the cat back when it's done.
You say that...
by Warren
11 Jul 2018, 21:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4520
Views: 184401

Re: Food

Ever pick up a bag of pretzel rods at the local discount store that are 6 months past their "best by" date only to find out they've gone stale? Try pulverizing them and using the crumbs for breading on chicken breasts. Serve with honey/mustard dipping sauce for bonus points.
by Warren
11 Jul 2018, 21:36
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Does Elon's Musk stink?
Replies: 277
Views: 11961

Re: Does Elon's Musk stink?

Musk is tweeting out personal attacks on reporters of articles critical of Tesla. That's what I would call a strong 'sell signal'.
https://www.cnbc.com/video/2018/07/11/j ... rting.html
by Warren
11 Jul 2018, 19:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1849
Views: 102220

Re: Towing the Lion

Ellie wrote:
11 Jul 2018, 13:02
From a spam fax we got at church today from "John Sad Doe": "Hello Pastor, I needed to talk to you, but I was concerned how you might feel, so I decided to send this letter unanimously."
Proof of the afterlife! Mollie Sugden faxed* you from beyond the grave.




*LOL you're still using fax.
by Warren
11 Jul 2018, 19:07
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5457
Views: 122226

Re: Orange is the new President

Aresen wrote:
11 Jul 2018, 16:55
Jake wrote:
11 Jul 2018, 16:41
When I was in the Army and stationed in Germany (2000-2002), we were still preparing for the Soviets to come rolling in from the GDR.
It's 2018 and the situation remains unchanged.
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by Warren
11 Jul 2018, 16:39
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5457
Views: 122226

Re: Orange is the new President

I don't know the current situation. I was in Europe in the mid 80's. Got to see the Italian Navy up close. I dare say a troop of Boy Scouts and a fleet of row boats would have more operational readiness. The British Navy was more up to snuff. I didn't get to see the Germans up close, but they were c...