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by Ellie
Today, 13:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 7530
Views: 354023

Re: Orange is the new President

Why do people seem to credulously take Trump's "No one could have ever..." statements as anything more than Trump trying to minimize the fact that tons of people were saying whatever they relate to, and he just didn't listen? He's said it over and over again the whole time he's been in the spotligh...
by Ellie
Yesterday, 17:42
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Jadagul wrote:
Yesterday, 16:02
when I want bread I just pinch some off.
*snickers like a fourth grader*
by Ellie
01 Apr 2020, 18:20
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Techno-Bleg Thread
Replies: 3042
Views: 163359

Re: The Techno-Bleg Thread

Additional benefit of Zoom is that if you have an order of service, you can make it into a Powerpoint that you play along with the broadcast so everyone at home can follow along. That worked really well for us last week (and bonus, not too hard to update week to week). Edited to add: the pre-recorde...
by Ellie
01 Apr 2020, 18:19
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Techno-Bleg Thread
Replies: 3042
Views: 163359

Re: The Techno-Bleg Thread

Is she expected to broadcast on a Sunday morning? Because right now Facebook Live is SHIT on Sunday mornings -- everyone is trying to livestream services at the same time and broadcasts can't maintain any connection. Throw in a bunch of older parishioners trying to figure out how to watch a livestre...
by Ellie
01 Apr 2020, 18:09
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random covid-19 observations
Replies: 130
Views: 1316

Re: Random covid-19 observations

Shem wrote:
01 Apr 2020, 14:54
Jennifer wrote:
01 Apr 2020, 14:32
When the current crop of minor children comes of age, their generation will have far higher rates of OCD/germophobic tendencies than any of their parents or grandparents did.
That's not how OCD works.
Thank you. <3
by Ellie
01 Apr 2020, 18:02
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Hugh Akston wrote:
01 Apr 2020, 12:06
I mostly posted it for Ellie
You know me so well, and I love you so much.
by Ellie
01 Apr 2020, 11:08
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Worth a Thousand Lulz
Replies: 832
Views: 69735

Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

All right, got that link fixed now I think.
by Ellie
31 Mar 2020, 23:36
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Worth a Thousand Lulz
Replies: 832
Views: 69735

Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

by Ellie
28 Mar 2020, 15:10
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 7530
Views: 354023

Re: Orange is the new President

It's definitely a case of "maybe you're in the right, but now is NOT the time."
by Ellie
27 Mar 2020, 23:50
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 7530
Views: 354023

Re: Orange is the new President

The Bureau of Indian Affairs today told the Mashpee Wampanoag tribe that the Secretary of the Interior has ordered that their reservation be disestablished and their land be taken out of trust. https://mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov/news/2020/3/27/message-from-the-chairman-we-will-take-action-to-pre...
by Ellie
27 Mar 2020, 10:39
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Dreams (not those crushed by the weight of unfulfilled life)
Replies: 574
Views: 68256

Re: Dreams (not those crushed by the weight of unfulfilled life)

I dreamed I bought a male sex android to practice on, because I wanted to learn how to twist male nipples really hard, but was too hesitant to do it with human partners. The android and I kept trying to sneak off and have sex, but my kids kept finding us and interrupting us. Pretty soon even the and...
by Ellie
26 Mar 2020, 13:20
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Warren wrote:
26 Mar 2020, 12:22
Maybe worse than the New Deal.
There's probably a joke to be made about Dorothea Lange photography meeting the selfie era, but I'm way too tired to get there.
by Ellie
24 Mar 2020, 23:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

I have been spending wayyyyyy too much on takeout food the past few weeks, and justifying it as supporting local businesses.

I hope they send out those Trump Bucks soon because I'm gonna blow the whole check soon... :lol:
by Ellie
23 Mar 2020, 16:06
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Somebody I follow on Twitter has COVID-19 symptoms, albeit fairly mild, and was stressed about not getting tested because he thought if he could confirm he had it, he'd feel able to resume going out in public once he'd recovered. Though I suppose that assumes having it confers immunity thereafter --...
by Ellie
22 Mar 2020, 01:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Pick Your Poisson
Replies: 1556
Views: 95427

Re: Pick Your Poisson

The "Where is Joe Biden" flap has become my current favorite conspiracy theory (though nothing will ever top "Antoni from Queer Eye can't cook")
by Ellie
21 Mar 2020, 19:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Surprise! It's Government's Good Side
Replies: 912
Views: 64020

Re: Surprise! It's Government's Good Side

I've been moved to work-from-home starting Monday, and all my plans towards separating from my spouse and moving out have been put on hold. And I'm trying to stay sober. I think if the local government didn't require an assload of building permits, I'd be spending the next six weeks trying to stave ...
by Ellie
21 Mar 2020, 15:18
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

dead_elvis wrote:
21 Mar 2020, 14:28
LOVE: Families & kiddos in Broadview Heights come out and do the Pledge of Allegiance together every morning while schools are shut down. Social distancing done right!
Can COVID-19 be transmitted in vomit? Because this is making me barf UNSTOPPABLY
by Ellie
21 Mar 2020, 07:59
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2593
Views: 167055

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

One for the "I'm sorry to hear that he's dead although truth be told I thought he was already" category for me.
by Ellie
19 Mar 2020, 09:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

dbcooper wrote:
19 Mar 2020, 09:00
A friend was working on a big HBO/Sky TV series, now it's indefinitely closed down. Maybe for the best, because it was heading for disaster.
I was actually wondering if all this is going to mean no new TV gets made for a while, and if it will be like the writers' strike.
by Ellie
17 Mar 2020, 13:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

nicole wrote:
17 Mar 2020, 12:12
Eg

Meanwhile, I have to keep coming in to the office and I'm super jealous of all the people who get to stay home with their kids. *kicks pebble*
by Ellie
16 Mar 2020, 15:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

Today's bad Twitter take: "If Idris Fucking Elba can self-quarantine, you can too." Uhhhh I'm pretty sure he can do a LOT of things I can't do
by Ellie
16 Mar 2020, 15:22
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

My Trump-loving mother-in-law keeps posting stuff mocking all the coronavirus fears. I keep knee-jerk thinking "I hope YOU get coronavirus" and then feeling guilty. But if I see one more shared shitty meme from her I'm not even going to feel guilty anymore Two days later and she's fully switched ge...
by Ellie
16 Mar 2020, 13:59
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!
Replies: 800
Views: 13581

Re: Corona(virus)? ITS NOT EVEN BEER DAMMIT!!!

I don't know what it means when translated but I really like the word "pbzzrag." It would make a good all-purpose insult.
by Ellie
13 Mar 2020, 16:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.
Replies: 323
Views: 51006

Re: Sig Line Graveyard; the phpBB edition.

Dammit! I got rid of that one way too soon!