This is true. You probably can't follow a convention randomly but you certainly can follow one haphazardly. Much Constitutional law can be explained by this.
"I wish to take this woman back to my dwelling and have my way with her, but this is really aggravating my hernia!"
" 'I'll only have a few drinks,' she says... 'I won't jump up on the table and start dancing and tearing off my clothes again,' she says... 'I'll be nice to Father Morris,' she says..."
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J sub,
Do you still molest children? :P
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I only voted hell, no because fuck, no wasn't an option.
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Actually, it'd prefer a stochastic convention.
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If by "haphazardly followed" you mean "routinely ignored" I'm all for it.
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Due to the wording of the question, I believe I voted "yes" but in doing do I might actually have voted "no."
Is the emphasis on "have a convention" or "haphazardly follow"?
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If the convention is any fun at all, pretty soon all the following will be haphazard.
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I wish to have a Shriner's convention for renaming thread topics.
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Good idea. Nothing puts one in the mood for lion towing like donning a fez.
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I'm all in favor of not quite rejecting that idea.
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remember, haphazardly and randomly are two different things
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This is true. You probably can't follow a convention randomly but you certainly can follow one haphazardly. Much Constitutional law can be explained by this.
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Posting Edgar Rice Burroughs pulp cover art in threads where Mars is mentioned is an example of haphazardly followed Grylliade convention.
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And before you know it, the next thing that gets posted is...
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I can't tell whether that fellow looks more pleased or more annoyed. He looks sort of sneeringly pleasoyed.
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"I wish to take this woman back to my dwelling and have my way with her, but this is really aggravating my hernia!"
 
Also, I love how lovingly and carefully rendered all her limbs are, while his legs are just two scribbles sort of vaguely attached to his torso.
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" 'I'll only have a few drinks,' she says... 'I won't jump up on the table and start dancing and tearing off my clothes again,' she says... 'I'll be nice to Father Morris,' she says..."
OR
"PA! WE GOT DINNER!"
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AS IT SHOULD BE!
The body of Woman is a thing of beauty, while that of Man is lumpy and misshapen and should not be seen by light of day!