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by Tuco
14 Aug 2018, 07:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Groping Resistance - Pfft.
Replies: 1061
Views: 32784

Re: Groping Resistance - Pfft.

Cocksuckers.
by Tuco
10 Aug 2018, 06:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Questions for the Grylliade Non-Hive Mind
Replies: 673
Views: 28153

Re: Questions for the Grylliade Non-Hive Mind

Make sure your mechanic has a hairstyle that's at least 20 years out of date. A mullet on a balding guy is the best. Also, he should be listening to The Allman Brothers.
by Tuco
05 Aug 2018, 06:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6540
Views: 198606

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

That'll make her change her mind.
by Tuco
01 Aug 2018, 06:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1340
Views: 45706

Re: cars and how they get that way

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
31 Jul 2018, 12:31
And you got dinner!
Kitty jerky!
by Tuco
01 Aug 2018, 06:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1340
Views: 45706

Re: cars and how they get that way

Ellie wrote:
31 Jul 2018, 13:59
I thought this thread was cars and how they get that way, not cats and how they get that way.
I'm not good at following rules.
by Tuco
01 Aug 2018, 06:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1340
Views: 45706

Re: cars and how they get that way

dhex wrote:
31 Jul 2018, 12:14
I'm presuming dead cat isn't a term of art for something engine related?
Nope. Critters I can recognize. All that other bullshit under the hood is another matter.
by Tuco
31 Jul 2018, 06:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1340
Views: 45706

Re: cars and how they get that way

Last time I went to the mailbox I noticed the temperature gauge on my pickup was acting a little goofy, running cool at speed and heating up at idle. So I figure I've got a fan clutch going out, maybe a thermostat, and seeing as how I've been expressly forbidden from ever working on my own vehicle, ...
by Tuco
22 Jul 2018, 07:43
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3289
Views: 129867

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

Highway wrote:
21 Jul 2018, 20:23
We've had about 2.5 inches of rain today, and expecting another inch or so before morning. Just constant rain all day.
I'm jealous.
by Tuco
21 Jul 2018, 07:05
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ragequits
Replies: 26
Views: 394

Re: Ragequits

Warren wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 12:21
Tuco wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 06:23
Ellie wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 10:31
Who else wants to see a documentary about Tuco's life? *waving hand wildly*
Only if you edit out all the times I got bucked off.
Deal. Those will play along side the credits to the tune of Yakkity Sax.
That'd be some loooooong credits.
by Tuco
20 Jul 2018, 06:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ragequits
Replies: 26
Views: 394

Re: Ragequits

Ellie wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 10:31
Who else wants to see a documentary about Tuco's life? *waving hand wildly*
Only if you edit out all the times I got bucked off.
by Tuco
20 Jul 2018, 06:19
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ragequits
Replies: 26
Views: 394

Re: Ragequits

Warren wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 09:26
Tuco wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 06:23
I've never played video games, though once I beat a chainsaw to death with an axe. It was glorious. I'm smiling now as I remember.
The irony is glorious, but didn't that ruin your axe?
It didn't do it any favors, but fuck that chainsaw.
by Tuco
19 Jul 2018, 06:27
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4166
Views: 150340

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

You subsidize it.
by Tuco
19 Jul 2018, 06:24
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Tiny Triumphs
Replies: 995
Views: 58999

Re: Tiny Triumphs

Kolohe wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 01:46
Caught 25.4 lbs of wild salmon, had it frozen and shipped back to my home.

(The effective all-in per pound cost was...not economical. Not *completely* ridiculous, but even Whole Foods would have a better price).
Damn, that sounds good.
by Tuco
19 Jul 2018, 06:23
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ragequits
Replies: 26
Views: 394

Re: Ragequits

I've never played video games, though once I beat a chainsaw to death with an axe. It was glorious. I'm smiling now as I remember.
by Tuco
18 Jul 2018, 08:54
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5698
Views: 133477

Re: Orange is the new President

Aresen wrote:
17 Jul 2018, 15:02
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Seriously? You're posting this in front of Ellie's salad?!
by Tuco
18 Jul 2018, 08:45
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Worth a Thousand Lulz
Replies: 798
Views: 48869

Re: Worth a Thousand Lulz

The "Right in front of my salad" meme HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING OMG IT'S ELLIE CHRISTMAS TODAY https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/right-in-front-of-my-salad?utm_term=.wsGvAgoJV#.dlo73E0yx I never thought I'd be living in a world where a gay porn star would say that it's cool to be viral.
by Tuco
16 Jul 2018, 06:29
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3289
Views: 129867

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

It's nice to see these creeks running again.
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by Tuco
16 Jul 2018, 06:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3289
Views: 129867

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

Aresen wrote:
15 Jul 2018, 10:31
Tuco wrote:
15 Jul 2018, 07:50
Finally got some rain.
The forecast here is no rain for several weeks and British Columbia is already having a bad fire season. :(
Buddy, I feel your pain.
by Tuco
15 Jul 2018, 07:50
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3289
Views: 129867

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

Finally got some rain.
by Tuco
14 Jul 2018, 06:38
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Oh Florida...
Replies: 149
Views: 9271

Re: Oh Florida...

Some young cowboys in Prescott Arizona decided to save money on a motel room by renting spaces in the parking garage right behind Whiskey Row. Cops woke 'em up to charge them with DUI, charges stuck because they had access to their keys. This makes no sense. They would have had equal 'access to the...
by Tuco
14 Jul 2018, 06:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Oh Florida...
Replies: 149
Views: 9271

Re: Oh Florida...

Some young cowboys in Prescott Arizona decided to save money on a motel room by renting spaces in the parking garage right behind Whiskey Row. Cops woke 'em up to charge them with DUI, charges stuck because they had access to their keys. As a friend of mine puts it, a person can get a DUI in Arizon...
by Tuco
13 Jul 2018, 06:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Oh Florida...
Replies: 149
Views: 9271

Re: Oh Florida...

Some young cowboys in Prescott Arizona decided to save money on a motel room by renting spaces in the parking garage right behind Whiskey Row. Cops woke 'em up to charge them with DUI, charges stuck because they had access to their keys.
by Tuco
08 Jul 2018, 09:35
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This is the thread for people who died, died.
Replies: 2223
Views: 100780

Re: This is the thread for people who died, died.

I agree that they don't want to be confronted with it, which is why they use euphemisms like execution or capital punishment. I'm skeptical that the optics are the lynchpin holding up that and other abominable institutions. I fear that if they were broadcast live you would see a society with more n...
by Tuco
08 Jul 2018, 09:20
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Op-ediots
Replies: 355
Views: 11449

Re: Op-ediots

Warren wrote:
07 Jul 2018, 16:21
Mo wrote:
07 Jul 2018, 16:09
The giant inflatable rat isn't a joke, it's a menace.
Ha ha ha. The Christian Bale Newsies shout out is a nice touch.

Speaking of Unions, MO votes on Right To Work in a few weeks. Wish us luck.
Good luck, you MOs.
by Tuco
06 Jul 2018, 07:37
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Music for the Masses
Replies: 1134
Views: 76777

Re: Music for the Masses

Ween rule.