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Does crimethink need to get laid?

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2009, March 16 - 20:51 — crimethink
Yes
32% (10 votes)
No
29% (9 votes)
Yes, but I pity the poor being that does the dirty work
39% (12 votes)
Total votes: 31

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2009, March 16 - 22:57 — Ayn_Randian
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

Yes - and if you like I'll browse the classified ads of my local alt.weekly and provide a charitable donation toward a "non-therapeutic massage" (ONLY 125 AN HOUR!)

Just tell me if you want Sven or Svetlana. I don't judge....but this is your first time, so maybe it should be both.

2009, March 16 - 23:24 — crimethink
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

I'm surprised that barely half of the respondents think I need sexual relief. The lurkers must love me just the way I am.

2009, March 16 - 23:56 — Warren
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

Or perhaps we don't want to take the risk of reproduction

2009, March 16 - 23:59 — Aresen
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

Actually, it's more a case of "why am I typing on my computer when I could be getting laid?"

2009, March 17 - 00:20 — D.A. Ridgely
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

crimethink wrote:
I'm surprised that barely half of the respondents think I need sexual relief. The lurkers must love me just the way I am.

Had the option been available, I'm reasonably confident "Who cares?" would have won in a walk.

2009, March 17 - 02:17 — Stevo Darkly
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

All things come in their own time, young Jedi.

Uh, no pun intended.

2009, March 17 - 07:42 — Ellie
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

Yeah, what Stevo said.

I want all my Grylliaders to have the best sex they can possibly have. Whatever that means to them. Whenever that happens.

2009, March 17 - 08:32 — Warren
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

Ellie wrote:
Yeah, what Stevo said.

I want all my Grylliaders to have the best sex they can possibly have. Whatever that means to them. Whenever that happens.


YEAH BABY!
I'll put the molasses in the microwave, you get the plastic wrap and I'll meet you...

oh wait. You were just speaking in general terms, not making a specific offer.
That's nice too... I guess
*kicks pebble - stubs toe
ow

2009, March 17 - 08:41 — J sub D
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

I voted yes. No snarky comment worth of Grylliade comes to mind though. I simply feel that sex between consenting adults is generally a good thing.

2009, March 17 - 10:13 — JD
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

I voted yes, because sure, why not? I mean, I don't know about need and where in the Maslovian hierarchy we're talking about, but it probably couldn't hurt.

2009, March 17 - 14:07 — Ali
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

i voted "no" because the question specifically asks if crimethink "needs" to get laid. how am i supposed to know that? only he knows.

2009, March 17 - 14:25 — Timothy
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

Maybe he just needs eharmony.

2009, March 17 - 16:19 — GinSlinger
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

I voted no partially because of the reason cited by Ali, but mostly because of what Warren said. Though, I did vote before reading their comments.

2009, June 29 - 20:19 — J sub D
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

Ellie!

♪Kill da spambot, Kill da spambot♪
Edit - Thank you Ellie.

2009, December 27 - 12:52 — Kolohe
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Re: Does crimethink need to get laid?

So much for deterrence. (or Wagner)