2009 was like...

Hugh Akston's picture
The Indianapolis Colts: So full of win it was sickening
6% (2 votes)
Tiger Woods: It started out strong but blew it toward the end
10% (3 votes)
Barack Obama: Virtually indistinguishable from its predecessor
32% (10 votes)
The Swine Flu: A few people died, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected
19% (6 votes)
Michael Jackson: It was Bad. Now it's dead.
32% (10 votes)
Total votes: 31

Comments

Jake's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

This may be the best poll I have ever seen. Bravo!

the innominate one's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

pretend I repeated what Jake wrote

Aresen's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

It was the kind of year where you are attempting to get over being thoroughly rogered the year before, but find yourself being rogered even more. I was torn between "Barack Obama: Virtually indistinguishable from its predecessor" and 'Michael Jackson: It was Bad. Now it's dead', settling on the latter.

What I wanted was "Nancy Pelosi: Ugly and getting worse."

Number 6's picture

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It fucking sucked. Hard. It sucked the sweat of a dead donkey's balls.
Fuck 2009. Die, 2009, die.

the innominate one's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

You shouldn't kill time.

Hugh Akston's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

You misread that TIO. it was German for the 2009, the.

the innominate one's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

thanks for the translation, Hugh. or should I say, Sideshow Hugh?

:)

Ellie's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

Indeed, Hugh, this is a very clever poll!

My year actually was so great it was sickening. I mean, it started with Rachel visiting and ended with "Catchphrase" and in between I got a cat, a diploma, a job, an apartment, a teeny-tiny laptop, a tin Hello Kitty lunchbox, a french press, a purple velvet purse, three Twitterfiction published and one sold for 2010, plus my hot fiancee got a job AND I learned a valuable lesson about acetaminophen poisoning.

I'll try to send some of this goodness to the rest of you for 2010.

Shem's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

We who now know who has been hogging all the good luck appreciate that :p

Kolohe's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

I picked the Tiger woods one - I started the year moving into an apartment hier:
http://www.stanford
carr.com/peninsula.htm

... and now I'm in a completely different gated community :).

Re: 2009 was like...

Swine Flu. Just sub meh.

Hugh Akston's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

For the record, I picked MJ.

However, I expect 2010 to kick 6 1/2 different kinds of ass.

Warren's picture

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My parents' 50th was a major triumph, but other than that, there was very little of 2009 that didn't suck like a bus depot bathroom male prostitute.

PicassoIII's picture

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Wanted to call it an MJ, but it was actually a good year that just got rough at the end.
Can't complain, married Mrs P, hit New Orleans for the 1st time in years and had a good year at work.
Meh, call it mostly upside.

Jasper Havoc's picture

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I picked Swine Flu because I can't tell the difference between Barack Obama and Micheal Jackson.

Pham Nuwen's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

I picked the colts one. Pretty good year all round. Business is still good. My best friend got married. The gf is still convinced I'm prince charming. Yep. Good year.

JD's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

I said swine flu, but maybe I should have said Colts.

I'm still employed, I'm in a stable loving relationship, I was in my first group exhibition ever, I did still photography for a movie, I traveled to Central America...I went to the dentist and it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I feared... There were some very rocky parts, and I'm still not as organized as I'd like, but overall, pretty good.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I had my first photo published in a major US magazine, for money!

Wixenstyx's picture

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That sounds like a Colts year to me

I guess I did get a good job at a neat place, and my kids stayed mostly healthy and the refrigerator and the cars didn't die. And my son got some leopard geckos. And I didn't get any cavities.

Okay, I'm good.

the innominate one's picture

Re: 2009 was like...

leopard geckos are cool. I used to have some. I did my high school science fair project on them. now I don't have leopard geckos. not a cause and effect relationship, though.