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Propper Feast Day Meal

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2009, November 26 - 15:12 — Warren
Butterball Turkey roasted for four hours till the plastic nipple pops out
47% (9 votes)
Smoked Turkey
11% (2 votes)
Deep Fried in Peanut Oil - on the back deck with a case of beer for added excitement
11% (2 votes)
Wild Turkey stuffed with ice - Turkey baste YOU!
16% (3 votes)
Ham
16% (3 votes)
Total votes: 19

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2009, November 26 - 15:21 — Eric the .5b
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Re: Propper Feast Day Meal

I refuse to vote because the correct option, "Yummy Food", was omitted.

I'll check back some time after FUDKOMA is over. :)

2009, November 26 - 15:47 — D.A. Ridgely
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I, too, vote NOTA. The correct answer is a fresh turkey, 10-20 lbs, roasted and basted by hand.

2009, November 26 - 15:52 — Warren
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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
I, too, vote NOTA. The correct answer is a fresh turkey, 10-20 lbs, roasted and basted by hand.

Basting the bird? That's a new one

2009, November 26 - 16:27 — Hugh Akston
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Warren wrote:
D.A. Ridgely wrote:
I, too, vote NOTA. The correct answer is a fresh turkey, 10-20 lbs, roasted and basted by hand.

Basting the bird? That's a new one

Not really, I do it every night.

2009, November 26 - 18:01 — Shem
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I too require a NOTA option, as I'm famous for making my friends and family suffer tremendous anxiety by experimenting with new recipes.

2009, November 26 - 18:04 — the innominate one
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Re: Propper Feast Day Meal

you can't have a proper feast day meal without proper spelling

2009, November 26 - 18:08 — D.A. Ridgely
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Re: Propper Feast Day Meal

You can have a propper one, though. Prop-Tarts, optional.

2009, November 26 - 18:48 — the innominate one
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Re: Propper Feast Day Meal

I love tarts. and strumpets.

2009, November 26 - 19:14 — Eric the .5b
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Re: Propper Feast Day Meal

My mother experimented with a brined turkey. She's apparently become a big Alton Brown fan, and used a few of his recommendations this year.

SO tasty.

2009, November 26 - 20:30 — Warren
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the innominate one wrote:
you can't have a proper feast day meal without proper spelling

Well my feast is double stuffed.

2009, November 26 - 20:31 — Warren
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Eric the .5b wrote:
My mother experimented with a brined turkey. She's apparently become a big Alton Brown fan, and used a few of his recommendations this year.

SO tasty.


Alton is big on the brine. He even brined the deep fried one.

2009, November 26 - 23:58 — Isaac Bartram
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Correct spelling is a stupid obsession of liberal arts majors.

2009, November 27 - 00:08 — Aresen
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D.A. Ridgely wrote:
I, too, vote NOTA. The correct answer is a fresh turkey, 10-20 lbs, roasted and basted by hand.

The only way to cook turkey is to obtain a fresh turkey that wasn't raised in a shed with 40,000 others, stuff it to taste, provide a rough garnish for the gravy, cook it for 20 min/pound at 325 F, basting regularly by hand until it is done.

All other ways are inventions of Satan. (Or Shaitan if you are Muslim.)

2009, November 27 - 01:06 — mk
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I've heard all sorts of recipes, including several methods for brining that all sound wonderful.

But it makes no difference to me. Overcooked turkey is a holiday tradition at my parents. Mom was never a very good cook.

I just try to remember to make myself a nice fresh cranberry and chipotle sauce to cover it with. I could eat a cardboard box if it was covered with that stuff.

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2009, November 27 - 14:30 — the innominate one
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Isaac Bartram wrote:
Correct spelling is a stupid obsession of liberal arts majors.

probabbly troo

2009, November 27 - 18:38 — Hugh Akston
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Isaac Bartram wrote:
Correct spelling is a stupid obsession of liberal arts majors.

::shrug:: Statistics count as evidence to science majors.

2009, November 27 - 18:47 — the innominate one
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Re: Propper Feast Day Meal

more accurately, statistics strengthen the confidence in the evidence

2009, November 29 - 17:34 — Stevo Darkly
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Re: Propper Feast Day Meal

the innominate one wrote:
I love tarts. and strumpets.

And soon the season of three ho's shall be among us.