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by Ellie
Today, 13:07
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our Friends, The House of Saud
Replies: 186
Views: 3840

Re: Our Friends, The House of Saud

Oh my god, Marco Rubio, FUCK OFF. Then fuck off some more. Fuck right off the edge of a cliff.
by Ellie
Today, 13:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Marriage is Totally Gay
Replies: 1159
Views: 39632

Re: Marriage is Totally Gay

Look, I think the whole possible push for "certain federal agencies must define gender by the sex assigned at birth" is super duper gross, and stupid and useless and I oppose it with every fiber of my being. But can we PLEASE stop saying things like "Trump's going to make a law" (he can't make laws ...
by Ellie
Today, 12:49
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1683
Views: 67330

Re: Home $weet Home

For exteriors, you need one to look like an ultramodern metal box, one to look like a tiny cottage, and one to look like a log cabin (these are the three looks that everyone fights over). Make sure they have a deck or large porch because god fucking forbid you put a lawn chair down on the grass like...
by Ellie
Today, 11:02
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1683
Views: 67330

Re: Home $weet Home

The whole tiny house movement makes me :roll: The thing where they gush about how much they want to live in a dollhouse. The worst is when the guy that built it goes “and here’s how you change your table into a bed” and it takes ten minutes and you have to put the cushions outside while you’re doin...
by Ellie
Today, 00:08
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1683
Views: 67330

Re: Home $weet Home

Tonight I'm watching (with equal parts interest and hateful judgment) This episode's buyer wears 300 pounds of turquoise jewelry, works as an "equine artist" painting hideous pictures of leering horse heads, and is recovering from Lyme disease (oh yeah I am so sure). I hate her so much :lol: :lol: ...
by Ellie
Yesterday, 23:08
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1683
Views: 67330

Re: Home $weet Home

Tonight I'm watching (with equal parts interest and hateful judgment) Tiny House Hunters and it is amazing to me how many people will stand in the middle of a <300 sq ft house and whine, "But where will my friends/family sleep when they come to visit?" IN A FUCKING HOTEL, GEEZ
by Ellie
20 Oct 2018, 01:09
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our Friends, The House of Saud
Replies: 186
Views: 3840

Re: Our Friends, The House of Saud

Maybe the internet stole it back when Kolohe wasn't paying attention?
by Ellie
18 Oct 2018, 10:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Observations of the Random sort
Replies: 8806
Views: 272113

Re: Observations of the Random sort

Mo wrote:
18 Oct 2018, 04:54
You say this now Jake, but wait until we spend 8 hours in a city council meeting trying to ban mayo.
*already preparing to show up and disrupt the debate* MAYO 4 LIFE
by Ellie
17 Oct 2018, 20:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9354
Views: 337721

Re: Petty annoyances

I've been enjoying the show Good Bones on HGTV -- it certainly doesn't hurt that the younger woman is a super hot freckled redhead -- but the title really annoys me. To me it implies a house that might need some cosmetic work but that is fundamentally well-designed and/or well-built; yet every episo...
by Ellie
17 Oct 2018, 12:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6002
Views: 146303

Re: Orange is the new President

Are thoreau's and lunchstealer's posts the same? I am terrible at those "spot the differences" games.
by Ellie
16 Oct 2018, 11:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6002
Views: 146303

Re: Orange is the new President

Eric the .5b wrote:
16 Oct 2018, 05:52
For all their flaws, I can't imagine any of those guys wanting to hang around with Trump. Nobody with more brain cells than Kanye wants to hang around with Trump.
something something Lincoln sitting there thinking "I need this like I need a hole in the head"
by Ellie
15 Oct 2018, 23:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: WHIMP ACT
Replies: 13
Views: 222

Re: WHIMP ACT

I just came across a blogger whose kids are named Kanyon, Keyne, Koy, Tyce, and Tasyn. *shudders*
by Ellie
12 Oct 2018, 20:52
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1683
Views: 67330

Re: Home $weet Home

I’m a lover of the open plan and the base assumptions of such spaces is use of seating to create separation. For the most part irrespective of anything else, if you can’t deal with seating defining space you need lots of little rooms. It's a bit of a catch-22 because I don't want seating-defined sp...
by Ellie
12 Oct 2018, 15:58
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: WHIMP ACT
Replies: 13
Views: 222

Re: WHIMP ACT

I rise to second my esteemed colleague's support, and offer a friendly amendment, by which the spelling of their children's names would be standardized. No teacher should have to manage a class roster that includes a Brandon, Branndon, and Brandonn, nor a Codie, Cody, and Codi. And nothing that rhy...
by Ellie
12 Oct 2018, 11:14
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ladyfashun
Replies: 496
Views: 21950

Re: Ladyfashun

Painboy wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 11:01
JasonL wrote:
12 Oct 2018, 09:09
It’s not so much the wedginess in itself as the carthartt wedge couture vibe
This was more my thing. It's like if Paris Hilton was invited to a Monster Truck rally and wore these to "blend in."
Yep. It's crossing streams that should not be crossed.

I'm still digging it though :oops:
by Ellie
12 Oct 2018, 00:42
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ladyfashun
Replies: 496
Views: 21950

Re: Ladyfashun

I'm kinda digging it :oops: I assume it's me being a bad lesbian again :lol:
by Ellie
12 Oct 2018, 00:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1892
Views: 110318

Re: Towing the Lion

From a FB group about interior decorating:
What home purchase has given you the biggest bang for your buck?
New lightning! I enjoy it everyday
by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 23:58
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1683
Views: 67330

Re: Home $weet Home

I used some dhex'ese but think i got a straight answer. totally forgot to ask about this but did you mean you were witty and charming with subtle but undeniable bde or you drank half a bottle of cough syrup and played youtube road rage videos? I feel there is an insult aimed at me but can't figure ...
by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 18:13
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5632
Views: 228866

Re: Light laffs

Yeah, I've seen posts where people say "If this posting is still up the item is still available" and I appreciate that. If you're going to call me a stupid ass in the process, ehhhh, fuck off. :lol:
by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 17:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6002
Views: 146303

Re: Orange is the new President

I would be thrilled for Trump to spend only one more day underwater, as long as it was literal.
by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 16:34
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ladyfashun
Replies: 496
Views: 21950

Re: Ladyfashun

Possibly a dispatch from Captain Obvious, but: have you looked at the thrift stores in your area? Almost every such store I've ever seen has a huge (pun unintended) selection of maternity clothes, no doubt because there's always a steady supply of women who recently outgrew -- uh, undergrew? -- the...
by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 16:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Worth a Thousand Lulz
Replies: 809
Views: 50555

Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

NSFW, kinda? Depending on your bosses' ability to translate carved pumpkins into classic internets?

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by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 16:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5632
Views: 228866

Re: Light laffs

JD wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 15:33
From a Craigslist posting:
IF ITS POSTED DONT ASK IF ITS AVAILABLE STUPID ASS
Amen, sir, amen.
No amen from me. At least half the time I inquire about a Craigslist item, it's already been sold.
by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 16:27
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ladyfashun
Replies: 496
Views: 21950

Re: Ladyfashun

The giant pants arrived and they are TOO FUCKING TIGHT jfc
by Ellie
11 Oct 2018, 13:03
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ladyfashun
Replies: 496
Views: 21950

Re: Ladyfashun

Pregnancy is SO glamorous. I ordered some sweatpants from Wal-Mart because nothing else comfy fits. I got the extended size to make sure they'd last through the rest of the pregnancy. Wal-Mart helpfully sends me shipping updates about every five minutes, each one with the subject line: "Information ...