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by Tuco
02 Oct 2018, 07:40
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Light laffs
Replies: 5630
Views: 228588

Re: Light laffs

That's great.
by Tuco
10 Sep 2018, 06:48
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Abortion Thread
Replies: 181
Views: 7543

Re: The Abortion Thread

Bangin my head right now.
by Tuco
06 Sep 2018, 07:17
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Op-ediots
Replies: 432
Views: 14771

Re: Op-ediots

Hugh Alston is like The Lions' Club, giving all us poor fools glasses so we can see.
by Tuco
01 Sep 2018, 07:14
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Orange is the new President
Replies: 5980
Views: 145522

Re: Orange is the new President

This child's blood is on Trump's hands. https://www.npr.org/2018/08/28/642738732/a-toddlers-death-adds-to-concerns-about-migrant-detention?utm_campaign=storyshare&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social Sickening. There's also blood on the hands of every one of those son of a bitch petty bureaucra...
by Tuco
31 Aug 2018, 06:39
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Animal Crackers are Capitalist Oppression ZOMG!
Replies: 31
Views: 618

Re: Animal Crackers are Capitalist Oppression ZOMG!

lunchstealer wrote:
31 Aug 2018, 02:59
Warren wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 18:10
Number 6 wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 18:02
Pham Nuwen wrote:
30 Aug 2018, 14:03
When do we work up a number 6 on them?
What now?
Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
You spare the women?
Of course. We're humanitarians.
by Tuco
30 Aug 2018, 07:31
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: tio's neato nature thread
Replies: 1132
Views: 60644

Re: tio's neato nature thread

Same place, a few months apart. Rain is the best.
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by Tuco
30 Aug 2018, 07:30
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: On the modern electric guitar
Replies: 242
Views: 24645

Re: On the modern electric guitar

Glad you got your amp. Hope it blows your hair back.
by Tuco
30 Aug 2018, 07:24
Forum: Hit & Run Over
Topic: Animal Crackers are Capitalist Oppression ZOMG!
Replies: 31
Views: 618

Re: Animal Crackers are Capitalist Oppression ZOMG!

Pham Nuwen wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:59
Like a true 'murican I haven't read the article. But let me assure you I am riled up. Now. Could someone I agree with already post a summary I can misunderstand and, more importantly, misrepresent to others?
You, sir, are a true patriot.
by Tuco
30 Aug 2018, 07:05
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 647
Views: 21844

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Kolohe wrote:
29 Aug 2018, 16:43
Waiting for someone coming from Phoenix at Washington National, saw Lindsey Graham probably going to Phoenix.
You poor bastard.
by Tuco
30 Aug 2018, 06:42
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread
Replies: 279
Views: 16834

Re: The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Memorial Prison Reform Thread

Bye, Joe, don't let the door hit you in the ass, stupid.
by Tuco
26 Aug 2018, 06:27
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4211
Views: 154620

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

lunchstealer wrote:
25 Aug 2018, 17:52
Shit. I'm assuming you don't need bail money. Fuck that guy.
Somewhere there is a BP agent on a message board telling the same story, and someone is responding "Fuck that guy."

It's almost poetic.
by Tuco
26 Aug 2018, 06:20
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4211
Views: 154620

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Yesterday I learned that if you're pulled over on the side of the road taking a whizz and a Border Patrolman stops and asks you what you're doing, "I'll give you three guesses, Sherlock," is not the way he would like you to answer. *puts popcorn in µ-wave* Tell us more. Usual shit. Lemme see your I...
by Tuco
25 Aug 2018, 07:01
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: You Learn Something New Every Day
Replies: 4211
Views: 154620

Re: You Learn Something New Every Day

Yesterday I learned that if you're pulled over on the side of the road taking a whizz and a Border Patrolman stops and asks you what you're doing, "I'll give you three guesses, Sherlock," is not the way he would like you to answer.
by Tuco
25 Aug 2018, 06:22
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 647
Views: 21844

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Hell, when some of the gals I've been with pull a knife on you, it's damn near like foreplay.
by Tuco
20 Aug 2018, 07:51
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Inequality
Replies: 1341
Views: 45413

Re: Inequality

Pham Nuwen wrote:
19 Aug 2018, 12:03
nicole wrote:
19 Aug 2018, 11:06
Wait, what? I found him annoying and also he’s the Master Troll so.

I definitely consider the move to thinking infanticide is wrong was a mistake.
This message board just gets weirder and weirder.
It's why I love you fuckers.
by Tuco
18 Aug 2018, 06:17
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: The Lust to Acquire
Replies: 1438
Views: 70015

Re: The Lust to Acquire

You're gonna love it. Turn up the volume, turn up the gain, you only live once.
by Tuco
14 Aug 2018, 07:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Groping Resistance - Pfft.
Replies: 1061
Views: 33454

Re: Groping Resistance - Pfft.

Cocksuckers.
by Tuco
10 Aug 2018, 06:31
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Questions for the Grylliade Non-Hive Mind
Replies: 687
Views: 29599

Re: Questions for the Grylliade Non-Hive Mind

Make sure your mechanic has a hairstyle that's at least 20 years out of date. A mullet on a balding guy is the best. Also, he should be listening to The Allman Brothers.
by Tuco
05 Aug 2018, 06:32
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: OFFS: The Forsakening
Replies: 6581
Views: 204334

Re: OFFS: The Forsakening

That'll make her change her mind.
by Tuco
01 Aug 2018, 06:29
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1367
Views: 47533

Re: cars and how they get that way

Fin Fang Foom wrote:
31 Jul 2018, 12:31
And you got dinner!
Kitty jerky!
by Tuco
01 Aug 2018, 06:28
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1367
Views: 47533

Re: cars and how they get that way

Ellie wrote:
31 Jul 2018, 13:59
I thought this thread was cars and how they get that way, not cats and how they get that way.
I'm not good at following rules.
by Tuco
01 Aug 2018, 06:26
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1367
Views: 47533

Re: cars and how they get that way

dhex wrote:
31 Jul 2018, 12:14
I'm presuming dead cat isn't a term of art for something engine related?
Nope. Critters I can recognize. All that other bullshit under the hood is another matter.
by Tuco
31 Jul 2018, 06:55
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: cars and how they get that way
Replies: 1367
Views: 47533

Re: cars and how they get that way

Last time I went to the mailbox I noticed the temperature gauge on my pickup was acting a little goofy, running cool at speed and heating up at idle. So I figure I've got a fan clutch going out, maybe a thermostat, and seeing as how I've been expressly forbidden from ever working on my own vehicle, ...
by Tuco
22 Jul 2018, 07:43
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: How's the weather? v. 1.1
Replies: 3314
Views: 133605

Re: How's the weather? v. 1.1

Highway wrote:
21 Jul 2018, 20:23
We've had about 2.5 inches of rain today, and expecting another inch or so before morning. Just constant rain all day.
I'm jealous.
by Tuco
21 Jul 2018, 07:05
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Ragequits
Replies: 26
Views: 493

Re: Ragequits

Warren wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 12:21
Tuco wrote:
20 Jul 2018, 06:23
Ellie wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 10:31
Who else wants to see a documentary about Tuco's life? *waving hand wildly*
Only if you edit out all the times I got bucked off.
Deal. Those will play along side the credits to the tune of Yakkity Sax.
That'd be some loooooong credits.