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by Ellie
Yesterday, 21:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed
Replies: 302
Views: 5009

Re: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed

I support a movement where all the men go down on tools!
by Ellie
Yesterday, 17:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6505
Views: 205542

Re: Orange is the new President

My personal favorite part is when they say they know he won't fail because he's too much of an egotist to allow himself to look bad, and then the very next sentence is "he has bad hair."
by Ellie
Yesterday, 16:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6505
Views: 205542

Re: Orange is the new President

Shared on Facebook by my mother-in-law: HOW I FEEL ABOUT TRUMP You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city and 4 different ex...
by Ellie
Yesterday, 14:20
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: I just don't get it
Replies: 2930
Views: 105869

Re: I just don't get it

I will admit that since I first made that post*, I've come around a little bit to SOME of the picture-in-picture videos. There was one I saw the other day about trying to survive on a Minecraft server with a difficult player, and the gamer's eyerolls and facepalms did make it funnier. Also, it's pre...
by Ellie
Yesterday, 10:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: I just don't get it
Replies: 2930
Views: 105869

Re: I just don't get it

Video game gameplay videos* (there's a phrase that sounds full of redundancies) that have a picture-in-picture of the gamer's face. It adds fucking fuckall to the finished product to be able to see your slack-jawed mug staring down at your computer screen the entire time you're offering commentary....
by Ellie
12 Jun 2019, 15:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie
Replies: 3915
Views: 241806

Re: Shamelessly Currying Favor with Ellie

Clawpaws! <3 <3 <3
by Ellie
12 Jun 2019, 13:37
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The son of "What the hell are YOU staring at?"
Replies: 7881
Views: 290032

Re: The son of

thoreau wrote:
11 Jun 2019, 02:34
I'm watching What If on Netflix. Two episodes in I have some issues with the writing, but I highly recommend that Ellie watch the end of the second episode: three dudes have sex with each other.

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by Ellie
09 Jun 2019, 18:34
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4778
Views: 227264

Re: Food

I haven't had this recipe myself but a friend of mine made it today and is raving about it, so I'm sharing it because why not?

Samin Nosrat's Soy-Braised Short Ribs
by Ellie
07 Jun 2019, 18:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2358
Views: 125206

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

I abjectly confess that my entire knowledge of Dr. John is that he popped up once on an episode of Top Chef New Orleans, and that he sings the Curious George theme song. (Side note, does anybody else have trouble finding this thread in the forums because it doesn't seem like it should be in "The Joy...
by Ellie
07 Jun 2019, 17:45
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ladyfashun
Replies: 567
Views: 36086

Re: Ladyfashun

When traveling last week I saw this stunning tall zaftig blonde woman in a gorgeous cream-and-navy-striped jumpsuit, and all I could think of was this article you posted :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Ellie
07 Jun 2019, 10:58
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 12120
Views: 730031

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

I didn't RTFA, but the answer is that it had to be invented so we could have the "Live Laugh Love" Skeletor picture frame. :D
by Ellie
04 Jun 2019, 16:11
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2415
Views: 118891

Re: Twitter!

this is one of those moments where my brain is equally split between "people are geniuses and I'm so glad to live in an era where it's more easy than ever to realize your creative impulses" and "boy I just don't understand Twitter."
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 18:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Silicon Valley Disrupts Its Own Ass
Replies: 199
Views: 13817

Re: Silicon Valley Disrupts Its Own Ass

Warren wrote:
02 Jun 2019, 17:54
Ellie wrote:
02 Jun 2019, 17:08
Mo wrote:
02 Jun 2019, 16:50
There’s still time for my electric penny-farthing startup to hit the market.
See, I would legit rent one of those and toodle around for a day.
I think you have to grow a moustache to toodle.
That's true. I could get a feather fascinator and mow people down, instead!
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 17:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Silicon Valley Disrupts Its Own Ass
Replies: 199
Views: 13817

Re: Silicon Valley Disrupts Its Own Ass

Mo wrote:
02 Jun 2019, 16:50
There’s still time for my electric penny-farthing startup to hit the market.
See, I would legit rent one of those and toodle around for a day.
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 01:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed
Replies: 302
Views: 5009

Re: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed

JasonL wrote:
02 Jun 2019, 00:15
It’s not moral instruction. It’s risk mitigation.
Except for the risk of having to experience bad amateur acting.
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 01:24
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: It's not the size of the screen...
Replies: 2697
Views: 156566

Re: It's not the size of the screen...

And once again Jon Hamm somehow irritates the heck out of me. I have yet to see him in anything post-Mad Men that I didn't find him to be jarringly distracting. I tend to find this true for me, too! The exception was Kimmy Schmidt (which I haven't finished yet so no spoilers please :lol: ). He was ...
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 00:46
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2675
Views: 149476

Re: Video Games!

Also also (I promise this is my last post), speaking of Modspawn playing video games, he's been hopping onto David's accounts on Steam and elsewhere, and David is always signed in as "grylliade." I have decided the new official pronunciation of "grylliade" should be the way Modspawn says it -- "grin...
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 00:45
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2675
Views: 149476

Re: Video Games!

Speaking of being fucking terrible at things, Modspawn's love of io games got me hooked on wormate.io, where you play a worm who (inexplicably) eats cookies and candy to grow bigger. You get all kinds of power-ups so you can get big fast, which is why I like it so much, because it makes me feel acco...
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 00:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Video Games!
Replies: 2675
Views: 149476

Re: Video Games!

Not really a "video" game, but I do play it online. I just discovered Set on the NYT website. I am fucking terrible at it! Haha!

https://www.nytimes.com/puzzles/set
by Ellie
02 Jun 2019, 00:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Marriage is Totally Gay
Replies: 1169
Views: 45646

Re: Marriage is Totally Gay

It's pride month, which on my Facebook feed means shitting on capitalism more than usual month. https://scontent.ffcm1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/61624846_607909086284543_3999919041517977600_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_oc=AQmlaxqGN47dzkA2H2_-EuBXaNVS2vXA7Vb86-OzFenW3rymr53YPRaRqkqopZhFdrk&_nc_ht=scontent.ff...
by Ellie
01 Jun 2019, 23:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed
Replies: 302
Views: 5009

Re: Intellectualism: Dark and Webbed

You must work in a very different place than I do. If I stood up and said "Jesus is bullshit" I might get some looks but I also might get a laugh. If I stood up and said "Diversity was bullshit" I'd get reported to HR at a minimum and likely get taken aside and reprimanded. Worse case there I would...
by Ellie
31 May 2019, 03:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 560
Views: 49432

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

Warren wrote:
30 May 2019, 13:40
lunchstealer wrote:
30 May 2019, 13:27
Warren wrote:
30 May 2019, 10:24
OMG Ramen noodles... I could have easily gotten 10x better results, with 1/10th the effort and without sacrificing any kitchen hardware. Could you?
Absolutely. I use my greatest kitchen multitasker - my wallet.
AKA Jason's toolbox
I quote that line SO OFTEN.
by Ellie
30 May 2019, 12:29
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Putin on the Writs
Replies: 751
Views: 33987

Re: Putin on the Writs

"I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected." I love this wording. :lol:
by Ellie
30 May 2019, 10:13
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 560
Views: 49432

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

JasonL wrote:
30 May 2019, 08:50
Peeps are the worst
BANNED
She's super cute. Unbanned.
by Ellie
29 May 2019, 11:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Masculinity, so fragile
Replies: 686
Views: 30241

Re: Masculinity, so fragile

I keep misreading "globohomo" as "glob o' homo." Which just sounds gross. :lol: