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by Ellie
22 Sep 2018, 18:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 463
Views: 35493

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

Speaking of Nic Cage, a friend made me this sharps container and it is one of my most prized possessions.
by Ellie
22 Sep 2018, 18:04
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 463
Views: 35493

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

Does he talk about THE BEES! ?
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 22:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9018

Re: Putin on the Writs

The scenario of Russia (or anyone) altering voter registration databases is definitely plausible. The scenario of them being able to bump it by a margin small enough not to be immediately apparent YET large enough in the right place for it to actually achieve their desired outcome -- that is far les...
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 19:25
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The Lust to Acquire
Replies: 1437
Views: 69204

Re: The Lust to Acquire

I WANT THAT TOO
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 18:23
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9018

Re: Putin on the Writs

If it's two male hackers naked, tell your friend I'll happily finance his democracy destruction / porno.
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 18:05
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Guns and Whatnot.
Replies: 379
Views: 19510

Re: Guns and Whatnot.

a 3D-printed handgun made of plastic, the same material used in Lego blocks
I hope they meant that it's the exact same type of plastic used in Legos. Because otherwise that's needless sensationalizing.
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 17:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9018

Re: Putin on the Writs

I'm not saying you can't cause problems if you fuck with voter rolls, but I can't imagine that you could have THAT many people showing up on election day and being turned away, enough to affect a national election, and not make it immediately obvious that something was amiss. (As opposed to being ab...
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 16:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9018

Re: Putin on the Writs

My understanding is that voting machines are not connected to the internet (or each other), so even when the machines themselves are easily exploited, you have to physically go to the polls to hack them, and also go around to a bunch of them to make any significant difference. Not impossible, but al...
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 13:03
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86073

Re: Twitter!

I've never understood "bromance" to be implying the dudes are actually gay for each other (or even subconsciously gay for each other). It is a bit of a mocking term, or just a term to imply "look how unusual that is!" -- which does underscore the fact that it's seen as a bit weird for two dudes to f...
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 12:11
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Inequality
Replies: 1341
Views: 44676

Re: Inequality

Seen on a random Facebook post (which I wish I could unsee): I think people seriously just don’t understand how big a billion is. There is literally no reason a single human could ever possibly need a billion dollars, and there is no conceivable way for a single human to “earn” a billion dollars. Yo...
by Ellie
20 Sep 2018, 11:04
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86073

Re: Twitter!

Wasn't there a verse or two in the Song of Solomon which, though hyper-poetic, was clearly describing the man's gorgeous penis? I know the "my head is full of dew" verse is understood to be a reference to pre-ejaculate coming out, but I could've sworn there was a verse said from the woman's perspec...
by Ellie
19 Sep 2018, 22:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86073

Re: Twitter!

Some gay puppet Jesus, maybe
by Ellie
19 Sep 2018, 22:10
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2594
Views: 132542

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

Is anyone watching Castle Rock? I'm only a few minutes in but it seems really dumb. A spooky prison! How groundbreaking! :roll: And it seems like the story might center on the prison guards, which of course just makes me hope Pennywise will pop up soon to fucking murder them all.
by Ellie
19 Sep 2018, 17:52
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86073

Re: Twitter!

So can we at least ship Statler and Waldorf, then?
by Ellie
19 Sep 2018, 14:45
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 276
Views: 9018

Re: Putin on the Writs

Painboy wrote:
19 Sep 2018, 12:48
I hate to use the nuclear option, but you all give me no choice.

This stuff sounds like Glen Beck nonsense. Wrap some goldbug stuff around it and you'll have the full Glen Beck burrito.
Dammit, now I'm craving a burrito. Stupid pregnancy!
by Ellie
19 Sep 2018, 14:41
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2184
Views: 86073

Re: Twitter!

For real, though, Bert and Ernie are gay. If Miss PIggy can be trying to fuck Kermit every five minutes then we can have some damn homo puppets too.
by Ellie
19 Sep 2018, 14:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1579
Views: 64602

Re: Home $weet Home

YAY! They look great!!!
by Ellie
17 Sep 2018, 12:05
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 11915
Views: 676930

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

Confession: everything I know about Morrissey I learned from MST3K

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQR78U6zvGI
by Ellie
17 Sep 2018, 00:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5612
Views: 226355

Re: Light laffs

A great idea, although the execution was not as funny as I wanted it to be.

http://arrestedcloning.tumblr.com/ ("Now the story of a club of clones who found out about everything and the one nefarious company who had no choice but to keep it all together.")
by Ellie
16 Sep 2018, 18:15
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers
Replies: 317
Views: 13497

Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

Ellie wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 01:12
I'm a few episodes in to season 2 of Iron Fist and it's surprisingly decent so far.
About halfway through now and it is SOOOO SLOOOOWWWW OMG.
by Ellie
16 Sep 2018, 11:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 569
Views: 17606

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

I'm just still stuck on "Don't waste eggs." How exactly does he think ovulation works? There's a "release egg now" button on the cervix and the wang pushes it while you're boinking?
by Ellie
15 Sep 2018, 01:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers
Replies: 317
Views: 13497

Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

I'm a few episodes in to season 2 of Iron Fist and it's surprisingly decent so far. Danny is not the massively self-centered whining wang he was before. Colleen is particularly well written and acted; she's a tough and principled woman in a way that feels realistic and likeable. (She's also super du...
by Ellie
13 Sep 2018, 18:06
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread
Replies: 57
Views: 2374

Re: To DVDs and Beyond: The Netflix Thread

I, too, am SO ON BOARD FOR THIS
by Ellie
13 Sep 2018, 17:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: #noshame
Replies: 609
Views: 30273

Re: #noshame

Amazon Prime just recommended a design show called Great Taste, No Money but I totally read it the other way around -- lots of money, no taste -- and damned if I don't want to watch the hell out of that show. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Ellie
13 Sep 2018, 14:14
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Kulturkampf? In my NFL? It's more likely than you think. Football 2018
Replies: 52
Views: 1067

Re: Kulturkampf? In my NFL? It's more likely than you think. Football 2018

Warren wrote:
13 Sep 2018, 13:18
Ellie wrote:
13 Sep 2018, 11:13
I WILL BAN THIS WHOLE SITE, JUST WATCH ME
Hey, are you sure you're allowed to change your sig?
Ha! Well, Temp Cat is pissing all over my bedroom, so I feel confident I won't be getting any permanent pets before the year is out.