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by Tuco
24 Oct 2020, 15:02
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Observations of the Random sort
Replies: 9231
Views: 499451

Re: Observations of the Random sort

JD wrote: 22 Oct 2020, 08:30 Jennifer Finch, bassist for L7, is "Creative DIrector - Director of Brand Strategy" for the Weekly World News. This amuses me no end.
This is the America I love.
by Tuco
10 Feb 2020, 07:52
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: SOTU stuff
Replies: 98
Views: 5210

Re: SOTU stuff

Ellie wrote: 04 Feb 2020, 12:37
* got my 6-month chip last night, woot woot
Woot, woot!
by Tuco
20 Dec 2019, 22:44
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Favorite and/or most hated Christmas movie and song
Replies: 68
Views: 7018

Re: Favorite and/or most hated Christmas movie and song

This song makes me wish I were deaf.

by Tuco
08 Nov 2019, 06:55
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 1192
Views: 138076

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

If that goddamn song gets stuck in my head, you two, I'm gonna be pissed.

Doo doo doo doo doot, doot doot doo doo doo doot.
by Tuco
07 Nov 2019, 06:22
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Music for the Masses
Replies: 1441
Views: 187587

Re: Music for the Masses

Has anybody ever written a song about you? My ex-roomate wrote one about me https://www.reverbnation.com/greggywah/song/27351270-i-used-to-be-hole-like-you I have, and I just wish she hadn't rhymed "make me sick" with "pencildick." Well what else you gonna rhyme pencildick with? You two would get a...
by Tuco
07 Nov 2019, 06:15
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)
Replies: 1192
Views: 138076

Re: Random Observations C.A (306 pages is enough)

Seriously, I've never heard a group of guys make such a hassle out of taking a piss. I mean, I get that sometimes women wear really elaborate clothes that are hard to remove for a bathroom break, and no doubt dudes wearing special protective gear for work have some issues. But a dude in an office j...
by Tuco
06 Nov 2019, 07:22
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Music for the Masses
Replies: 1441
Views: 187587

Re: Music for the Masses

Warren wrote: 04 Nov 2019, 12:37 Has anybody ever written a song about you?
My ex-roomate wrote one about me
https://www.reverbnation.com/greggywah/ ... e-like-you
I have, and I just wish she hadn't rhymed "make me sick" with "pencildick."
by Tuco
06 Nov 2019, 07:13
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TWICE ANNUAL GRIPE THREAD
Replies: 549
Views: 54026

Re: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TWICE ANNUAL GRIPE THREAD

Dammit, I think you're right! Vampires, aaaaahhh!
by Tuco
01 Nov 2019, 09:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Market Failure!
Replies: 2516
Views: 286504

Re: Market Failure!

D.A. Ridgely wrote: 31 Oct 2019, 16:06 The more kids who ruin their chances of ever becoming Supreme Court justices the better.
This is a great world vision.
by Tuco
31 Oct 2019, 07:19
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Market Failure!
Replies: 2516
Views: 286504

Re: Market Failure!

Fuck Christmas.
by Tuco
29 Oct 2019, 07:44
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Hooray for Halloween!
Replies: 409
Views: 37580

Re: Hooray for Halloween!

Pretty, cool, Warren.
by Tuco
28 Oct 2019, 06:26
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Roolz of the Rode
Replies: 376
Views: 43694

Re: Roolz of the Rode

Choo choo!
by Tuco
24 Oct 2019, 05:05
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The State is Over! If You Want It
Replies: 74
Views: 10183

Re: The State is Over! If You Want It

It's in Spanish, but the most recent episode of Así como suena follows around a bunch of guys on motorcycles who go and get a guy's bicycle back after it was stolen.

https://asicomosuena.mx/#/shows/23
by Tuco
24 Oct 2019, 04:47
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Music for the Masses
Replies: 1441
Views: 187587

Re: Music for the Masses

tr0g wrote: 23 Oct 2019, 10:13
Tuco wrote: 23 Oct 2019, 07:47
tr0g wrote: 22 Oct 2019, 14:02 I'm listening to an absurd amount of Chelsea Wolfe lately. Seems like good Halloween music.
She's pretty great.
I've got her, Myrkur, and Esben & the Witch on one playlist. It works pretty well.
I don't know Esben & the Witch. I'll have to check em out.
by Tuco
23 Oct 2019, 07:47
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Music for the Masses
Replies: 1441
Views: 187587

Re: Music for the Masses

tr0g wrote: 22 Oct 2019, 14:02 I'm listening to an absurd amount of Chelsea Wolfe lately. Seems like good Halloween music.
She's pretty great.
by Tuco
23 Oct 2019, 07:43
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Roolz of the Rode
Replies: 376
Views: 43694

Re: Roolz of the Rode

I think It'd be cool to wear those striped overalls and drive a choo-choo train.
by Tuco
23 Oct 2019, 07:39
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Dancing With the Dems
Replies: 1020
Views: 83962

Re: Dancing With the Dems

This makes me look at so many women I know in a different light.
by Tuco
21 Oct 2019, 08:00
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Epiphanies
Replies: 93
Views: 8781

Re: Epiphanies

Kolohe wrote: 21 Oct 2019, 07:52
Tuco wrote: 21 Oct 2019, 07:41 Fuckin woke-ass Warren.
Fuckin woke ass-Warren
It works!
by Tuco
21 Oct 2019, 07:41
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Epiphanies
Replies: 93
Views: 8781

Re: Epiphanies

Fuckin woke-ass Warren.
by Tuco
19 Oct 2019, 05:53
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: On the modern electric guitar
Replies: 321
Views: 61170

Re: On the modern electric guitar

What's the difference betweed a guitar player and god? God doesn't think he's a guitarist.
by Tuco
18 Oct 2019, 06:48
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: On the modern electric guitar
Replies: 321
Views: 61170

Re: On the modern electric guitar

Kid decides to learn bass. Comes home after his first lesson mom says, whadja learn, kid says, today I learned about the E string. Comes home next day, mom says whadja learn, kid says, today I learned about the A string. Next day, after school, kid grabs his bass and his mom says, you going to your ...
by Tuco
18 Oct 2019, 06:35
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: The Road to Damascus
Replies: 775
Views: 75282

Re: The Road to Damascus

D.A. Ridgely wrote: 17 Oct 2019, 14:44 Milo Minderbinder would approve.
And the rest of us wonder, Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"
by Tuco
18 Oct 2019, 06:31
Forum: The Joys of Life
Topic: Our National Pastime
Replies: 294
Views: 42486

Re: Our National Pastime

human bobble-head presidents I "met" those... things last year at the National League of Cities conference in DC. They are no less disturbing-looking up close. Disturbing looking? Come on! Wouldn't you prefer an entire Congress that actually looked that way? I know I would! Goddamn right, I would.
by Tuco
18 Oct 2019, 06:25
Forum: General Chatter
Topic: Epiphanies
Replies: 93
Views: 8781

Re: Epiphanies

Aresen wrote: 17 Oct 2019, 19:33 The best thing about peanuts is watching the kid in row three frantically searching for his epipen.
This post deserves some love.