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by Eric the .5b
Today, 02:57
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Worthwhile Image Finds
Replies: 155
Views: 4758

Re: Worthwhile Image Finds

Mo wrote:
Yesterday, 23:31
dead_elvis wrote:
Yesterday, 22:46
Honestly though I would want to hang on with both hands.
Once you stop accelerating, you have nothing to worry about.
Yeah, but it's clearly under thrust and thus accelerating.
by Eric the .5b
21 Oct 2017, 21:34
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 1310
Views: 45155

Re: Twitter!

Similar but not equivalent. Nope. The Reds back in the day didn't call them "Republic Fries". Neither did Blues have a problem with the name of the cocktail, say, during the tensest times of the Cold War. (Hell, it was invented around the time of the Berlin Airlift; I submit Stalin might have been ...
by Eric the .5b
21 Oct 2017, 21:07
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Replies: 3790
Views: 193685

Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie

On the upside of randomly visiting Cosmopolitan's web site, I saw this puff piece about a themed firefighter calendar and realized it might appeal:

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(Also, you don't fuck with a guy who'll hold a koala bare-chested. Koala claws are scary.)
by Eric the .5b
20 Oct 2017, 23:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Pick Your Poisson
Replies: 1333
Views: 60671

Re: Pick Your Poisson

Is it just me or does every conservative magazine style guide have, "If you criticize Republicans or their voters, you need a 2-4 paragraph preamble about how liberals are the worst"? It's standard when the wagons are circled. And, I swear, the wagons have been permanently circled and replaced with...
by Eric the .5b
20 Oct 2017, 15:12
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 3906
Views: 58894

Re: Orange is the new President

The way to solve this is mandatory military service. If every fucking moron has been in the military, then more people will understand that they're regular people and not talismen of honor. This didn't work for the Soviet Union, in my reading of the situation. I'm not sure it even works for Russia ...
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 23:02
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6078
Views: 162036

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

Mo wrote:
19 Oct 2017, 22:28
Eric the .5b wrote:
19 Oct 2017, 22:25
I get that it's complete bullshit, but is it really unconstitutional?
Government making aid based on forced associations is pretty clear cut.
I could have sworn they had sleazed around that.
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 22:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random news finds
Replies: 1117
Views: 41243

Re: Random news finds

the innominate one wrote:
19 Oct 2017, 20:55
I think you mean Frederick Douglass.
He's too mainstream, now.
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 22:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6078
Views: 162036

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

I get that it's complete bullshit, but is it really unconstitutional?
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 22:22
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 1310
Views: 45155

Re: Twitter!

dbcooper wrote:
19 Oct 2017, 22:21
Eric the .5b wrote:
19 Oct 2017, 22:19
I think Cum Town is a podcast where they abuse a fat guy.
Nah, they mostly make fun of the skinny guy.
Ahh.
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 22:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 1310
Views: 45155

Re: Twitter!

I think Cum Town is a podcast where they abuse a fat guy.
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 20:56
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread
Replies: 223
Views: 12433

Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Aresen wrote:
19 Oct 2017, 20:52
That is so sweet to see Arpaio caught on the horns of you can't get the record wiped once you have effectively copped a plea.
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I can't help visualizing it that way.
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 20:54
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random news finds
Replies: 1117
Views: 41243

Re: Random news finds

I would have gone with MLK, Jr.

Or George Washington Carver, given his increasing modern recognition.

:D
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 20:50
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Roolz of the Rode
Replies: 285
Views: 12065

Re: Roolz of the Rode

Today, before I even made it out of the complex and onto the road, two different people cut corners while coming the other way, forcing me to stop or else hit them.
by Eric the .5b
19 Oct 2017, 20:39
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 1310
Views: 45155

Re: Twitter!

Highway wrote:
19 Oct 2017, 18:48
I'd watch that.

(Also, once my hair all goes white, I can only hope it'll look that good...)
by Eric the .5b
18 Oct 2017, 00:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 411
Views: 28846

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

I'm reminded of that bit with the alien diva in The Fifth Element. The filmmakers were trying for a performance a human being couldn't deliver...and the opera singer they got cheerfully managed most or nearly all of it.
by Eric the .5b
18 Oct 2017, 00:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Replies: 3790
Views: 193685

Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie

Yes, if you compare the drugged cat to a drugged dog doing the same stuff, they look pretty similar. :D
by Eric the .5b
16 Oct 2017, 23:36
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Setec Astronomy
Replies: 1328
Views: 49588

Re: Setec Astronomy

Yeah, it's a Hell of a thing.
by Eric the .5b
16 Oct 2017, 23:35
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Tiny Triumphs
Replies: 931
Views: 46441

Re: Tiny Triumphs

I may have managed to dayshift, after basically not sleeping last night due to insomnia, but still making a morning appointment. We'll see...
by Eric the .5b
16 Oct 2017, 23:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread
Replies: 223
Views: 12433

Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Painboy wrote:
16 Oct 2017, 23:02
Just in case you needed a reason to hate Steven Seagal and Joe Arpaio more, Mr. Balko has something for you.
Holy shit.

Will nobody rid us of these turbulent assholes?
by Eric the .5b
16 Oct 2017, 17:42
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: DB's absolutely amazing sci/tech thread
Replies: 732
Views: 39745

Re: DB's absolutely amazing sci/tech thread

That Prototaxites article is actually one of the better Wikipedia articles I've read, recently.
by Eric the .5b
13 Oct 2017, 22:02
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Pleading the 25th
Replies: 52
Views: 667

Re: Pleading the 25th

Yeah, it's pretty universal. I killed an indignant rant thread elsewhere on that silly Northrop-Grumman promo comic Marvel cancelled by pointing out how the same people going "OMG that horrible company makes drones!" today were going "drones are the best solution Our Wonderful President can use!" ju...
by Eric the .5b
13 Oct 2017, 03:57
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2299
Views: 104863

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

I did not realize last night was the season premiers of the various Fox network cartoons until I saw the recordings on my DVR. Bob's Burgers is usually my favorite of the three, but last night's episode was weird -- apparently they had some contest seeking fan art, and the winners got to see their ...
by Eric the .5b
13 Oct 2017, 03:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1317
Views: 48672

Re: Home $weet Home

I've seen a couple of possums since moving to Georgia. Damn , those things are ugly. Like giant rats that sharpened their faces in a pencil sharpener. And big, creepy eyes. I once got out of my car and looked up right into the face of one perched on a fence, motionless, staring in apparent alarm at...
by Eric the .5b
13 Oct 2017, 03:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1317
Views: 48672

Re: Home $weet Home

Has anyone ever had luck with those ultrasound things for mice & such? My neighbor had luck with getting rid of a family of possums that way. Did he call the big one Bitey? Heh. No. :) Of course, I forgot that he was also live-trapping the things and releasing them miles away. That had to have an a...