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by Tuco
Yesterday, 06:47
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1810
Views: 111796

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

Aresen wrote:
15 Dec 2018, 10:36

Hope that saddle had one of those unconditional warranties. Top quality western saddles are works of art.
Yeah, he came out okay, but it's still funny.
by Tuco
Yesterday, 06:43
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1810
Views: 111796

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

I broke a tree once, but it was an old saddle, roped a maverick bull running downhill and forked a tree, him on one side, me and the knothead I was riding on the other. TMI! You forked a tree and broke it? Damn Tuco, you're covered in more manly that Theodor Roosevelt. Broke the saddle tree. And I'...
by Tuco
15 Dec 2018, 06:21
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: A thread for mocking politicians
Replies: 1003
Views: 52672

Re: A thread for mocking politicians

In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas, in the Navy, you can set your mind at ease.
by Tuco
15 Dec 2018, 06:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1810
Views: 111796

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

Ah, gotcha. English saddle, I guess. All this time I thought it was a cowboy saddle. Hell, I'd probably have fallen off. I broke a tree once, but it was an old saddle, roped a maverick bull running downhill and forked a tree, him on one side, me and the knothead I was riding on the other. Funniest s...
by Tuco
14 Dec 2018, 06:34
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good
Replies: 1810
Views: 111796

Re: And Lo, It Was Declared that Stuff Was Good

I just got off the phone with Custom Saddlery in Aiken, SC, where my saddle is presently in for repair. The saddle tree needs to be replaced, which normally costs US$690. Before I sent the saddle to them, I was told that it was out of warranty (5 years). I saw the estimate and they were going to wa...
by Tuco
13 Dec 2018, 06:08
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1886
Views: 74863

Re: Home $weet Home

After many iterations of "living with roommates I found on Craigslist" I have reached the pinnacle of NYC existence - being able to afford my own place WITHOUT having a significant other. For a (very) brief period I harbored an idea that I wanted to move to Upper Manhattan, but it's super inconveni...
by Tuco
13 Dec 2018, 06:04
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Home $weet Home
Replies: 1886
Views: 74863

Re: Home $weet Home

Aresen wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 16:45
Jake wrote:
11 Dec 2018, 16:26
From watching the video, I have but one question: how much and how often do you enjoy mowing? 'Cause I see a lot of mowing for a future owner.
That's what you have horses for. :lol:
This is correct.
by Tuco
09 Dec 2018, 07:40
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Our Friends, The House of Saud
Replies: 204
Views: 6576

Re: Our Friends, The House of Saud

Thanks for that, Nicole.
by Tuco
06 Dec 2018, 06:08
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6058
Views: 158510

Re: Orange is the new President

QAnon is Harold Camping talking from the great beyond.
by Tuco
30 Nov 2018, 06:38
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom
Replies: 333
Views: 22134

Re: Heroes and zeroes of the animal kingdom

I'd hate to have to rope the son of a bitch.
by Tuco
28 Nov 2018, 07:31
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: F**k You, Ted Cruz!
Replies: 5
Views: 186

Re: F**k You, Ted Cruz!

Walking definition of the word "oleaginous" right there.
by Tuco
28 Nov 2018, 07:25
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: What are you reading?
Replies: 3078
Views: 134050

Re: What are you reading?

Ada. It's one of those I've read a number of times, and I still feel like there's something still lurking there I can't quite get hold of, maybe next time. Also Nabokov's Butterflies. Find a copy with the drawings.
by Tuco
27 Nov 2018, 04:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 314
Views: 16178

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Well, those fucking 3% Minutemen whatever-the-fuck those camouflage-clad, four-wheeler driving, flag waving assholes who jack off at the thought of shooting some Beaner have been all over the fucking place these last few days, and I hate them. Okay, so national borders are sacrosanct, but you have ...
by Tuco
26 Nov 2018, 06:28
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come
Replies: 314
Views: 16178

Re: If We Build It, They'll Probably Still Come

Well, those fucking 3% Minutemen whatever-the-fuck those camouflage-clad, four-wheeler driving, flag waving assholes who jack off at the thought of shooting some Beaner have been all over the fucking place these last few days, and I hate them. Okay, so national borders are sacrosanct, but you have n...
by Tuco
26 Nov 2018, 05:57
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Market Failure!
Replies: 2293
Views: 146322

Re: Market Failure!

I know some pretty good saddle makers in BC. Lemme know if you want names.
by Tuco
22 Nov 2018, 07:12
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Thanksgiving: the most delicious time of the year
Replies: 132
Views: 3297

Re: Thanksgiving: the most delicious time of the year

Aresen wrote:
21 Nov 2018, 10:36
Enjoy your day of meleagricide. May it be delicious.

At least I get to partake of Black Friday sales. (I have a big list of horse stuff to buy)
I just got a new mule. Now I have a big pile of tack to fix.
by Tuco
22 Nov 2018, 07:11
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: This Life is Absurd
Replies: 122
Views: 7424

Re: This Life is Absurd

What a hustle. Also, how much like a bunch of goddamn musicians to decide to tour with some new guy and oh, yeah, who needs to get shit in writing?
by Tuco
19 Nov 2018, 09:09
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Vote or Die
Replies: 205
Views: 4291

Re: Vote or Die

I didn't even know it was election day till some trucker said something a few days later when we were shipping. I love this job.
by Tuco
19 Nov 2018, 09:06
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6058
Views: 158510

Re: Orange is the new President

dhex wrote:
07 Nov 2018, 18:50
Jeff and Pete
Sitting in a tree
Fuck these guys
Nothing else rhymes
This is true art, man.
by Tuco
02 Oct 2018, 07:40
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5646
Views: 235865

Re: Light laffs

That's great.
by Tuco
10 Sep 2018, 06:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Abortion Thread
Replies: 181
Views: 8457

Re: The Abortion Thread

Bangin my head right now.
by Tuco
06 Sep 2018, 07:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Op-ediots
Replies: 492
Views: 17425

Re: Op-ediots

Hugh Alston is like The Lions' Club, giving all us poor fools glasses so we can see.
by Tuco
01 Sep 2018, 07:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 6058
Views: 158510

Re: Orange is the new President

This child's blood is on Trump's hands. https://www.npr.org/2018/08/28/642738732/a-toddlers-death-adds-to-concerns-about-migrant-detention?utm_campaign=storyshare&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social Sickening. There's also blood on the hands of every one of those son of a bitch petty bureaucra...
by Tuco
31 Aug 2018, 06:39
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Animal Crackers are Capitalist Oppression ZOMG!
Replies: 31
Views: 970

Re: Animal Crackers are Capitalist Oppression ZOMG!

lunchstealer wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 02:59
Warren wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 18:10
Number 6 wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 18:02
Pham Nuwen wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 14:03
When do we work up a number 6 on them?
What now?
Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
You spare the women?
Of course. We're humanitarians.
by Tuco
30 Aug 2018, 07:31
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: tio's neato nature thread
Replies: 1132
Views: 62186

Re: tio's neato nature thread

Same place, a few months apart. Rain is the best.
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