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by Ellie
Yesterday, 11:36
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers
Replies: 481
Views: 34858

Re: To Infinity War and Beyond: the MCU Thread with Spoilers

Hugh Akston wrote:
Yesterday, 11:22
My recurring thought watching Luke Cage season 2 is if I'm out here waiting for Shades and Comanche to just bone already what must poor Ellie have endured?
:lol: :lol: :lol: <3 <3 <3 Thank you for being witness to my suffering!
by Ellie
Yesterday, 10:22
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: 400 ppm
Replies: 318
Views: 16645

Re: 400 ppm

I self-flagellate to atone for the climate sins of my generation, using a whip made out of braided black rhino hide
by Ellie
Yesterday, 10:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: 400 ppm
Replies: 318
Views: 16645

Re: 400 ppm

Well, we can share our own here! I promise not to moderate any!
by Ellie
17 Sep 2019, 21:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Arbeit Macht Frei
Replies: 47
Views: 2016

Re: Arbeit Macht Frei




Am I missing something or being a heartless bitch to not think this is out of line for GM? Like, it's not great optics, but if you're not working for your employer at the moment why should they be paying your benefits?
by Ellie
17 Sep 2019, 21:41
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2740
Views: 145518

Re: Twitter!

Hugh Akston wrote:
17 Sep 2019, 17:40
Ellie wrote:
17 Sep 2019, 17:28
Can someone explain this joke to me?

Lewandowski was charged with assault for grabbing a reporter at a Trump rally who was approaching Daddy with a pen. He claimed he thought it was a weapon.
Thank you so much! <3 <3
by Ellie
17 Sep 2019, 17:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Twitter!
Replies: 2740
Views: 145518

Re: Twitter!

Can someone explain this joke to me?

by Ellie
17 Sep 2019, 15:38
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile intertubez finds
Replies: 12262
Views: 766682

Re: Worthwhile intertubez finds

WOW.
by Ellie
16 Sep 2019, 19:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 372
Views: 33919

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

I was anti-possum, but after reading this thread and discovering they eat ticks, I am firmly Team Possum. Fucking ticks.
by Ellie
16 Sep 2019, 13:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6945
Views: 253468

Re: Orange is the new President

It kind of looks like I typed "loo loo loo." Which is also pee adjacent!
by Ellie
16 Sep 2019, 13:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6945
Views: 253468

Re: Orange is the new President

lololololololol
by Ellie
14 Sep 2019, 11:43
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 2104
Views: 108382

Re: Home $weet Home

I was up with the baby a bit last night and ended up down another YouTube rabbit hole of people who have tricked out their vans for camping or full-time living. a. I must not be enough of a dog lover because you couldn't pay me enough* to bring a pet on that setup, but lots and lots of "vandwellers"...
by Ellie
13 Sep 2019, 14:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 2104
Views: 108382

Re: Home $weet Home

My latest tiny house viewing binge is Tiny House Nation . The two hosts (with a STRONG off-brand American Pickers vibe) visit wannabe tiny house owners and their builders, helping solve problems that could not be more staged if they were taking place on an actual stage. Some of the storage solutions...
by Ellie
11 Sep 2019, 12:20
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: GET OFF MY LAWN!
Replies: 51
Views: 3077

Re: GET OFF MY LAWN!

The percentage of my social media feed made up of people saying, "I don't remember 9/11 because I was too young when it happened ..."

(and the fact that this percentage is just going to keep growing)
by Ellie
10 Sep 2019, 15:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6945
Views: 253468

Re: Orange is the new President

Seen on Twitter (@SirajAHashmi):
Trump: "Hey John, can you come in here a sec? Shut the door."

Bolton: "What can I do for you, Mr. President?"

Trump: "John, I mustache you for your resignation."

Bolton:
by Ellie
10 Sep 2019, 14:37
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Money for Nothing: the Universal Basic Income
Replies: 644
Views: 18408

Re: Money for Nothing: the Universal Basic Income

"Plus, the Freedom Dividend would actually help many more Americans live where they want to" (not sure how that works) This is JasonL's "get out of your dying small town and move to an affordable city" thing. I thought it was the reverse, "you'll be able to stay in your dying small town because of ...
by Ellie
09 Sep 2019, 17:05
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: In the Not Too Distant Future...
Replies: 103
Views: 7086

Re: In the Not Too Distant Future...

If I were being introduced to MST3K, I'd almost want to stay away from the outright 'best' ones (like Space Mutiny), because there's just nowhere to go up from there. That's a good point! There was one I saw part of recently, with girls at a convent I think, and Paul Anka? I don't remember what it ...
by Ellie
09 Sep 2019, 17:01
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: In the Not Too Distant Future...
Replies: 103
Views: 7086

Re: In the Not Too Distant Future...

Space Mutiny, Final Sacrifice, and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians are all solid for an introductory episode. Pod People is good too -- we showed it to a bunch of our friends who hadn't seen MST3K and it went over well. Mitchell is one of the all time greatest riffs in my opinion, but you'd need t...
by Ellie
09 Sep 2019, 12:56
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4801
Views: 246321

Re: Food

dhex wrote:
08 Sep 2019, 21:04
That's half the fun of spicy food dude.
For sho!
by Ellie
08 Sep 2019, 15:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1966
Views: 138000

Re: Towing the Lion

I joined a wig group on Facebook and it is surprising and hilarious how very very many times people typo while talking about it. What kind of shampoo should I use on my wogs? I really like the wog on the left You have to buy from a reliable wog manufacturer Spotted today: "It takes a few days to ad...
by Ellie
07 Sep 2019, 16:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1966
Views: 138000

Re: Towing the Lion

"My car just failed inspection because I had glided into a poll and knocked my headlight out of alignment."
by Ellie
07 Sep 2019, 10:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6999
Views: 263714

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

@tweetsbyrocket
[hogwarts]

plumber: i've come to do the pipes

salazar slytherin: make sure they're big enough for a giant snake

plumber: why

salazar slytherin: no reason
by Ellie
07 Sep 2019, 08:42
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: the list of those things which are not food
Replies: 1022
Views: 57150

Re: the list of those things which are not food

Mo wrote:
06 Sep 2019, 18:42
I would be all over that dude’s interpretation of the ‘banger de mash’.

ETA: Sorry Ellie, that came out way gayer than anticipated.
Never apologize for gayness! :D
by Ellie
07 Sep 2019, 06:13
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Quotable quotes
Replies: 1543
Views: 100656

Re: Quotable quotes

On a discussion about sex workers: "Clearly sex is labor. It's called a blowjob, not a blowgift."
by Ellie
06 Sep 2019, 16:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Towing the Lion
Replies: 1966
Views: 138000

Re: Towing the Lion

"When I broke up with him, he was devastated. I think he still is. He wants to get back together. He’s tried a few grand jesters over the past 18 months."
by Ellie
06 Sep 2019, 11:22
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2424
Views: 138834

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

Confession: when I saw the news I thought, "Wait, didn't he die like 10 years ago?" It took me a little while to realize I was mixing him up with the House episode "The Tyrant."