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by Tuco
18 Jan 2019, 06:02
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our Friends, The House of Saud
Replies: 220
Views: 7912

Re: Our Friends, The House of Saud

I have not been able to sleep since Aresen let this cat out of the bag.
by Tuco
17 Jan 2019, 06:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 339
Views: 17580

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Just in case you all were wondering if I'm really crazy. It's a pleasing crazy. If we have to have a jobs program, why not running around, picking up people walking through the desert, and giving them water, basic medical care, and a ride to civilization? Or Californian cities, too. There are peopl...
by Tuco
17 Jan 2019, 06:19
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our Friends, The House of Saud
Replies: 220
Views: 7912

Re: Our Friends, The House of Saud

Nickleback suddenly makes sense. Canada is wiley. And clever.
by Tuco
16 Jan 2019, 06:51
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 339
Views: 17580

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Just in case you all were wondering if I'm really crazy. It's a pleasing crazy. If we have to have a jobs program, why not running around, picking up people walking through the desert, and giving them water, basic medical care, and a ride to civilization? Or Californian cities, too. There are peopl...
by Tuco
16 Jan 2019, 06:30
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 339
Views: 17580

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Pham Nuwen wrote:
15 Jan 2019, 11:46
I like you, Tuco. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
by Tuco
16 Jan 2019, 06:16
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our Friends, The House of Saud
Replies: 220
Views: 7912

Re: Our Friends, The House of Saud

Aresen wrote:
15 Jan 2019, 21:40
(And, if it comes to war, we'll drop Celine Dion on them.)
You monsters.
by Tuco
16 Jan 2019, 06:13
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6151
Views: 164583

Re: Orange is the new President

Maybe they don't have the heater on, or have it on stupid-low. My recollection from the few meetings I went to there and the input of others who had worked there was that the place is insanely difficult to heat, as you'd expect from a 200-year-old building. Supposedly, Truman described it as "the c...
by Tuco
15 Jan 2019, 08:33
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 339
Views: 17580

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Just in case you all were wondering if I'm really crazy.
by Tuco
15 Jan 2019, 08:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 339
Views: 17580

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Call me cynical, but border policy has always made more sense to me as a jobs program. There's a lot of people driving around in their white and green paddy wagons drawing a good paycheck. Keeping evil drugs or evil beaners out is just the rationalization for all this. Lots of money to be made build...
by Tuco
15 Jan 2019, 08:20
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 339
Views: 17580

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Anybody remember last time we kicked this stupid football around? Post 9-11? It was all, "Ahhhh! the Muslims are coming across the border to commit acts of terrorism, we need to build a wall! We find prayer shawls and Korans and shit all over! Ahhhhh!" I have never found a single person who's actual...
by Tuco
15 Jan 2019, 08:04
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 339
Views: 17580

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Crisis, my ass.
by Tuco
15 Jan 2019, 07:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6151
Views: 164583

Re: Orange is the new President

I'm just sad that George Carlin isn't here to see this.
by Tuco
14 Jan 2019, 07:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds
Replies: 484
Views: 39303

Re: Worthwhile YouTubez Finds

I lke my food to be carbon based, thank you.
by Tuco
12 Jan 2019, 06:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Libertarian Diskanen
Replies: 116
Views: 1874

Re: Libertarian Diskanen

Think of it more as being in the Friend Zone with the status quo. Once you show them how reasonable and level-headed you are by going along with whatever they do, they're bound to start respecting your views. Are you actually willing to burn it all down? If not, you're right in there too. If so ......
by Tuco
09 Jan 2019, 07:24
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Food
Replies: 4651
Views: 202769

Re: Food

This could in Raising Little Liberty Lovers, but there's a joint here in town called Jus' Mac . They do a good mac and cheese, but nothing mindblowing. I took the tr0gling there once because, hey, all American kids like (or will eat) mac and cheese. In response I got this immortal complaint: "I did...
by Tuco
08 Jan 2019, 09:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3366
Views: 141073

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

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Snow recently. Closed down the highway between Janos and Agua Prieta. It doesn't last long here, though.
by Tuco
08 Jan 2019, 08:05
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Petty annoyances
Replies: 9436
Views: 353159

Re: Petty annoyances

It's aliens.
by Tuco
05 Jan 2019, 07:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How do you solve a problem like a MAGA?
Replies: 175
Views: 3114

Re: How do you solve a problem like a MAGA?

thoreau wrote:
03 Jan 2019, 11:28
Mo wrote:[ the crazy stuff he said like
...
"smoking doesn't cause cancer because all smokers don't die of cancer"
I had no idea that Christian Dominionist Mike Pence was an Objectivist! :)

On an unrelated note, my autocorrect guessed that I was trying to type Mike Pendejo.
Your autocorrect knows.
by Tuco
24 Dec 2018, 06:10
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Podcasts - Watcha listening to?
Replies: 502
Views: 29509

Re: Podcasts - Watcha listening to?

So often those cult leaders are described as "charismatic," and man, they just seem like goobers. Remember the Heaven's Gate guy? Koresh? I wouldn't have followed those sons of bitches to the 7-11 if I was jonesing for a goddamn Snickers, but you hear quite often about how charismatic they are. Peo...
by Tuco
21 Dec 2018, 06:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Road to Damascus
Replies: 687
Views: 38438

Re: The Road to Damascus

I'm cynical and skeptical and refuse to get my hopes up, but damn, if that orange fucker did that, it'd be good.
by Tuco
21 Dec 2018, 06:24
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Podcasts - Watcha listening to?
Replies: 502
Views: 29509

Re: Podcasts - Watcha listening to?

So often those cult leaders are described as "charismatic," and man, they just seem like goobers. Remember the Heaven's Gate guy? Koresh? I wouldn't have followed those sons of bitches to the 7-11 if I was jonesing for a goddamn Snickers, but you hear quite often about how charismatic they are. Peop...
by Tuco
21 Dec 2018, 06:04
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Familiar spirits
Replies: 109
Views: 5660

Re: Familiar spirits

Yeah, that'll make one cranky. Good luck with the treatment.
by Tuco
16 Dec 2018, 06:47
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1810
Views: 113541

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

Aresen wrote:
15 Dec 2018, 10:36

Hope that saddle had one of those unconditional warranties. Top quality western saddles are works of art.
Yeah, he came out okay, but it's still funny.
by Tuco
16 Dec 2018, 06:43
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1810
Views: 113541

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

I broke a tree once, but it was an old saddle, roped a maverick bull running downhill and forked a tree, him on one side, me and the knothead I was riding on the other. TMI! You forked a tree and broke it? Damn Tuco, you're covered in more manly that Theodor Roosevelt. Broke the saddle tree. And I'...
by Tuco
15 Dec 2018, 06:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: A thread for mocking politicians
Replies: 1007
Views: 54189

Re: A thread for mocking politicians

In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas, in the Navy, you can set your mind at ease.